nate Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Well that was kind of a dick move. Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Well that was kind of a dick move. Whatever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Crack a dictionary, dickhole. Or learn context. Either way will do you some good. I'm done here, on my end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Please don't make me have to get an adult. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 10, 2015 Author Share Posted September 10, 2015 Smith has announced Mallrats 2 will begin filming in January in Exton, PA. It will be called MallBrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingus Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Kind of an odd title, considering all the characters are at least middle-aged now. Ah well, I'm curious to see what he does with it. It's been almost a decade since his last Askewniverse project; as fun as I still find his podcast empire and weird little horror movies, I still occasionally wanna see what Jay & Silent Bob are up to. And his bluntly stated Mallrats 2 story premise of "Die Hard in a mall" sounds like it's easily within his wheelhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 It's called Mallbrats because they're with their kids, and yes, one of the kids is Harley Quinn Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Kind of an odd title, considering all the characters are at least middle-aged now. Ah well, I'm curious to see what he does with it. It's been almost a decade since his last Askewniverse project; as fun as I still find his podcast empire and weird little horror movies, I still occasionally wanna see what Jay & Silent Bob are up to. And his bluntly stated Mallrats 2 story premise of "Die Hard in a mall" sounds like it's easily within his wheelhouse. "bluntly" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Weed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 All that's missing is the dick & fart jokes and why wait 'til Mallbarts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I await the Mallbrats follow-up/terrible movie singularity - MallBlarts, co-starring Kevin James 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 All that's missing is the dick & fart jokes and why wait 'til Mallbarts "The money's in dick and fart jokes." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 When lord, when's gonna be my time?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Smith recently recorded a Smodcast that's a commentary track for the original "Bad News Bears" and it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted June 12, 2016 Author Share Posted June 12, 2016 Mallrats: The Next Generation will be a 10 episode TV show. Smith confirmed on twitter. No word on distribution yet, but I'm guessing... Vimeo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingus Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Seems like an odd choice to turn into a show. Mallrats had probably the least-interesting protagonists of anything Smith has ever made; Quint, Brandi, and Rene were all damn'd boring people and Brodie was basically just a beta test run for Jason Lee's later, better work in the same vein. I'm not entirely sure if I'd want to spend ten episodes' worth of time with these guys. Maybe Kev has some ideas on how to make this work, I certainly hope so, but it still feels like one of those "...why the hell couldn't they have done this with Clerks instead?" missed opportunities. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Universal owns the property rights, and they wouldn't let him make the movie independently like the Weinsteins have agreed to for Clerks 3. For some reason they countered with an idea for a television show (maybe because of Wet Hot American Summer.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 6, 2017 Author Share Posted September 6, 2017 *Bump* Jay and Silent Bob Reboot will begin shooting next month. The titular characters are trying to stop a Bluntman vs Chronic movie from happening. Clerks 3, and the Mallrats TV show-sequel are both dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: *Bump* Jay and Silent Bob Reboot will begin shooting next month. The titular characters are trying to stop a Bluntman vs Chronic movie from happening. Clerks 3, and the Mallrats TV show-sequel are both dead. So... just redoing Strike Back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 I assume, knowing nothing else about it, that that is the joke and there will be references throughout about it being a shitty reboot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Clerks 3 being dead makes me sad, it was pretty much the only thing Smith could do that would get me really interested anymore. I'll probably check out the Reboot unless reviews really steer me away since J&SB Strike Back always gets a laugh out of me but much less enthused about this than Clerks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Clerks 3 died because Jeff Anderson didn't want to do it. Another Jay and Bob movie felt inevitable after that because they're the only characters Smith owns and he knows Mewes is game. I'm under the impression that it'll be a ton of references to the other movies and cameos that'll distract from how weak the screenplay is. I enjoyed his recent horror movies a lot, but Yoga Hosers was largely a comedy and it seemed like he took one pass at writing it and just shot what he had. Incidentally since the thread is bumped, here's a Vulture write-up from this week about him that's really good. http://www.vulture.com/2017/09/kevin-smith-red-state.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Anything to keep him away from buckaroo Banzai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 I want Moose Jaws dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 10 hours ago, (BP) said: Clerks 3 died because Jeff Anderson didn't want to do it. What does he have going on to turn down a feature film? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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