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12 hours ago, Josh Mann said:

"Providing the most money to Trump was Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria, who sent $125,000 last month to Trump Victory"

 

Yep. This seems as it should be. 

Yeah, but I'm surprised Loria would spend 125 k on anything. . . .

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Can we call this the Curt Schilling Memorial Thread? And can we call it that because a meteor fell on his dumb-ass head?

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My issue is that -- I look at a lot of -- listen, a porn star came out the other day and said that he kissed her inappropriately. I gotta ask: how do you inappropriately kiss a porn star? How does that work?

 

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Remember, porn stars are whores and as we all know you can't sexually assault a prostitute. Wait, what kind of idiotic logic hole is this? Of course you can. I hate humanity.

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Let's take a break from Curt Schilling stupidity for some Mets stupidity.

http://www.si.com/mlb/2016/11/01/mets-jeurys-familia-domestic-violence-arrest?xid=socialflow_twitter_si
 

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Mets closer Jeurys Familia was arrested on a domestic violence charge this week, according to court documents obtained by The Bergen Record.

The righthander was featured in an anti-domestic violence ad this season.

 

 

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OK. Who's going to be the first to call this just silly shenanigans among teammates? 

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Eight Texas Rangers prospects were questioned by police in the Dominican Republic after a video showed a group of players sexually assaulting an underage teammate in a hazing incident that targeted players new to the team’s Dominican complex, sources familiar with the case told Yahoo Sports.

While prosecutors in the Dominican Republic have yet to press charges for the alleged assault, they told the court they intend to charge at least four players who held down a teammate and masturbated him, sources told Yahoo Sports.

Among those expected to be charged are the younger brother of Rangers second baseman Rougned Odor, also named Rougned, and Yohel Pozo, a top catching prospect, both 19 years old. The players facing potential charges have been told not to leave the country, according to sources.

 

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10 hours ago, BrianS81177 said:

"Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Roughned, and my other brother.... Roughned."

I'm all for calling them The Fabulous Roughned Brothers. "From Maracaibo to Arlington, hablas espanol?" doesn't have the same ring as "From Montreal to Memphis, parlez-vous francais?".

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Silly costumes may be no big deal, but I'm sure some clubhouse jackasses will find some new things for them to do, probably take a dump in all their lockers. Actually, I assume that already happens.

I know when Roger Dorn put a red tag in my locker during spring training tricking me into thinking I was cut, we had quite the row, those were the good old days. What?

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11 hours ago, odessasteps said:

 

The NFL needs to do the same, since their hazing often involves low-paid rookies buying expensive dinners for veterans that they can't always afford. 

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Someone with an account named "Sidney Ponson" tweeted "Congrats on the HoF" to Curt Schilling, igniting several angry responses from Schilling. Various people attempted to suggest that this was not, in fact, the real Sidney Ponson, using such evidence as a low follower total (43), lack of Twitter verification, and the fact that account's page says "Not the real Sid", but Schilling was unconvinced.

 

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Aubrey Huff had thoughts about the people protesting POTUS's Muslim Ban EO.  

"I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!"  (quoted because he deleted it... so you can guess where this is going)

I'll rank the responses based on fire emoji. 

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Mr. Huff has apologized. 

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On 1/20/2017 at 0:57 PM, Cristobal said:

Someone with an account named "Sidney Ponson" tweeted "Congrats on the HoF" to Curt Schilling, igniting several angry responses from Schilling. Various people attempted to suggest that this was not, in fact, the real Sidney Ponson, using such evidence as a low follower total (43), lack of Twitter verification, and the fact that account's page says "Not the real Sid", but Schilling was unconvinced.

 

The only way that Curt Schilling should see the inside of the HOF is if he pays admission. Over-rated jackanapes.

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