goc Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I can picture it now: Davey reviving someone, anxiously awaiting a response to see if they're okay, only to get a garbled, "Have you seen that suplex gif? The fuck were you thinking?" Or "Oh god! I've died and gone to wrestling hell! I'm going to be stuck watching Davey Richards vs. Davey Richards in a Steel Davey Richards for all of eternity!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 If I'm ever in a serious accident, I want treated by Davey. Seriously, when's the last time someone in a Davey Richards match got pinned by the first finisher? I figure, with Davey working on me, I'm good for 4 or 5 kickouts at 2 or 2.9. Hell, if all else fails, Davey can probably revive me with fighting spirit. 'Cause paramedicing is serios bizness!!!!! 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I can picture it now: Davey reviving someone, anxiously awaiting a response to see if they're okay, only to get a garbled, "Have you seen that suplex gif? The fuck were you thinking?" Stop, Stop, Stop or my mother will shoot.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 If I'm ever in a serious accident, I want treated by Davey. Seriously, when's the last time someone in a Davey Richards match got pinned by the first finisher? I figure, with Davey working on me, I'm good for 4 or 5 kickouts at 2 or 2.9. Hell, if all else fails, Davey can probably revive me with fighting spirit. 'Cause paramedicing is serios bizness!!!!! RESPECT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 The idea of Davey trying to resuscitate someone by kicking them repeatedly fills me with joy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I hope this is good news given all of the advertisers that included TNA on their DNA [Do Not Advertise] list. lol god damn It's still pretty mind blowing that there were advertisers who watched low budget ghost hunts, bigfoot shows and rednecks doing various redneck things who still saw TNA as a bridge too far. Yeah, that's what I can't get over. This is the network that TNA is too lowbrow for. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 (Shockingly) no one on that show is dropping the N-bomb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I'm sure they just say "thug" when in the company of anyone outside their circle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DouglasC Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 On the upside, at least they are the still on the Fight Network, a network that no longer airs such hoi polloi programming as So You Wanna Fight and Lithuanian honey wrestling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTTW Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I hope this is good news given all of the advertisers that included TNA on their DNA [Do Not Advertise] list. lol god damn It's still pretty mind blowing that there were advertisers who watched low budget ghost hunts, bigfoot shows and rednecks doing various redneck things who still saw TNA as a bridge too far. Yeah, that's what I can't get over. This is the network that TNA is too lowbrow for. Well I think advertisers see that show and go hmmm people like and relate to Duck Dynasty, maybe this too could catch on. Hunting is a huge demographic that appeals generationally. Sure this show is probably terrible, but people can probably relate to drinking with their buddies and going hunting. Where as when you watch TNA, can you seriously relate to anything on that show? I mean did your best friend every betray you at your wedding to join the gang your dad hates (or however that bloody storyline went). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 No, but you'd be surprised at how often I encounter midgets beating off in garbage cans. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 No, but you'd be surprised at how often I encounter midgets beating off in garbage cans. This is my go to Dusty Rhodes impression. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angel Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Lithuanian honey wrestling. Please tell me you're making that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I hope this is good news given all of the advertisers that included TNA on their DNA [Do Not Advertise] list. lol god damn It's still pretty mind blowing that there were advertisers who watched low budget ghost hunts, bigfoot shows and rednecks doing various redneck things who still saw TNA as a bridge too far. Yeah, that's what I can't get over. This is the network that TNA is too lowbrow for. Can't they just leave Bigfoot the fuck alone? That's what I hate about humanity. Say this amazing mythical creature actually does exist, you're first instinct is to kill him? The hell with them. I hope Bigfoot ate them all. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Lithuanian honey wrestling. Please tell me you're making that up. Showcase in Canada also had something that was barely a step above bum fights, but damned if it wasn't fun. It also had porn, so there's that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DouglasC Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Lithuanian honey wrestling. Please tell me you're making that up. Although 7 years old, this is from TFN's youtube channel. And the logo in the upper corner is also a giveaway. Spoliered for obvious reasons. And the aforementioned So You Wanna Fight was the bumfights-ish program. It took place in an actual arena, with an actual ring, but had to be based on whatever Indian reserve would take them, in order to get around laws. Picture those Toughman PPVs without any of the technique, and you have this. It would also have, without a hint of irony, about half of the fighters being introduced with their profession as "street fighter", "bar brawler" or the ilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I assume "So You Wanna Fight" was part of a Friday night block of shows including "We Gonna Have A Problem, Bro?" and "Don't You Eyeball Me, Son!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 According to Meltzer, they're going to hunt Mark Briscoe this fall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I'm disappointed to hear the Fight Network has dropped those two mainstays. Next thing, you'll be telling me they've stopped airing the same six episodes of NOAH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I assume "So You Wanna Fight" was part of a Friday night block of shows including "We Gonna Have A Problem, Bro?" and "Don't You Eyeball Me, Son!"And the ladies fighting show "Oh No She Dint!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I would watch the shit out of that one. Weaves getting ripped out would make a great drinking game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 So the newest member of Team TNA is Gabe as he has been a huge shill for IMPACT in the last couple days. I mean I guess I shouldn't be too surprised given he can't be a huge supporter of Ring of Honor and Gabe is building his product on guys like TJ Perkins, Drew Galloway, and apparently Davey Richards again. But the idea that he has decided to be this in the tank for TNA when the iceberg is right in front of the Titanic is just weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMN Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 So the newest member of Team TNA is Gabe as he has been a huge shill for IMPACT in the last couple days. I mean I guess I shouldn't be too surprised given he can't be a huge supporter of Ring of Honor and Gabe is building his product on guys like TJ Perkins, Drew Galloway, and apparently Davey Richards again. But the idea that he has decided to be this in the tank for TNA when the iceberg is right in front of the Titanic is just weird Man, why hasn't TJ Perkins got a shot in NXT? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Lithuanian honey wrestling.Please tell me you're not making that up.fixed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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