Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 You also need to know that Dean Ambrose is a bigfoot expert. I feel like we need one of those pre-match WWE video packages to explain all of this to people coming in late. Maybe with a Johnny Cash song in the background. I don't think Johnny Cash would properly tell the tale of the bizarre nature of the relationship between Psychic Bigfoot, Dean Ambrose, TNA, and Destination America. I'm thinking something along the lines of Buckethead; something involving Mike Patton, like Fantomas or Tomahawk; or perhaps Dillinger Escape Plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Billy Corgan coming off as totally clueless on Meltzer's Twitter feed is pretty fantastic. "Damn! Dave just smashed a pumpkin!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Statement from TNA Regarding IMPACT WRESTLING It has come to our attention that several internet news sources have falsely attributed statements to TNA, its executives and broadcasting partner. These false statements constitute defamation and if necessary we will seek all legal remedies available to us. haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha That's cute. But there's no way in hell Meltzer is going to take this seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Considering the type of programming that airs on Destination America, how much of a stink do you have to have on you for advertisers to say: "we want no part of that!" Just as baffling is that those advertisers don't like wrestling, but have no such issues with highbrow programming such as "Hillbilly Blood" or "Sinkholes: Swallowed Alive" (I'd add a TNA joke here, but it sucks that folks are going to lose their jobs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I remember in the '90s there was that whole Kurt Cobain vs. Billy Corgan rivalry thing going on. I know he's dead and all, but I can't help but feel Kurt won at the end of the day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Considering the type of programming that airs on Destination America, how much of a stink do you have to have on you for advertisers to say: "we want no part of that!" Just as baffling is that those advertisers don't like wrestling, but have no such issues with highbrow programming such as "Hillbilly Blood" or "Sinkholes: Swallowed Alive" (I'd add a TNA joke here, but it sucks that folks are going to lose their jobs) The problem is, wrestling fans, by and large, don't buy the products that get advertised. The ones that watch those shows do, at least more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 DTAM @DeathToAllMarks 48m48 minutes ago LRT - Dixie sent an email calling Destination America dummies and accidentally CC'd the president of DA. Second year in a fucking row. Per Voice of wrestling. I pray to every deity in existence this story is true. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Hey, it's the same company that proclaimed that all those TNA searches on Google were for their company...so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 DTAM @DeathToAllMarks 48m48 minutes ago LRT - Dixie sent an email calling Destination America dummies and accidentally CC'd the president of DA. Second year in a fucking row. Per Voice of wrestling. I pray to every deity in existence this story is true. Oh god, I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 It's not the library. Meltzer said a few weeks ago in an update that the reason they are in no rush to add the back library is because barely anyone watches it. There weren't any official numbers but it's the original programming type things that are the things folks are watching. (Well and the PPVs) Well fuck those people! So much great wrestling at their finger tips, yet they choose Total Divas and Countdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Dixie will kiss and make up by sending them some gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 She said "Bless Their Heart", why are they upset? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 I hope TNA getting canceled doesnt effect Sugarbaker's. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 She said "Bless Their Heart", why are they upset? Maybe even though they are a super southern network the execs aren't and they don't unstand "bless your heart." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 TNA might want to consider banning email from the workplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 TNA might want to consider banning email from the workplace. Either that or downgrade their Microsoft products because trying to understand Outlook 2013 to way too complicated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 TNA might want to consider banning email from the workplace. Either that or downgrade their Microsoft products because trying to understand Outlook 2013 to way too complicated The real problem is that Jarrett took all the IT people when he left. He had a vision, you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Even if TNA banned e-mail from their office, they would still end up accidentally sending a nasty fax to the head of Nashville Public Access 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 TNA vs Tricky Email Settings is the greatest wrestling feud of the decade. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 TNA vs Tricky Email Settings is the greatest wrestling feud of the decade. Guest starring Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 And Vince Russo of... well, very little fame, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 So isn't it time we remove TNA from the Theoretical #2 folder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyMax46 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Make a third "Irrelevant Promotions" folder? It would just be them and anything DJ Hyde at this point right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Now, now, fellas, Dixie says this is all a work, and she's always been truthful so far, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 TNA might want to consider banning email from the workplace. That or hire the Anonymous RAw GM to head their IT department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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