ebbie Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Speaking of RAW tonight, commentary might he be even worse with Lawler in the hospital. Booker T is taking his place tonight. HA HA MAGGLE. SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK. Fuck you, buddy. Book is the best wrestler turned commentator since Dusty. Book wants to be there, doesn't sound like he is reading lines all the times and him going 'OH HALE NO!!' is worth more than anything any of the other assholes have said in the last 3 years combined. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 The two complete opposite gimmicks Mero had in WCW nad the WWF both showcase the booking styles of Dusty and Vince to a T. Johnny B Badd was a tough guy who was also super outlandish and almost ambiguous but when pushed into a corner would show exactly how tough he was and Mero was a tough guy who was super macho let you know just how tough and macho he was, always had his girlfriend got super upset when anybody was talking to he girlfriend or looking at her cuz she was super hot then he's fight people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Mero's perm alone makes me question why people hate him. Perms are pro wrestling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Mero's perm alone makes me question why people hate him. Perms are pro wrestling. Mero had a rad perm but if we were to do a perm tourney tomorrow, I have to go Issac Yankem out of respect. I have him going over Dr. D in the finals 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Ahem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 That's a sexy sexy man. We should totally do a perm/ mullet/Afro tournament. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Mero's perm alone makes me question why people hate him. Perms are pro wrestling. Mero had a rad perm but if we were to do a perm tourney tomorrow, I have to go Issac Yankem out of respect. I have him going over Dr. D in the finals This gentleman scoffs at your assessment. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Dusty Perm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 It isn't over the top, but I always thought Tenryu's Yakuza punch perm was classy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 A perm + hands made to work with rebar = badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Mero's perm alone makes me question why people hate him. Perms are pro wrestling. Mero had a rad perm but if we were to do a perm tourney tomorrow, I have to go Issac Yankem out of respect. I have him going over Dr. D in the finals This gentleman scoffs at your assessment. I never realized how much Harley and Bob Ross looked alike. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 That's a sexy sexy man. We should totally do a perm/ mullet/Afro tournament. As far as 'fros, I don't think it gets any better than late-era Meng/Haku. I say that with my safety as a human in mind, naturally. Mero's perm alone makes me question why people hate him. Perms are pro wrestling. Mero had a rad perm but if we were to do a perm tourney tomorrow, I have to go Issac Yankem out of respect. I have him going over Dr. D in the finals This gentleman scoffs at your assessment. I never realized how much Harley and Bob Ross looked alike. Thank you for this bit of inspiration-- I'm totally starting a hardcore band called Bloody Little Trees now 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Harley Ross would be a great gimmick for the indies. "He's tied him up to the Happy Little Tree of Woe!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Harley Ross would be a great gimmick for the indies. "He's tied him up to the Happy Little Tree of Woe!" This board has better creative minds than the people in Stamford. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Bob Ross was my idol growing up. While most people I lived around was into John Elway, I was painting me some happy trees at 5 in the morning with Bob motherfuckin' Ross. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 The Lanny Poffo perm, a.k.a what you'd get if Freddy Mercury had Brian May's hair. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 That stache is probably not the only thing that dude had in common with Freddie Mercury 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Most depressing like limit reach ever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I like people's post for mentioning Wade Barrett. Top that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 That's stupid, Wade Barrett. I mean ebbie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Skipping Raw for Christmas slasher films on January 5 is especially telling.Telling about me or telling about the state of WWE? Oh definitely them. I applaud the action. Especially after actually having seen the show... And I started the full two hours late and was still live before it ended. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Don't be mad at me that because I can focus solely on the 10 minutes of Raw I thoroughly enjoy the shit out of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I like people's post for mentioning Wade Barrett. Top that. Is that because you want to Barrett for Wade? Im so fucking funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Harley Ross is probably way better than the idea of "Fifty Shades of Bray" becoming Bray Wyatt's next gimmick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Speaking of RAW tonight, commentary might he be even worse with Lawler in the hospital. Booker T is taking his place tonight. HA HA MAGGLE. SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK. Fuck you, buddy. Book is the best wrestler turned commentator since Dusty. Book wants to be there, doesn't sound like he is reading lines all the times and him going 'OH HALE NO!!' is worth more than anything any of the other assholes have said in the last 3 years combined. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Ebbie Debbie, QUACK QUACK! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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