Casey Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Did someone mention Bret v. Vince for worst Mania moments? The build was pretty good and I was actually looking forward to it. All I remember is Bret delivering chair shot after chair shot after chair shot to a helpless old man and a crowd that didn't give a damn. It was uncomfortable. They booked it wrong. They should've just had Vince running around for no reason until Bret clothesline him and put him in the sharpshooter. Just like 5 minutes tops. I know nepotism is a powerful, powerful thing in pro rasstlin', but fuck those Hart kids. All three of them are terrible, but at least Kidd finally found some character 5 years latter. I'm assuming you're talking about Natalya, Tyson Kidd and Davey Boy Smith Jr. In which case, you're wrong on all counts. And technically they aren't Hart kids. They're Neidhart and Smith kids, with Tyson just being a dude who trained there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Did someone mention Bret v. Vince for worst Mania moments? The build was pretty good and I was actually looking forward to it. All I remember is Bret delivering chair shot after chair shot after chair shot to a helpless old man and a crowd that didn't give a damn. It was uncomfortable. They booked it wrong. They should've just had Vince running around for no reason until Bret clothesline him and put him in the sharpshooter. Just like 5 minutes tops. I know nepotism is a powerful, powerful thing in pro rasstlin', but fuck those Hart kids. All three of them are terrible, but at least Kidd finally found some character 5 years latter. I'm assuming you're talking about Natalya, Tyson Kidd and Davey Boy Smith Jr. In which case, you're wrong on all counts. And technically they aren't Hart kids. They're Neidhart and Smith kids, with Tyson just being a dude who trained there. Well.... a Hart bore both Nattie and Davey Jr. so they're still Hart kids. But them all not being good is incredibly wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 fuck those Hart kids. All three of them are terrible, but at least Kidd finally found some character 5 years latter. NOOOOOOOOPE. You're wrong. God bless. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Lame oddball prediction: Savage video gets cut off by The Authority and HHH cuts a promo about how that guy will NEVER be in HIS Hall Of Fame. Cue boos, cue EYE DUBYA CEE outrage, etc. Then next week Lanny Poffo shows up and gets put in a match with Seth Rollins to win the right for his brother to get into the HOF. Cena helps Poffo win because only Cena can get anything done around there. I have no idea where all of that came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Lanny better wear his suit of armor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Lanny KOs Seth Rollins with a frisbee for the finish 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Whenever you want to use a lower mid-carder from the 80s-90s for a joke you have to google them first to make sure they weren't arrested for prostitution. Unfortunately, Mike Enos was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted January 12, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2015 "My Brother Randy will go into the hall of fame Quite the accomplishment I must acclaim But remember this HHH and you'll never be the same Stephanie rode the madness before she played the game" Boom fucking sauce. Print da money. 74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Feud ends with Lanny challenging HHH to a self-fellatio-off to see if Macho gets in the HoF. HHH wins decisively and buries Lanny, because no one can suck himself off like HHH. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 "My Brother Randy will go into the hall of fame Quite the accomplishment I must acclaim But remember this HHH and you'll never be the same Stephanie rode the madness before she played the game" Boom fucking sauce. Print da money. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Feud ends with Lanny challenging HHH to a self-fellatio-off to see if Macho gets in the HoF. HHH wins decisively and buries Lanny, because no one can suck himself off like HHH. You, sir, win all the internetz forever and always. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Feud ends with Lanny challenging HHH to a self-fellatio-off to see if Macho gets in the HoF. HHH wins decisively and buries Lanny, because no one can suck himself off like HHH. Stephanie has also shown she's very capable of sucking herself off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Did someone mention Bret v. Vince for worst Mania moments? The build was pretty good and I was actually looking forward to it. All I remember is Bret delivering chair shot after chair shot after chair shot to a helpless old man and a crowd that didn't give a damn. It was uncomfortable. They booked it wrong. They should've just had Vince running around for no reason until Bret clothesline him and put him in the sharpshooter. Just like 5 minutes tops. I know nepotism is a powerful, powerful thing in pro rasstlin', but fuck those Hart kids. All three of them are terrible, but at least Kidd finally found some character 5 years latter. I'm assuming you're talking about Natalya, Tyson Kidd and Davey Boy Smith Jr. In which case, you're wrong on all counts. And technically they aren't Hart kids. They're Neidhart and Smith kids, with Tyson just being a dude who trained there. Well.... a Hart bore both Nattie and Davey Jr. so they're still Hart kids. But them all not being good is incredibly wrong. Tyson is a member of the Hart family. He bragged about it in his nXt promos. And if you can't trust the fact dropper, who can you trust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 El Dandy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 "My Brother Randy will go into the hall of fame Quite the accomplishment I must acclaim But remember this HHH and you'll never be the same Stephanie rode the madness before she played the game" Boom fucking sauce. Print da money. You won the internet. Shut it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Lanny KOs Seth Rollins with a frisbee for the finish Laughing way too hard at this mental image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 "My Brother Randy will go into the hall of fame Quite the accomplishment I must acclaim But remember this HHH and you'll never be the same Stephanie rode the madness before she played the game" Boom fucking sauce. Print da money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 "My Brother Randy will go into the hall of fame Quite the accomplishment I must acclaim But remember this HHH and you'll never be the same Stephanie rode the madness before she played the game" Boom fucking sauce. Print da money. ALL THE LIKEBERRIES! !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 "My Brother Randy will go into the hall of fame Quite the accomplishment I must acclaim But remember this HHH and you'll never be the same Stephanie rode the madness before she played the game" Boom fucking sauce. Print da money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayhawk_in_cny Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 "My Brother Randy will go into the hall of fame Quite the accomplishment I must acclaim But remember this HHH and you'll never be the same Stephanie rode the madness before she played the game" Boom fucking sauce. Print da money. Pretty sure this is the greatest thing I've read on here, among the greatest things I've ever read on the internet. I agree with whoever said you won the internet, that is awesome! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 from Jim Ross' site (Mid-South 1985 was near the time of DiBiase/Murdoch/Flair, right?): We were set at one time to bring Macho Man into the Mid South territory and even had the introductory vignettes done and ready to air until Savage decided to forgo the opportunity to work with Cowboy Bill Watts and instead go to WWE which was the better decision as it made Randy rich and famous on a global basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Apparently Nick Gage cut a promo for CZW from prison. That's pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Seems appropriate somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Would he be the kind of wrestling promoter to go to prison just so he doesn't have to pay for overhead? I don't know much about the guy, but I would assume so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Would he be the kind of wrestling promoter to go to prison just so he doesn't have to pay for overhead? I don't know much about the guy, but I would assume so. He's been in jail since 2011. Getting out soon, I guess. Not the promoter, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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