StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 That's right, my bad. He's talked about this for quite some time, though - always denies it when it hits the news, however. Some Tea Party people tried to get him to run this year, but he declined. He's ALWAYS talked about it, but I think his views are too extreme, even for the Bible Belt. He is a full on no-state Rothbardian - well I say that, he may not be so much into giving land back to the decendants of slaves who effectively homesteaded it (as Rothbard was). That said, a Glenn Jacobs/Azealia Banks ticket could certainly be interesting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Maybe Daniel Bryan is gonna be Hulk Hogan's assistant in their mission to train Riff Raff to wrestle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaldo Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 If you ever watched any of his videos on YouTube Kane is extremely well spoken which makes his WWE character a bit ironic. Watch some of his interviews and then watch the WWE Anger Management segment with DB. I would love to see someone mention that Rothbard would be rolling over in his grave if he saw Kane with the Authority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Kane says that he was introduced to Libertarianism by Val Venis. They should just run as a ticket in 2016. We can ignore that Val wasn't born in the US because they're not going to win anyway. Kane wasn't born in the US either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dokdoyle Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Kane would have to get by the whole "chokeslamming his zombie brother into his mothers casket" thing. It would play hell with family values voters, and that's before you get to "Katie Vick" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 If the people of Tennessee will vote in Scott DesJarlais despite his personal life, they would overlook Kane's on-screen life. Surely. RIGHT?! He also kind of looks like an out-of-shape Kane, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 That's right, my bad. He's talked about this for quite some time, though - always denies it when it hits the news, however. Some Tea Party people tried to get him to run this year, but he declined. He's ALWAYS talked about it, but I think his views are too extreme, even for the Bible Belt. What? He's not a Tea Partier or a Bible Belt guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 ...okay, NOW I remember who that guy is. Brie Bella's husband on Total Divas, right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I assume it's not something negative as why would he look forward to that? DB's fans are notoriously cynical when it's comes to anything WWE related for their main man. And Barrett's new thing is to laugh at people hoping to see his return match live. Even blamed Pittsburgh for his injury. Good thing he knows how to work a crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Honestly, I'd be okay if he retires. Go out (essentially) on top and live out the rest of his life before he ends up crippled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 That's right, my bad. He's talked about this for quite some time, though - always denies it when it hits the news, however. Some Tea Party people tried to get him to run this year, but he declined. He's ALWAYS talked about it, but I think his views are too extreme, even for the Bible Belt. What? He's not a Tea Partier or a Bible Belt guy.... You got me on the Tea Party thing (but that was the party who tried to get him to run on their ballot this year), but Tennessee is very much inside of the Bible Belt (and would be running for the TN Senate seat) so I don't know what you meant by that. Unless you're trying to set up a Heyman Guy joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Ken Erico Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 He is looking forward to tell us about his retirement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I guess if my retirement consisted of having sex with Brie Bella and hanging out at home, I'd be excited too. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 That's right, my bad. He's talked about this for quite some time, though - always denies it when it hits the news, however. Some Tea Party people tried to get him to run this year, but he declined. He's ALWAYS talked about it, but I think his views are too extreme, even for the Bible Belt. What? He's not a Tea Partier or a Bible Belt guy.... You got me on the Tea Party thing (but that was the party who tried to get him to run on their ballot this year), but Tennessee is very much inside of the Bible Belt (and would be running for the TN Senate seat) so I don't know what you meant by that. Unless you're trying to set up a Heyman Guy joke I was trying to think of a way to say his politics aren't influenced by the Bible without being insulting to Christians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I guess if my retirement consisted of having sex with Brie Bella and hanging out at home, I'd be excited too. Someone teach DB how to write comic books. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 He has better things I do like clean up after Josie and being a iMac hipster or whatever you call those Eco-friendly folks who spent thousands of dollars on a computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I think if anyone is the hipster in that marriage, it's probably Brie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MushroomJones Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I guess if my retirement consisted of having sex with Brie Bella and hanging out at home, I'd be excited too. Someone teach DB how to write comic books. For some reason, I'd be OK with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I guess if my retirement consisted of having sex with Brie Bella and hanging out at home, I'd be excited too. Someone teach DB how to write comic books. For some reason, I'd be OK with this He can work w Waid on the new Archie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Let's just hope that if Bryan IS retiring that he doesn't screw it up by deciding to go into UFC or something similarly as risky. Just enjoy the video games, hippie shit and sex with Brie bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Wasn't he planning to give MMA a try before he injured his eye in the match with Morishima? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Christian seems to have very anti-climatically retired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Ha, "Brie's husband" reminds me of "I didn't know Cheryl Miller's little brother played basketball.." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 On the network today they showed the 1992 Rumble. I re-watched it because I love Heenan's call of the match. It might be the best call ever. At least of the modern announcers-are-characters-too school of thinking. I'd never seen the rest of the show, however. I know this is going to tick a lot of people off, but holy shit Heenan and Monsoon are terrible on every other match. I know that they don't have a lot to work with, but it's pretty bad at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Edge seems to have gotten 10 years younger and 10x more handsome with short hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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