Michael Sweetser Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Maybe the Manny Hard Luck Villalobos for the 2010s is a guy who unknowingly went to an evil wrestling school. His trainer owns his contract and uses him for evil deeds Couldn't they just use Sting? He WAS trained by Bassman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaldo Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 From a logic standpoint, why is Cena putting his no. 1 contendership on the line but Rollins doesn't have to give up his briefcase if he loses? Why is Cena the only one with something to lose? Isn't the briefcase more desirable because you get to pick your spot? Due to Brock's contractual obligations they need to hit the reset button going into the Royal Rumble. It makes sense when you consider the supposed card that we bandied about here a couple of months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Speaking of which... Someone pitch me a Mania card that doesn't outright suck. You could probably squeeze 2 or 3 good matches at most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doubting El Dandy Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 A plausible card..... Because I can't do that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I can only come up with something if Cena beats Lesnar at the Rumble and Bryan comes back: Cena/Ambrose (Ambrose surprise wins Rumble) Rollins/Bryan for the briefcase Lesnar/Reigns Sting/Undertaker career vs career Wyatt/Harper Sheamus/Rowen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Challenge accepted (but it's not plausable): Brock Lesnar vs. Bray Wyatt (will either by MOTY or a total dud, but what the fuck, let's try something different) - WWE Title Sting vs. Triple H Dean Ambrose vs. John Cena Seth Rollins vs. Daniel Bryan Luke Harper vs. Roman Reigns - IC Title Dolph Ziggler vs. Ryback vs. Erick Rowan vs. Rusev - U.S. Title Sami Zayn vs. Cesaro Itami/Balor vs. Goldust/Stardust - Tag Team Titles Not thought through all the way, I'm sure there a big names I'm leaving off. And I'm assuming no Undertaker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Cena won his rematch with Brock by dq, he is still owed a rematch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Miz vs. Mizdow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Speaking of which... Someone pitch me a Mania card that doesn't outright suck. You could probably squeeze 2 or 3 good matches at most. One that doesn't outright suck is easy. One that doesn't outright suck and is plausible, however... New Day vs Usos vs Dust Bros (pre-show) Ascension vs MizDow Rowan vs Big Show Bray Wyatt vs. Ziggler Ambrose vs. Harper Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins Sting vs HHH Bella vs Bella vs AJ Cena (Rumble Winner) vs. Lesnar (Champion) The face/heel dynamic feels off-balance right now - off the top of my head, Swagger, Reigns, Rusev, Henry, and Cesaro could all be on the card too, but that's three heels and two faces. Mind you, I personally wouldn't spend 4 hours watching this, let alone $60. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Speaking of which... Someone pitch me a Mania card that doesn't outright suck. You could probably squeeze 2 or 3 good matches at most. One that doesn't outright suck is easy. One that doesn't outright suck and is plausible, however... New Day vs Usos vs Dust Bros (pre-show) Ascension vs MizDow Rowan vs Big Show Bray Wyatt vs. Ziggler Ambrose vs. Harper Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins Sting vs HHH Bella vs Bella vs AJ Cena (Rumble Winner) vs. Lesnar (Champion) The face/heel dynamic feels off-balance right now - off the top of my head, Swagger, Reigns, Rusev, Henry, and Cesaro could all be on the card too, but that's three heels and two faces. Mind you, I personally wouldn't spend 4 hours watching this, let alone $60. $9.99 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaldo Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Cena loses at TLC and it is time to bring the heel heat for this card. Lesnar vs Reigns (RR and EC winner) Rollins curbstomps Reigns after the match cashing in the MITB and walking out with the title. Cena vs Rusev Bella vs. Bella (Brie costs Nikki the title) AJ vs Paige Mizdow vs Usos Wyatt vs. Harper Sting vs HHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I'm just gonna book a card that me and me alone would like. World title match: Lesnar vs Dean Ambrose (Rollins cashes in on Ambrose) Cena vs Sting Roman Reigns vs HHH Rusev vs The Rock Wyatt vs Rowan vs Harper Random celebrity match: Pitbull and The Usos vs Hornswoggle and Mizdow Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton Random Diva 10 woman tag so everyone gets on the card The 2nd annual Andre Invitational won by Ryback (or Tyson Kidd (maybe Sami Zayn)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I have to think that Cena beats Lesnar in the rematch so I'm guessing Cena goes into WM as champion. This being WWE, they'll think Cena vs. Reigns is like fucking Hogan/Warrior so that's what we'll have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 You guys are nuts if you think Miz and Mizdow are still gonna be together by Wrestlemania. They're already planting the seeds of the break up and we all know patience isn't exactly their strong suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry. Why choose? I laughed and cried. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 You guys are nuts if you think Miz and Mizdow are still gonna be together by Wrestlemania. They're already planting the seeds of the break up and we all know patience isn't exactly their strong suit. Well said but as a counter I wouldn't be surprised if they break up and are already back together again come WM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Speaking of which... Someone pitch me a Mania card that doesn't outright suck. You could probably squeeze 2 or 3 good matches at most. One that doesn't outright suck is easy. One that doesn't outright suck and is plausible, however... New Day vs Usos vs Dust Bros (pre-show) Ascension vs MizDow Rowan vs Big Show Bray Wyatt vs. Ziggler Ambrose vs. Harper Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins Sting vs HHH Bella vs Bella vs AJ Cena (Rumble Winner) vs. Lesnar (Champion) The face/heel dynamic feels off-balance right now - off the top of my head, Swagger, Reigns, Rusev, Henry, and Cesaro could all be on the card too, but that's three heels and two faces. Mind you, I personally wouldn't spend 4 hours watching this, let alone $60. $9.99 Not where I live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 They need to do the angle where Miz loses a match that forces him to have to be a fake Sandow with a beard and shit, which forces them back together after they spit for losing the tag belts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Maybe the Manny Hard Luck Villalobos for the 2010s is a guy who unknowingly went to an evil wrestling school. His trainer owns his contract and uses him for evil deeds Couldn't they just use Sting? He WAS trained by Bassman. Cena's a better choice because Bassman hates him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_W_P Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Speaking of which... Someone pitch me a Mania card that doesn't outright suck. You could probably squeeze 2 or 3 good matches at most. Lesnar © vs Reigns - WWE titleRollins vs Ambrose - Case vs Career Sting vs Triple H Rusev © vs Ziggler vs Sami Zayn- US title Harper © vs Rowan - IC title AJ © vs Charlotte - Divas title Miz vs Sandow Usos © vs Show/Henry - Tag titles Bella vs Bella - Whichever one just turned heel after being a servant will turn back face and set this up. Kane/Ascension vs Mysterio/Lucha Dragons - Pre Show 9 matches so should have enough time. Id have Ambrose win the case, Reigns win the title and then Dean cashes in while the pyro and confetti is flying. I just realised I left John Cena and Bray Wyatt off this card. Totally unintentional but I honestly cant see how they fit in. Even a rematch doesnt make sense. It makes more sense for Reigns to get the rub from beating Lesnar than the possible clusterfuck of apathy a Cena match will generate. Maybe Sting needs a partner? Sting/Cena vs Triple H/Wyatt. Wyatt and Hunter could play up the history of Sting's partners turning on him, how every time John is pushed to turn he gets that little bit closer to breaking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Screw plausibility. I'm booking shit I wanna see: Miz/Mizdow v Vaudevillains v Goldust/Stardust v Usos (Tag title fatal 4 way) Sami Zayn vs Luke Harper (IC title) Sheamus vs Rusev (US title) Charlotte vs Paige vs AJ vs Nikki Bella (Divas title fatal 4 way) Seth Rollins vs Finn Balor Cesaro vs Hideo Itami Sting vs HHH (Cena as special ref, w/stip that if HHH wins, the Authority is back in power) Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Okay, if we're fantasy booking... I run an angle where Brock breaks Cena's arm and forces him to miss his title shot at the Rumble. Reigns gets the title shot instead and wins the belt, with Ambrose winning the Rumble. Rollins (thinking he knows how to beat both Ambrose and Reigns) cashes in his briefcase to make the WM main event a SHIELD IMPLODES~! triple threat. (Reigns still gets his Wrestlemania moment by beating his former teammates.) Cena is medically cleared in time to seek his revenge against Lesnar in a Last Man Standing match at Mania, where he finally OVERCOMES THE ODDS and sends Lesnar packing. Also, I'm assuming Taker is finished, Bryan is still out, and Mysterio and Vince have kissed and made up. Reigns vs Rollins vs Ambrose for the title Cena vs Lesnar Orton/Ziggler vs Henry/Big Show Sting vs Triple H Some sort of clusterfuck of a Divas match Dusts vs Usos vs Ascension vs New Day ladder match for the tag titles Wyatt vs Rey Andre battle royal to give everyone else a payday (Rusev CRUSH) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Ambrose/Reigns do the double elimination spot at the Rumble to set up the Lesnar working two matches in one night dynamic/believability of him going over/Ambrose vs. Reigns later on. Although - really - the two matches two years running might not fly. Cena vs. Rusev Ambrose loses to Wyatt via Rollins interference Some ridiculous Andre The Giant battle royal ladder spotfest Reigns vs. Lesnar - Lesnar wins by screwy ending. Orton vs. Rollins Miz vs. Mizdow Sting vs. HHH Ambrose goes over Lesnar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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