Josh Mann Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Again, Khali made a lot of money and killed his body. Way more successful than those dumbfucks that do dumb shit for a couple of dollars and maybe a chance to grope a woman. You leave my musician years out of this, lady. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I might actually dig this one a little more than the one about prayer in schools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Can someone please explain the 1987 Slammy Awards to me? Canned audience sounds, Vince's bizarre speech at the beginning and the Schlitz Malt Liquor sponsorship. So fucking odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Going to chikara tomorrow night. Anyone else heading to philadelphia? Will be my wife's first non-WWE PPV card. Expect her to be thoroughly confused and my explanation regarding the Ants and the Eye of Tyr to make me question my fandom again. If it's anything like the time I took my wife to an ROH show (oh man) years ago, have her put some Vapo-rub under her nose like an autopsy technician. She'll thank you later. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Can someone please explain the 1987 Slammy Awards to me? Canned audience sounds, Vince's bizarre speech at the beginning and the Schlitz Malt Liquor sponsorship. So fucking odd. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm surprised there aren't wrestler roasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 There are. http://www.ringroasts.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 There are. http://www.ringroasts.com/ The website hasn't been updated in 4 years though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysterious_w Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Whatever happened to Saturday Morning Slam? Did it get cancelled because of ratings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 There are. http://www.ringroasts.com/ The website hasn't been updated in 4 years though. Uh... Well, there were! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Whatever happened to Saturday Morning Slam? Did it get cancelled because of ratings? I think CW pulled the plug on the Saturday morning schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Whenever someone says Triple H is an average worker I say "Go watch his match with Khali" So there's that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I liked Saturday Morning Slam it was a fun show u got a couple fun matches a show plus they did that Fave Five thing where they did a top 5 countdown every week which gave they kids a history lesson on pro wrestling. Plus they had those profile segments on wrestlers which got over their personalities. I'm surprised they didnt revamp it for The Network. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 WWE is coming to Loveland CO for a house show on Feb. 1. It's a Sunday afternoon matinee show at 1pm. I'm gonna take my four year old nephew and his folks. They've never been to a wrestling show and aren't really fans, they'll watch a PPV with me and enjoy it but that's about it. Nephew loves watching with me and is a huge Rey fan. When I told him just now that we were gonna go see wrestling, at first he thought I meant on TV tonight and he was all, "Not now." When I explained that we're going live in a few months, he said, " Wait, we're seeing them for real?" His eyes lit up and his mouth dropped in awe. Oh and the advertised stuff is John Cena vs. Money in the Bank Contract Winner Seth Rollins in a Street Fight Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt Intercontinental Championship MatchDolph Ziggler vs. Luke Harper Plus many more of your favorite WWE Superstars and Divas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Named Tracy Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Can someone please explain the 1987 Slammy Awards to me? Canned audience sounds, Vince's bizarre speech at the beginning and the Schlitz Malt Liquor sponsorship. So fucking odd. Did you catch the name of the director when the credits rolled at the end of the show? Kaye Fabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivpvideos Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 There are. http://www.ringroasts.com/ The website hasn't been updated in 4 years though. I went to the first two. The actual comedians were quite funny but half the wrestlers didn't ubderstand the concept of a roast and it became a horribly boring tribute. Superstar rambling for fifteen minutes about Terry Funk before unveiling a painting was the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I went to the first two. The actual comedians were quite funny but half the wrestlers didn't ubderstand the concept of a roast and it became a horribly boring tribute. Superstar rambling for fifteen minutes about Terry Funk before unveiling a painting was the worst. I guess I can understand not being familiar with the concept of a roast, but wouldn't the organizers explain that to the guests at some point? Or the wrestler could look it up in an encyclopedia or the internet. 30 seconds on Wikipedia and you'd probably know all you need to about the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 For those not watching, CM Punk is now a signed UFC fighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 RIP CM Punk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Carny is as carny does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha When does Phil fight Kimbo or Hong-Man Choi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 There's a joke in there about the bigger and stronger guy isn't going to just job to CM Punk joke in there some where. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 This is the carniest, most ridiculous thing I've seen in forever. UFC is abandoning any pretense they had of being a legitimate major league sporting competition. On the other hand, as a die hard PRIDE fan this amuses the fuck out of me but I don't think seeing Punk will be as entertaining as seeing Fujita take inhumane beatings. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Does this mean we can relagate all Punk talk to the mma threads? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 So earlier I was browsing youtube and this random channel that uploads old WCW shows popped up and it had a WCW World Wide from 91 with Stan Hansen and Sid Vicious as a tag team and they absolutley murdered some jobber tag team. One of the guys was named Keith Hart (I don't think it was THAT Keith Hart) and he took the brunt of the ass whopping including a back drop that sent him a legit 10 feet in the air. Anyway it appeared they were building up some United States Tag Title final and implied that Sting/Luger would be facing Hansen/Vicious for the titles at Superbrawl since the Steiners had to vacate them. How the hell did they go from possibly doing Sid/Stan vs. Sting/Luger to Freebird/Pistols. There's so many possible what if's for this. Was it just another case of Hansen going back to Japan aroun then? He was at Superbrawl but only to literally scare the piss out of Paul E. Dangerously and then do that hilarious locker room skit with Missy Hyatt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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