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My friend's reply: "'Your turn'? Does she go in his ass like a gerbil?"

... well? Does she go in his ass like a gerbil? I'm asking for a friend.

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nate hosted the Tonight Show and banged Shannen Doherty?

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Haha ... my shoot name is Earl.

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*looks for picture of hank and jan in the back of a volkswagon.*

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My friend's reply: "'Your turn'? Does she go in his ass like a gerbil?"

... well? Does she go in his ass like a gerbil? I'm asking for a friend.

 

Fortunately not.

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*looks for picture of hank and jan in the back of a volkswagon.*

 

Sounds like a very uncomfortable position.

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With this talk the porn parody of Ant-man should be amazing if they do their research.

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That film should be populated exclusively by superheroes who have taken up an identity that Hank had at some other point. Ant-Man I, II, III, Wasp I, Yellowjacket II, Goliath (Atlas) and Black Goliath/Giant Man II.

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COMPLETELY forgot that, which is crazy because I love the Kree-Skrull War so much. Also, because I only encountered ANY version of Goliath fifteen plus years late, I still think it's kind of hilarious that Josten took up the identity and his first thought was "I'll use the same costume, but replace all the blue with brown. That will be SUPER BADASS and strike fear into the hearts of heroes everywhere."

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It would work against any hero with coprophobia. However, one with coprophilia (or, god forbid, coprophagia) and he's fucked.

... I'll show myself out ...

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did Spader go back in the booth just to record voiceovers for these trailers? I can't imagine half of these lines appearing in the final cut - they're so cheesy.

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Holy shit...at the 34 seconds mark...is that Nebula?

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Holy shit...at the 34 seconds mark...is that Nebula?

I don't think so, but then again, I have no idea who it is.

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I think that cave is a Vibranium deposit. Could be a random Wakadian woman? Or possibly even Shuri?

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If only they hadn't already announced Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther, we could have had an 'are they making Black Panther into a woman?' conversation.

 

Unless Boseman is playing T'Chakka in flashbacks or something, and T'Challa will be female.

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There's always Shuri, the canonical female Black Panther.

 

(To elaborate, since Fresh already mentioned her: T'Challa is still around, but hasn't technically been THE PANTHER for like five years now. IIRC he's still the King, but Shuri is the Panther, the spiritual leader.)

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There's always Shuri, the canonical female Black Panther.

(To elaborate, since Fresh already mentioned her: T'Challa is still around, but hasn't technically been THE PANTHER for like five years now. IIRC he's still the King, but Shuri is the Panther, the spiritual leader.)

Ha. After your first sentence I thought you put me back on block.

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Yeah that's clearly not Nebula.  Most likely a Wakandan guard or lady.  

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There's always Shuri, the canonical female Black Panther.

 

(To elaborate, since Fresh already mentioned her: T'Challa is still around, but hasn't technically been THE PANTHER for like five years now. IIRC he's still the King, but Shuri is the Panther, the spiritual leader.)

 

Allow me to further elaborate:

 

T'Challa is King of the Wakandan Dead, and lives in the Necropolis. He was stripped of his Kingship and the Black Panther title when he rendered Wakandan Vibranium inert to keep it out of Doctor Doom's hands. He's currently banned from Wakanda as a whole. He still has Black Panther powers due to the Panther God bestowing them upon him to attempt to fight the Phoenix. Shuri is the Queen of Wakanda and current Black Panther.

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