odessasteps Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I bet there is arm ripping in Stars snd STRIPE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 My friend's reply: "'Your turn'? Does she go in his ass like a gerbil?" ... well? Does she go in his ass like a gerbil? I'm asking for a friend. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 nate is really... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 nate hosted the Tonight Show and banged Shannen Doherty? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Haha ... my shoot name is Earl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 *looks for picture of hank and jan in the back of a volkswagon.* 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 My friend's reply: "'Your turn'? Does she go in his ass like a gerbil?" ... well? Does she go in his ass like a gerbil? I'm asking for a friend. Fortunately not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 *looks for picture of hank and jan in the back of a volkswagon.* Sounds like a very uncomfortable position. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 With this talk the porn parody of Ant-man should be amazing if they do their research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 That film should be populated exclusively by superheroes who have taken up an identity that Hank had at some other point. Ant-Man I, II, III, Wasp I, Yellowjacket II, Goliath (Atlas) and Black Goliath/Giant Man II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Hawkeye Goliath too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 COMPLETELY forgot that, which is crazy because I love the Kree-Skrull War so much. Also, because I only encountered ANY version of Goliath fifteen plus years late, I still think it's kind of hilarious that Josten took up the identity and his first thought was "I'll use the same costume, but replace all the blue with brown. That will be SUPER BADASS and strike fear into the hearts of heroes everywhere." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 It would work against any hero with coprophobia. However, one with coprophilia (or, god forbid, coprophagia) and he's fucked. ... I'll show myself out ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Yellowjacket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 did Spader go back in the booth just to record voiceovers for these trailers? I can't imagine half of these lines appearing in the final cut - they're so cheesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Holy shit...at the 34 seconds mark...is that Nebula? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Yellowjacket looks kinda badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Holy shit...at the 34 seconds mark...is that Nebula? I don't think so, but then again, I have no idea who it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I think that cave is a Vibranium deposit. Could be a random Wakadian woman? Or possibly even Shuri? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If only they hadn't already announced Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther, we could have had an 'are they making Black Panther into a woman?' conversation. Unless Boseman is playing T'Chakka in flashbacks or something, and T'Challa will be female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 There's always Shuri, the canonical female Black Panther. (To elaborate, since Fresh already mentioned her: T'Challa is still around, but hasn't technically been THE PANTHER for like five years now. IIRC he's still the King, but Shuri is the Panther, the spiritual leader.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 There's always Shuri, the canonical female Black Panther. (To elaborate, since Fresh already mentioned her: T'Challa is still around, but hasn't technically been THE PANTHER for like five years now. IIRC he's still the King, but Shuri is the Panther, the spiritual leader.) Ha. After your first sentence I thought you put me back on block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Yeah that's clearly not Nebula. Most likely a Wakandan guard or lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 There's always Shuri, the canonical female Black Panther. (To elaborate, since Fresh already mentioned her: T'Challa is still around, but hasn't technically been THE PANTHER for like five years now. IIRC he's still the King, but Shuri is the Panther, the spiritual leader.) Allow me to further elaborate: T'Challa is King of the Wakandan Dead, and lives in the Necropolis. He was stripped of his Kingship and the Black Panther title when he rendered Wakandan Vibranium inert to keep it out of Doctor Doom's hands. He's currently banned from Wakanda as a whole. He still has Black Panther powers due to the Panther God bestowing them upon him to attempt to fight the Phoenix. Shuri is the Queen of Wakanda and current Black Panther. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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