Overly Critical Man Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Dean shared some of his left over cocaine with him from last night. Dean can't afford cocaine. That was merely flour. 1
MGFanJay Posted October 28, 2014 Author Posted October 28, 2014 How long before Ryback means nothing again? LALALALALA I AM NOT LISTENING! It's a shame Miz isn't IC Champ right now, because I could so go for him dethroning Miz and then taking on Mizdow as his stunt double.
pipGofern Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 I did get a good laugh over the announcers' ridiculous outrage over the Authority trying to sabotage Cena's attempt to assemble a team. It was like the best example of announcer amnesia ever. Cena has easily won like 90% of the handicap matches he's been in over his career. SuperCena vs 5 dudes would just be even odds. Orton's coked up promo was the best thing he's done in years. I like both Divas feuds. And I get a huge kick from Paige on commentary. Of course I also find her the most impossibly hot Diva they've had since Trish so that might color my opinion a bit.
JCM Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Na it was ghost residue Dean should've came out with a fucking proton pack tonight. 2
Greggulator Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Good show.Orton's face turn was the first I've cared about him since he punted Vince in the skull.Henry reverting to Angry Monster was really well done. This was a good slow-burn they set up over the past few months. They even slow-burned it in a really good, fun tag match. Show/Henry were having a good time (loved Henry doing his Rick Rude tribute dance) and then Show blind tagged Henry, who got pissed from a seemingly innocuous thing. Very well-done turn.The Reigns interview was solid. It wasn't anything big. "I'll be back soon and when I do, I'm going to hurt Seth Rollins." I'm assuming everyone hates that interview and there's no real reason for it. It was just a basic simple promo. AJ/Alicia was a fun little match. I really like Paige when she does commentary and imagine "punky woman" will be a thing now. Paige also stiffed the hell out of Alicia post-match.Steph trying to lure Cena to the darkside was a good twist to an otherwise rote/lame Cena promo.Usos/MizDow was decent. I'm still not feeling MizDow. I don't hate it or anything, but I just can't get into it.I'm not a huge Ryback fan. He's alright. He was my favorite Nexus member and I wanted to like him but just gave up on him. I can get down with Bo Dallas trying to exact his revenge if they go that route.The Ambrose/Cesaro/Bray segment was great. Ambrose doing his promo on the announcer's table was awesome. I loved how he beat the hell out of Cesaro with the microphone. (And beating someone with a weapon isn't a burial, everyone already whining abut that.) Bray's promo was excellent and set it out -- they're of the same cloth, but there can only be one of them. This feud's going to rule.Nikki/Namoi and this angle is whatever.Kane/Ziggler was the best Kane match in a long time. Kudos to Ziggler for bumping like a maniac for him -- he make Kane look like a monster while he looked like cagey figuring out a way to beat the beast. Solid match.The main event was AWESOME and one of the best matches of the year. Rollins is absolutely perfect right now. I don't know why people aren't flipping out about the work he's done, but he's absolutely fantastic in all aspects of professional wrestling. He made himself vulnerable with the rib tape but countered that with his stalling and cheap shot b.s. and using his security team. He's an amazing flyer but also doesn't look like a midget compared to Cena. Dude's also strong as hell, with that running powerbomb thing he does. Great match.The run-in was... something. It was at least fun.Good show.
Jiji Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Doing a google images search for "Ryback" with the animated filter on is the greatest thing.
piranesi Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Dean shared some of his left over cocaine with him from last night. Dean can't afford cocaine. That was merely flour. Every Halloween Dean steals all the Smarties from kids and grinds them to dust believing that this is where PCP comes from. He also believes that Smarties are color-coded based on which kind of monster they turn you into. Green for a Frankenstein. Red for a Dracula. Purple for a Werewolf, and Yellow for what he calls "Mud Pants Man." Look for a pretty profound placebo effect some time around next Monday or so and hope to Christ he doesn't get too many yellows. 9
The Man Known as Dan Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Dean shared some of his left over cocaine with him from last night.Dean can't afford cocaine. That was merely flour. Every Halloween Dean steals all the Smarties from kids and grinds them to dust believing that this is where PCP comes from. He also believes that Smarties are color-coded based on which kind of monster they turn you into. Green for a Frankenstein. Red for a Dracula. Purple for a Werewolf, and Yellow for what he calls "Mud Pants Man." Look for a pretty profound placebo effect some time around next Monday or so and hope to Christ he doesn't get too many yellows. Some of your finer work, sir.
kafkonia Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Dean shared some of his left over cocaine with him from last night. Dean can't afford cocaine. That was merely flour. Every Halloween Dean steals all the Smarties from kids and grinds them to dust believing that this is where PCP comes from. Stealing their candy was one thing, but grinding kids to dust is a little much even for him. 7
Nice Guy Eddie Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 2014 Kane matches against anyone other than Danielson should be used to torture POW's. You can also use Authority promos for the same purpose. HHH and Stephanie go on and on and on. They never shut the fuck up. Less is more clearly means nothing to them. I hope we get more than one elimination match at Survivor Series. Maybe with the Mark Henry turn, we can finally get the Nation 2K14 that was teased oh so long ago. I'd be fine with The Nation vs. Team Big Show. I'm disappointed that we didn't actually get Ambrose/Cesaro. While part of me is glad Claudio has the financial security WWE can provide, the wrestling fan in me wants to see him working indies again. Ryback was pleasant surprise. I was positive Bo Dallas was going to be fed to Seamus for no real reason. All in all, I enjoyed Raw more than Hell in a Cell.
Nice Guy Eddie Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Dean shared some of his left over cocaine with him from last night. Dean can't afford cocaine. That was merely flour. Every Halloween Dean steals all the Smarties from kids and grinds them to dust believing that this is where PCP comes from. Stealing their candy was one thing, but grinding kids to dust is a little much even for him. Dean doesn't have go through the trouble of grinding up Smarties when he can easily snort Pixie Stix.
piranesi Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Dean shared some of his left over cocaine with him from last night. Dean can't afford cocaine. That was merely flour. Every Halloween Dean steals all the Smarties from kids and grinds them to dust believing that this is where PCP comes from. Stealing their candy was one thing, but grinding kids to dust is a little much even for him. GRAMMAR IS COMPLICATED!!!
odessasteps Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Dean shared some of his left over cocaine with him from last night.Dean can't afford cocaine. That was merely flour. Every Halloween Dean steals all the Smarties from kids and grinds them to dust believing that this is where PCP comes from. He also believes that Smarties are color-coded based on which kind of monster they turn you into. Green for a Frankenstein. Red for a Dracula. Purple for a Werewolf, and Yellow for what he calls "Mud Pants Man." Look for a pretty profound placebo effect some time around next Monday or so and hope to Christ he doesn't get too many yellows. Wouldnt he be better off snorting Pixie Stix?
The Man Known as Dan Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 He'd never touch pixie sticks, because he knows that would just turn him into a pixie. 3
Patrick B. Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Somewhere FSW is rejoicing. It'd be ridiculous in a good way if Noble and Mercury get ring time as part of Team Authority at Survivor Series. I'd be fine if Survivor Series is totally old-school with all elimination tag matches, team captains, and wacky team names with one-night-only matching gear.
piranesi Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 This whole pixie stick heresy is getting out of control. Best Dean can tell, those are meant to be some sort of time-release dissolvable suppository. But they don't turn you into monsters. They are for marking trails with your own guano when you are lost in the woods. 1
Nice Guy Eddie Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 He'd never touch pixie sticks, because he knows that would just turn him into a pixie. If by turning into a pixie, you mean singing "Where is my Mind?" as he watches WWE headquarters blown up, I'd be ok with that. 2
The Man Known as Dan Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 speaking into handheld recorder New TV show idea: Ambrose and Ryback cop drama. Title: Bad Cop, DA BIG COP! 1
Nice Guy Eddie Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Somewhere FSW is rejoicing. It'd be ridiculous in a good way if Noble and Mercury get ring time as part of Team Authority at Survivor Series. I'd be fine if Survivor Series is totally old-school with all elimination tag matches, team captains, and wacky team names with one-night-only matching gear. If they're going to do old school Survivor Series, it's not complete without coked up Vince doing the team intros. 1
evilwaldo Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 HHH and Stephanie go on and on and on. They never shut the fuck up. Less is more clearly means nothing to them. What they do not understand is that they are getting nobody over but themselves. Why does Cena have to be involved here? He has a title shot against Lesnar? Team Cena makes no sense. Why is The Authority protecting Lesnar? They are making the same mistake on the heel side that they did on the face side earlier this year when everything was built around Bryan. There is no backup if Rollins gets injured. You have part-time champ in Lesnar as the number two heel. After that there is no one on the main event level heel working full-time unless they want Kane to be back in the mix.
Skeeball Wizard Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 So who fills out the teams? Id guess the Authority is Rollins, Corporate Kane, Noble and Mercury. Team Cena is Cena, Ziggler, Ambrose and Orton. That's my best guess.
Beech27 Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Kinda assume there will be an NXT callup or two on Team Authority, given Triple H's heavy handed referencing of "the future" defeating John Cena. (Of course, that could have been Rollins too.)
Patrick B. Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 If they're going to do old school Survivor Series, it's not complete without coked up Vince doing the team intros. SOLD! I'd be fully behind an angle where Vince gets hit in the head and believes he's just the play-by-play commentator, with HHH and Steph humoring him to keep him out of the way. 2
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