Raw 10-20-14

[Hooks]

A 3 on 2 handicap street fight.......where sometimes you have to tag and sometimes it's a free-for-all? 

 

And count me in as one of the people who just doesn't need to see Big Show cry AGAIN.  I like the guy a lot.  I'm very forgiving when it comes to him being involved in dumb shit.  But fuck, tears again?!?!

[caley]

 

Is "Bitches Be Crazy" the default WWE gimmick for most of the women now?  Something tells there aren't a lot ladies on the WWE creative/writing staff.

 

 

 

I was just thinking about this tonight.  So you have crazy face AJ who wins the title.  At some point she becomes crazy heel AJ who no one can beat.  Then you have Paige debut as nice face who tries to make nice with AJ only to upset her for the title.  AJ disappears, Paige defends title as face.  AJ comes back but is now crazy face AJ who defeats Paige who becomes crazy heel Paige.  AJ morphs into crazy tweener, who's supposed to be a face but acts more like a heel turning randomly on teammates etc.  Mix in crazy heel Alicia Fox who went crazy by losing to face Paige, then they become inexplicable friends and you have three various incarnations of crazy divas who are all kind of faces and heels and tweeners.  It's really baffling all around.  They need someone on the writing staff who could go "Hey, you know, all the divas don't have to be crazy! Some of them can be nice, some of them can be mean, but they don't have to be crazy."  That said, crazy Paige is something that needs to continue.

 

Every time Kane comes out I keep waiting for the "The Wonder of the World is gone!" lyric to drop and it never does now.  It never does, and it makes me sad.

Oh man, I never knew that's what he was saying all that time.  It just always sounded like "Oh wee ay oh on the guy is gone."  Also why does Michael Cole always call him Corporate Kane.  It's never "Dean Ambrose takes on Kane tonight", it's always "Dean Ambrose takes on Corporate Kane."

 

For a second or two, I legit thought Ambrose was watching blurred porn during his segment with Cena.

I enjoyed how this was one of those terrible 'WWE star spends his spare time watching/reading/playing/promoting/eating WWE product' segments that die horrible, horrible deaths with Santino and Adam Rose yet Dean somehow makes it seem totally like something his character would do.

[mattdangerously]

Hey, Bring It On was a great movie.

[piranesi]

This week's photoshop contest should be what Dean Ambrose was actually watching.  I vote for 9 to 5.

 

[Dolfan in NYC]

This week's photoshop contest should be what Dean Ambrose was actually watching.  I vote for 9 to 5.

He was watching Pitch Perfect.  He has to get Titanium down before he can expect Lana to walk in on him showering.

[Cobra Commander]

the Rusev thing is gonna get even worse with Big Show inviting the soldier to accompany him at the PPV, followed by the soldier doublecrossing Big Show and helping Rusev, isn't it?

[HumanChessgame]

Bring up a bunch of NXT guys or indy scrubs to do a run-in to save Show dressed as The Wolverines.

[Curt McGirt]

"A wise man once said what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. With all due respect to Friedrich Nietzsche, HE WAS NEVER THROWN OFF A CELL!!!"

 

How did Foley pronounce that anyway, "Nitzka"? I mean the man's name is hard as fuck to pronounce, and I hear it done differently all the time, but that ain't it. A black mark on an otherwise great promo.

[piranesi]

Rusev should threaten to superkick a guy dressed as a soldier every day until Big Show kneels to Putin or cries himself out.

[hammerva]

I just want to know where the hell was Firebreaker Chip or Ranger Ross when that solider was getting kicked in the face by  Russev.  This wouldn't have happened under his watch.  Although for a minute there I thought the indy worker was trying to do the "internal bleeding" gimmick with blood coming out of his mouth.  

 

I like that someone gave Dean all of the weapons that were used on him at the couple of CZW Tournament of Death show he worked including the power drill.   Shame that none of those will actually be used in the match

 

Liked that everybody sold for the Seth Rollins blow up doll dive except Joey Mercury.  Get that man some Kenny Omega Japan DVD's immediately.   Although if I was Renee Young I would be worried about some of the lines like "see what you made me do"     

[piranesi]

 

 

I like that someone gave Dean all of the weapons that were used on him at the couple of CZW Tournament of Death show he worked including the power drill.   Shame that none of those will actually be used in the match

 

Liked that everybody sold for the Seth Rollins blow up doll dive except Joey Mercury.  Get that man some Kenny Omega Japan DVD's immediately.   Although if I was Renee Young I would be worried about some of the lines like "see what you made me do"     

 

 

It's probably a bad sign when your booking ideas are inspired by the 2012 Republican National Convention.

"You know what Eastwood did wrong?"

"What, Vince?"

"HE DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH!!!! GRRROOOOWWWWLL"  HE SHOULDA HAD A BLACK MANNEUQIN AND RIPPPED HIM UP AND CUT OFF HIS NUTS GRRRRRRWWWOOOWWWWWLLLLWELCOMETOWRESLTMANINAAAAA""""""

 

[hammerva]

By the way I want to love Mick Foley but any man that wears a Santa Claus/Christmas shirt 300 days in a row needs some seriously therapy.  

[piranesi]

What you guys don't realize is that Dean's in-ring promo was a worked version of his real fourth-grade science project.  It was titled:

 

"How to make  fotosinferstuff forosithelsis fomopinflesin happen on a guy food come out of a guy so you never needs no money nor any foster dads to give me sugar packs neiether."  

Results:

Inconculsive:  All the things what I did to him made stuff come out and you can always eat sutff but techer says that that aint "food" and what I did was wrong.  Whatever.

This led to the following statement being issued by the local school board:

This letter is to address the traumatic incident that occurred at this year's fourth-grade "science project competition."  Unfortunately the otherwise successful display of student work was marred by a series of acts of horrific violence inflicted by one of our students upon a homeless man he alternately called "stepdads" or "sugar man" or "food."

We disavow all knowledge of this incident and have taken steps to insure that the student in question will never set foot in an institution of learning again, although various other types of institutions have expressed a keen interest in procuring his services.  Though we are currently unaware of his whereabouts, we, along with the state highway patrol, the Federal Marshal's Service, and various research fellows from the Miskatonic University are actively seeking him out.  

Due to concerns about results-based federal funding for our school, the student received a grade of C- for this project.  He will also likely receive multiple life sentences when apprehended. Rest assured, most of that grade was for effort and unrelated to the theoretical or practical applications of the project which we have deemed to be minimal at best.

In future student science fairs all students will be limited to the following two types of project:

1) dinosaur dioramas
2) testing how playing music to different types of plants helps them grow

This will insure the safety of both our students and our homeless population.  Unfortunately it will also likely mean the stagnation of scientific discover at the elementary-school level.

If you see Dean Ambrose you are advised not to speak to him.  If he approaches you, you are advised to throw any food you have at him while yelling "Here is my fotosinferstuff! Here is my fotosinferstuff" and flee while he eats.

 

[Hooks]

So at this rate, within a few months, folks on this board will be portraying Ambrose as a caveman who doesn't speak English or understand anything about the modern world, I guess? 

[Nice Guy Eddie]

So at this rate, within a few months, folks on this board will be portraying Ambrose as a caveman who doesn't speak English or understand anything about the modern world, I guess? 

Dean Ambrose, "The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer"

[Big Fresh]

What you guys don't realize is that Dean's in-ring promo was a worked version of his real fourth-grade science project. It was titled:

"How to make fotosinferstuff forosithelsis fomopinflesin happen on a guy food come out of a guy so you never needs no money nor any foster dads to give me sugar packs neiether."

Results:

Inconculsive: All the things what I did to him made stuff come out and you can always eat sutff but techer says that that aint "food" and what I did was wrong. Whatever.

This led to the following statement being issued by the local school board:

This letter is to address the traumatic incident that occurred at this year's fourth-grade "science project competition." Unfortunately the otherwise successful display of student work was marred by a series of acts of horrific violence inflicted by one of our students upon a homeless man he alternately called "stepdads" or "sugar man" or "food."

We disavow all knowledge of this incident and have taken steps to insure that the student in question will never set foot in an institution of learning again, although various other types of institutions have expressed a keen interest in procuring his services. Though we are currently unaware of his whereabouts, we, along with the state highway patrol, the Federal Marshal's Service, and various research fellows from the Miskatonic University are actively seeking him out.

Due to concerns about results-based federal funding for our school, the student received a grade of C- for this project. He will also likely receive multiple life sentences when apprehended. Rest assured, most of that grade was for effort and unrelated to the theoretical or practical applications of the project which we have deemed to be minimal at best.

In future student science fairs all students will be limited to the following two types of project:

1) dinosaur dioramas

2) testing how playing music to different types of plants helps them grow

This will insure the safety of both our students and our homeless population. Unfortunately it will also likely mean the stagnation of scientific discover at the elementary-school level.

If you see Dean Ambrose you are advised not to speak to him. If he approaches you, you are advised to throw any food you have at him while yelling "Here is my fotosinferstuff! Here is my fotosinferstuff" and flee while he eats.

I'm so disappointed you didn't take my bait in the Catch-All thread to tell us what a Dean Ambrose bachelor party would have looked like.

[Big Fresh]

Michael Cole was having NO PART of that shit in the main event. They took one step toward him and he got the fuck out of there. It was great.

[NintendoLogic]

You know, I thought the jawbreaker lariat was the worst part of Ambrose's arsenal until he busted out a White Russian Legsweep.

[Big Fresh]

I'm going to Survivor Series and I was really hoping to see Ambrose vs. Lesnar. But I guess that's not gonna happen, we're gonna get Lesnar vs. Orton. In Orton's hometown. Could still be fun, I guess.

[Overly Critical Man]

So at this rate, within a few months, folks on this board will be portraying Ambrose as a caveman who doesn't speak English or understand anything about the modern world, I guess?

You're implying this isn't how we already see Dean Ambrose. He's two seconds away from being a feral child that was taken from his pack of wolves that raised him in the Alaskan wilderness.

[caley]

BTW, I thought that was a MONSTER promo from Orton tonight.  He just seemed very into everything he was saying and I loved the fake-out where he used the city name for the pop only to turn it into "The Royals are neverrrrr going to win" or whatever it was.  I was pretty bummed when John Cena came out and talked about him being stupid, then talked about how Orton has no chance of winning their match and Orton just stood their like an idiot instead of going "You know the last couple times we wrestled on PPVs, I beat you right?"

[Eivion]

BTW, I thought that was a MONSTER promo from Orton tonight.  He just seemed very into everything he was saying and I loved the fake-out where he used the city name for the pop only to turn it into "The Royals are neverrrrr going to win" or whatever it was.  I was pretty bummed when John Cena came out and talked about him being stupid, then talked about how Orton has no chance of winning their match and Orton just stood their like an idiot instead of going "You know the last couple times we wrestled on PPVs, I beat you right?"

Probably because he already said it.

[odessasteps]

@jasonaaron (marvel comics writer)

That's a good looking bald dude under Mick Foley's armpit http://t.co/fLh9Rf73Ho

[Beech27]

The Royals were tonight's most over face. Post show, Cena said he hopes the Royals sweep the Giants. Given San Francisco's adoption of the YES chant, I'm not sure I like where this is going. 

[caley]

 

BTW, I thought that was a MONSTER promo from Orton tonight.  He just seemed very into everything he was saying and I loved the fake-out where he used the city name for the pop only to turn it into "The Royals are neverrrrr going to win" or whatever it was.  I was pretty bummed when John Cena came out and talked about him being stupid, then talked about how Orton has no chance of winning their match and Orton just stood their like an idiot instead of going "You know the last couple times we wrestled on PPVs, I beat you right?"

Probably because he already said it.

 

But then Cena went on and on about it and all Orton had to say was "As I just said, I beat you the last time.  You don't get to no-sell that."