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How do you go out of your way to train at NXT and GET WORSE, Cameron?

 

She didn't, the dude said going to NXT would be quitting.

 

 

So we are not going to talk about Seth Rollins describing roman Reigns as a dumb gorilla in 2014.      :blink:

 

Because he's dumb and big. 

 

 

And comparing the guy to a primate is just fine.  OOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAYYYY. :wacko:

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Rollins' material may have been awful, but his delivery is much better than Reigns. What's the argument for Reigns being a top guy? Rollins drug him kicking and screaming to a good match(even hitting the most impressive power move of the match), and I heard audible boos for Reigns. If they end up turning Ambrose because he's more over than Reigns Vince should be impeached.

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pretty blah show tonight. having Jericho/Kane go up against the start of the MNF game made what to watch an easy choice, everytime I went back nothing was interesting except for Paul Heyman f'n with Cena's mind but that also made me worried about Cena somehow over coming the odds and finally winning the big one. This show did absolutely nothing to make me want to watch Night of Champions, at least not live.

 

And add me to the people with a weird feeling about Ambrose turning, especially after the Reigns dedicated his match to him being forcefully tacked on by Cole.

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How do you go out of your way to train at NXT and GET WORSE, Cameron?

 

She didn't, the dude said going to NXT would be quitting.

 

 

So we are not going to talk about Seth Rollins describing roman Reigns as a dumb gorilla in 2014.      :blink:

 

Because he's dumb and big. 

 

 

And comparing the guy to a primate is just fine.  OOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAYYYY. :wacko:

 

 

*Shrug* I didn't see it as racist. The same could be said about Brock Lesnar.

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Fuck that.  I like Henry, but I hate that he was reduced to a school child's wide-eyed stammering about his country.  Dude talks better shit than almost anyone and I was excited to see what he'd do...but nope...the Patriot angle is the pathway to blandness.

 

 

I hear you but I think I would enjoy Mark Henry as Apollo Creed in Rocky IV if they went full over the top with it. By over the top I mean the gimmick not that arm wrestling movie. It goes against their usual stereotypes having a black man in the roll of patriotic hero. I have to at least give that a thumbs up.

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God damn you guys have me convinced Ambrose is turning. Well it would be justified after all the beat downs Reigns let Ambrose take from The Authority. What are they going to do when heel Ambrose gets bigger pops than Reigns?

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That six man was entertaining and as close as we've gotten to the tags from the start of the year in months. Cody is out-weirding everyone and Cesaro's pestering of Sheamus was nice. Teasing the swing only for a brutal stomp too. Sheamus' big ass even busted out a plancha. So hey, out of three hours we got ONE good match that had purpose in advancing a feud for the PPV.

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God damn you guys have me convinced Ambrose is turning. Well it would be justified after all the beat downs Reigns let Ambrose take from The Authority. What are they going to do when heel Ambrose gets bigger pops than Reigns?

 

If the past is any indication, they'll have Ambrose insult the troops and give him Lana as a manager.

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God damn you guys have me convinced Ambrose is turning. Well it would be justified after all the beat downs Reigns let Ambrose take from The Authority. What are they going to do when heel Ambrose gets bigger pops than Reigns?

If the past is any indication, they'll have Ambrose insult the troops and give him Lana as a manager.
Lana managing Ambrose wouldn't end up with Ambrose turning on his country. Lana would become so enthralled with Dean's meat that she shaves her hair into a mohawk, loses the lawyer porn outfit, and starts wearing a leather jacket with the anarchy symbol on the back. Then, we'd get vignettes of Dean and Lana sitting in parking lots huffing computer duster; listening to the likes of the Misfits, Black Flag, and Bad Brains.
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I hope this leads to Rev. Slick teaching Cameron how to bowl and turn someone over to pin them.

This now has to happen.  Cameron repeatedly trying to pin people on their stomachs.  I'd also be okay with her painting stars on her stomach.  Probably best to leave Kim Chee and the spear and shield out of it, though.

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I hope this leads to Rev. Slick teaching Cameron how to bowl and turn someone over to pin them.

This now has to happen.  Cameron repeatedly trying to pin people on their stomachs.  I'd also be okay with her painting stars on her stomach.  Probably best to leave Kim Chee and the spear and shield out of it, though.

 

 

They had no problem with Seth doing a monkey pose tonight though. That was seriously a legit WTF from me when I was watching.

 

This whole show was a big WTF. Between them doing the whole halftime thing (I mean it's the Eagles and Colts) to pander a ratings pop at a certain time to closing the show with that painful rah rah America thing. It's a shame it can't happen, but as I've said before if this were any other production on earth Vince would have been removed as the show runner a long time ago.

 

Tonight was a prime example of why his vision of television is so bad. Nothing remotely in the show that was worth us watching other than Paul's "turn to the dark side" promo. Of course Cena and his damn moral ethics wouldn't allow for that. We the lowly television viewers are begging for something new and anyone they have that could be new they ruin (see Cesaro) or they just don't know what to do with them.

 

I understand the WWE has to be so much more than a rasslin company. But if they just go back to the status quo of lolcenawins this sunday, they might as well just rebrand themselves as WCW.

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Inhaling vodka out of a humidifier is a cheap and terrible way to get drunk and watch Raw.

 

Is that how Ambrose got drunk tonight? I think Hollywood and I just unknowingly pitched an idea for a show on the Network where Ambrose and Lana get fucked up in creative manners in various locations. One week they're huffing computer duster, then they're inhaling vodka from a humidifier. The next week Ambrose builds a bong out of an apple. Then, they're scouring highways for bottles of trucker piss hoping to get a meth high.

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Inhaling vodka out of a humidifier is a cheap and terrible way to get drunk and watch Raw.

 

Is that how Ambrose got drunk tonight?

 

 

No, you got it right the first time. He's sitting in a parking lot sucking on a can of air duster while listening to '80s hardcore. (By the way, don't knock that until you've tried it)

 

I didn't have anything to drink tonight and so regret it.

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