evilwaldo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Aaron Hernandez Just wait on the outrage from there. Initial trial stuff is going very bad for the prosecution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 TheMarkHenry @TheMarkHenry 1h #NFL ray rice better be glad his wife is not my sister! I felt this way then an more now. Fans just walk away please.Love em don't beat em. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 TheMarkHenry @TheMarkHenry 1h #NFL ray rice better be glad his wife is not my sister! I felt this way then an more now. Fans just walk away please.Love em don't beat em. I knew there was a reason that the Mizzark was one of my favorite dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I'd pay real money to watch Henry split Rice's wig. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The ol' DVDVR Beatdown Van should have a Mark Henry shaped hood ornament. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I'd pay real money to watch Henry split Rice's wig. I would simply ask Rice what will he do 20 years from now if he learns his daughter is being punched by her significant other. Then walk away, without a response. In all this, I bet he hasn't once thought about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 You are also sleeping on the fact that Rice's wife is related to my girlfriend. If the Mizzark had beat the shit out of Rice and ended up marrying Janay, you couldn't tell me shit because I would be one wedding away from seeing Mark Henry at family reunions. This would be awesome beyond all possible words. It is bad enough that I am a Steeler fan one wedding away from being semi-related to fucking Raven. Having that Raven be Ray Rice is fucking killing me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 But then you'd be the awesomist person that ever was, JT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The pics of me and Mark playing horseshoes would be epic. And yeah. I shift my vote to Aaron Hernandez. At first I thought "troubled player with a chip on his shoulder," but that mother fucker is a serial killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 JT and Mark would charge family members for air and extra helpings of potato salad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 JT and Mark would charge family members for air and extra helpings of potato salad. You guys are making me pine away for a life that might have been. I am very sad now. Having Mark Henry as a groomsman at my wedding and providing the vocals for The Wobble playing on the karaoke machine during the obligatory line dancing portion of my reception could very well be the greatest moment in recorded history. That video would get a bajillion hits on the YouTubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 NFL Lawyer: "A player got arrested for poppin' Mollie." Goodell: "Two-game suspension." NFL Lawyer: "Mollie is a drug." Goodell: "Okay, four games." 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Oof. Ray Rice told his teammates the punch came as self-defense. First: lol Second: He made it a lot easier to get cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 God - I totally fucking forgot RAW was in Baltimore tonight. Complete with Jerry Springer. That is really too perfect 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaldo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 All he needed to do was turn his back on her. He chose the wrong option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Mind you - the Ravens arent enraged that a woman got beat. Just that they were lied too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 According to Mort, Rice is finished in Baltimore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Ravens terminate Ray Rice's contract. So. . .who signs him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaldo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Baltimore Ravens @Ravens 2m The #Ravens have terminated RB Ray Rice's contract this afternoon. I am thinking they exercised a personal conduct clause in every contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 So if he's realsed doesn't he have to sign before the suspension would be fufilled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 So if he's realsed doesn't he have to sign before the suspension would be fufilled? Well, it was a two-game suspension, so technically he's already served half of it. Per this super-old article from ESPN, a suspension is served whether a player is on a team or not. Not sure if that still applies. Erin Henderson got hit with a four-game suspension before the Week 1 games. I believe that, even though he's not on a team, he's already "served" one game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Yes, I believe so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I thought he just made an honest mistake, as they said back at the first press conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Ravens terminate Ray Rice's contract. So. . .who signs him? Probably the Colts, knowing my good fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 God - I totally fucking forgot RAW was in Baltimore tonight. Complete with Jerry Springer. That is really too perfect Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me. I have got to get Janay divorced and get her a ticket to RAW in less than four hours? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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