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Well, all of those nude pictures of actresses, not that I've looked at any of them, he said lyingly, were supposedly obtained by someone hacking to get them from the iCloud. Apparently there's been a big breach of security involving the iCloud.

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The same people sharing these pictures were the ones screaming about people trying to figure out who they were when they were leveling death threats against 2 female video game critics last week.  Seems about right.

 

ETA: Discovering that Mckayla Maroney is 18 dashed my hopes that the reddit assholes could possibly be charged with child porn.

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Well, if she was 17 or younger when the pics were taken, that still counts (under current UK law at least).

 

Having said that, the Sun & Star both used to use 16 year old girls on Page 3 right up until the law was changed to make it so they had to be 18, whilst campaigning against the sexual abuse of children. British tabloids and their hypocrisy.

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The same people sharing these pictures were the ones screaming about people trying to figure out who they were when they were leveling death threats against 2 female video game critics last week.  Seems about right.

 

ETA: Discovering that Mckayla Maroney is 18 dashed my hopes that the reddit assholes could possibly be charged with child porn.

 

Stolen from Twitter:

 

4chan yesterday: "The NSA is destroying our privacy. Expose them!"

 

4chan today: "DUDE CHECK OUT THESE NAKED PICS OF JENNIFER LAWRENCE THAT SOME GUY STOLE!"

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I never liked the idea of this cloud technology. I'm happy being a dinosaur with manually transfering photos off my mini sd card to the computer.

 

Apple is currently at $102.50 a share. I could have sworn it was at a couple hundred a share. Anyway, despite this I don't think it will take big of a hit tomorrow. It might fall, but with the new Iphone 6 coming out it will be right back up.

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Man, I googled forever and can't even find 1 nipple of this shit

 

A friend of mine (yeah, that's the ticket) found the Jennifer Lawrence photos pretty easily. I, shit, dammit, I mean he, hasn't bothered looking for any ot the others yet.

 

This whole "Apple stock price goes down" thing obviously reminds me of something Lester would do on Grand Theft Auto 5.

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Short term - will this hurt Apple's stock price?  Likely, but they were due a correction anyway.  Will it "plummet?"  I'm guessing no.

You guys realize I was tip-toeing around the issue so I didn't fuck up and get myself banned right?

We don't have a nsfw folder anymore ya know. I'm trying to keep it PG, I could give a shit about Apple's stock price.

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Now somebody needs to hack the phone of that one checkout girl at Kroger. Anybody know a guy who knows a guy?

 

TMZ headline: "Nude photos of that one checkout girl at Kroger leaked!"

"Rumored up next, that one waitress who kinda looks like a young Sandra Bullock!"

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Man, I hate this shit. I feel terrible for Jennifer Lawrence and didn't wanna look..... but I'm only human. I am a flawed vessel. And goddamn is she purty.

 

Really though, society should stop just bullshitting around and everyone should make their Facebook profile pictures nudes. It's the future.

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