Big Fresh Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucky Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Punk always struck me as the kind of guy who loves to have fun. I bet he's going to be a great dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Clearly he IS a Fun-Loving Guy Who Loves To Have Fun. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I can see him doing the invisible microphone bit to all his kid's friends and Punk Jr. just rolling his eyes the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valcourt Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Next cross over star, Titty master?http://variety.com/2014/film/news/dean-ambrose-wwe-studios-lionsgate-greenlight-actioner-lockdown-exclusive-1201283414/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Ambrose's entire career trajectory is beyond amazing. He went from doing absurd death matches in CZW and IWAMS to WWE mega star and now to starring in a Hollywood movie. It's almost mind boggling how this has all gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I'm still amazed that Bryan Danielson is now a star on an E! reality show. That one is even weirder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Hollleeeee Shit. I'm starting to realize that the entire wrestling business from the 1800s to today has been a means to set up the coming of the TM and the unstoppable superstardom of "Jonathan Good." He's the Ted Logan of our reality. Which I think makes Flair George Carlin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 a police officer who finds himself trapped inside his own precinct and hunted Heh. If you're gonna steal, might as well steal from the best. Same way the above film was made, after all. EDIT: OH DAMN, Ambrose would make a killer Wilson. Too bad they already made a legit remake and I cannot see him smoking Cowboy Curtis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I'd be interested in a movie where Ambrose plays a sleazy coke addled strip club owner. Not just for the titty mastering but for a coked out Ambrose on the big screen surrounded by titties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 “Lockdown” follows a police officer who finds himself trapped inside his own precinct and hunted after crooked cops stop at nothing to recover incriminating evidence of illegal activities against those closest to him. Wait. Crooked cops trap him in a police station because he has evidence against them? Or there is another group of cops and the first gourp is looking for evidence against them? And the third group are the ones "closest to him?" Like, his family or something????? This plot outline makes exactly the amount of sense I would expect by something you would get by locking the writers of SEE NO EVIL 2 and VNEDETTA in a Motel 6 for 36 hours with a typewriter and bagful of pills. Also a cop? Dean has even-lower-rent Snake Plisskin written all over him. He should have been a "young hobo who rides the rails into danger when he uncovers a plan to release a deadly chemical attack from a cargo train hurtling through Chicago." That took about 12 seconds to write and I'm guessing it's as far as they got before collecting their advance and sending this to Variety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Wait. Why am I being so unambitious...chemical attack? Replace "chemical attack" with "army of cyborg chimps" and we're onto something. And always ask yourself "What would Milius do?" The answer is: Dean Ambrose is a young hobo riding the rails into danger when he discovers a plot to unleash an army of cyborg chimps from a train hurtling through L.A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 This sounds vaguely familiar now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Dean Ambrose is a young hobo riding the rails into danger when he discovers a plot by a demented movie executive (Paul Heyman) to unleash an army of cyborg chimps from a train hurtling through L.A. He teams with his old DJ-ing teacher (Mark Henry) to take on wave after wave of robo-Simian terror while developing a romance with a young art teacher (CJ Perry). Will they live? Can she change him? Will Mark Henry rap the closing credits song? Is this all just a backdoor prequel to TERRA CHIMP? Yes. No. Fuck yes. That should be obvious by now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 As was posted in one of the "TNA is dying" threads, Impact is moving to Wednesday, which means a Heaven/Hell scenario for a couple of weeks! Monday - Raw Tuesday - Main Event Wednesday - Impact Thursday - NXT Friday - Smackdown Saturday - Lucha Sunday - PPV (for one week only!) Man, as excited as I am, this actually kinda bummed me out because it made me realize that it has been 15 years since the schedule was: Monday- Raw/Nitro Tuesday - Nitro on VHS (post-1999) Wednesday - Thunder (dying days) Thursday - Thunder/Smackdown Friday - ECW on TNN Saturday - The Muthaship/Shotgun/ECW on MSG/Worldwide Sunday - Heat/PPV This is to say nothing of Superstars and LiveWire on weekends (if I was up early) as well as WCW Pro until they killed it off. I remember watching Pro as a kid thinking it was live, and saying to myself HA! No way Eddy takes Rey's mask, he's already had to wrestle tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Ambrose doing his own version of Assault on Precinct 13 can only lead to him being cast as the real son of John McClaine in the eventual Die Hard sequel/reboot. Anyone who saw Die Hard 5 knows there's no way, no way that Jai Courtney came from John McClaine's loins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Man, as excited as I am, this actually kinda bummed me out because it made me realize that it has been 15 years since the schedule was: Monday- Raw/Nitro Tuesday - Nitro on VHS (post-1999) Wednesday - Thunder (dying days) Thursday - Thunder/Smackdown Friday - ECW on TNN Saturday - The Muthaship/Shotgun/ECW on MSG/Worldwide Sunday - Heat/PPV This is to say nothing of Superstars and LiveWire on weekends (if I was up early) as well as WCW Pro until they killed it off. I remember watching Pro as a kid thinking it was live, and saying to myself HA! No way Eddy takes Rey's mask, he's already had to wrestle tonight! Now the schedule is "Youtube." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Ken Erico Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 The Ambrose-Rollins feud just got a little less interesting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Ambrose can pull off the perfect sleazy-cop who's torn between being crooked and sticking to his morals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I'd like to see him make a Space Jam sequel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRV Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Get that dude to a gym. EDIT: About Hero, obviously. great, he's never heard that one before I'd like to see him make a Space Jam sequel. I just read yesterday space jam was actually a big advertisement & it crushed my childhood memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GojiColin Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I just read yesterday space jam was actually a big advertisement & it crushed my childhood memories Yeah, a big advertisement for Bill Murray's basketball prowess! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Dean Ambrose is a young hobo riding the rails into danger when he discovers a plot by a demented movie executive (Paul Heyman) to unleash an army of cyborg chimps from a train hurtling through L.A. He teams with his old DJ-ing teacher (Mark Henry) to take on wave after wave of robo-Simian terror while developing a romance with a young art teacher (CJ Perry). Will they live? Can she change him? Will Mark Henry rap the closing credits song? Is this all just a backdoor prequel to TERRA CHIMP? Yes. No. Fuck yes. That should be obvious by now. Please.....seriously, please come to Idaho and hang out in my studio with me while I do a show. Then, I will buy you drinks and see what comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 even-lower-rent Snake Plisskin This seriously should have been the inspiration of his ring gear post-Shield. Rollins sleeked up the gear, Reigns basically kept it, and Dean should have made it a little dirtier. And while I recognize it would be stupid to have him in an eye patch, I wouldn't complain... Also, if Dean's acting career ever takes him the Buff route, Titty Master would make a fantastic XXX Beat Master parody. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Still going strong with Titty Master jokes? You guys are the Cena of IWC-universe! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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