mco543 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 "Self-proclaimed". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew POE! Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 How in God's name does one get a job updating social media? What an easy job. He had ONE JOB! And it's not "Tonight's Main Event: WWE Social Media Guy vs. Alberto Del Rio in a Hell in a Cell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I feel this sums up the truth about slaps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Q7YRDL90E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I've seen people with the job title "Digital Strategist." What a BS job. The Atlantic has an "Entrepeneur-In-Residence" AOL has a guy whose title is "Digital Prophet" Google has an "In-House Philosopher" Time has "Director of Digital Innovation" Throwing money at low-level grifters is the only way for high-level grifters to be taken seriously by super-high-level grifters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 How in God's name does one get a job updating social media? What an easy job. step 1: be related to someone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I would say that employing a "Digital Prophet" is the stupidest thing that AOL has ever done then I remembered that AOL once kind of employed Vince Russo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehabilitated Rick Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The summer of Del Rio is going to be fabulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Fuck social media, where do I get a job shitting in bags? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Fuck social media, where do I get a job shitting in bags?Try Orton Incorporated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Didn't Orton claim that he only put tanning oil on Rochelle's stuff? (And how in the hell did I remember that name?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Need we be reminded of the people who used Lawler's crown for the throne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The summer of Del Rio is going to be fabulous. I don't know. It's harder to chant than C.M.PUNK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The summer of Del Rio is going to be fabulous. I don't know. It's harder to chant than C.M.PUNK! AL-BER-TO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 A! D! R! Or for the smart fans Dos Car As Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 What are the chances we get a crappy skit on Raw based around this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I think AlBerTo would just end up sounding in a big crowd like "Our Toe!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 What are the chances we get a crappy skit on Raw based around this? Same odds that the sun will rise tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 DEL-REE-OH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Suddenly the Brie/Stephanie storyline seems prescient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 DEL-REE-OH This might be better. Al-ber-to might result in Vince bringing back Albert as "Albert O." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Don't hit people, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The summer of Del Rio is going to be fabulous. I don't know. It's harder to chant than C.M.PUNK! AL-BER-TO The fans already have a chant all cued up for him. BOOO-RING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The summer of Del Rio is going to be fabulous. I don't know. It's harder to chant than C.M.PUNK! AL-BER-TO The fans already have a chant all cued up for him. BOOO-RING. What does Bo's ring have to do with Alberto? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The summer of Del Rio is going to be fabulous. I don't know. It's harder to chant than C.M.PUNK! AL-BER-TO The fans already have a chant all cued up for him. BOOO-RING. What does Bo's ring have to do with Alberto? Alberto will never get Bo's class ring now that they go to separate schools. It's like Romeo and Juliet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Okay, I'm watching an early RAW in 1993 and they show Heenan flipping through the channels only to stop on TNT and make fun of what they're showing there. Along the way, he stopped on TBS and said, "who can the Braves beat?" Nice subtle dig at Turner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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