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TMZ report that TNA Wrestling is cancelled.


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If you have to:

 

-Swear him to secrecy

-Lie to Japan

-Lie to your TV broadcasters

-Lie to your roster

-Lie to the fans

-Lie to reporters

-Go to every effort to hide the fact he's coming in for meetings which may/may not include elaborate disguises.

 

You would think Dixie would eventually realize that she SHOULDN'T be keeping him around after all. 

 

Russo bitching about them not being loyal to him after all this is just the icing on the cake. Bro, they were insanely loyal to you.

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If TNA is going away, Lashley should really put up the TNA title in that Bellator fight. I want a world where the TNA title is being traded back and fourth in niche MMA companies somehow resulting in Chael Sonnen winning it in Russia or some shit. 

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If TNA is going away, Lashley should really put up the TNA title in that Bellator fight. I want a world where the TNA title is being traded back and fourth in niche MMA companies somehow resulting in Chael Sonnen winning it in Russia or some shit.

Ken Shamrock could bring things full circle..

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Why not a ladder on a pole match?

You have to get the ladder first. Then climb the ladder to get one of 4 keys hanging from the ceiling, each key opens a different box on each corner.

Box 1. A blow up Vince Russo

Box 2. Flour explodes in your face

Box 3. A joshi calender

Box 4. Big scissors

Once the scissors are found ten pinatas fall from the ceiling with one holding the TNA Title, every other one holds five dollars, the wrestlers have to choose if they want to scramble for the title or keep the match going and earn money.

The winner is fired.

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Takao Omori should request a title match since Shamrock never really beat him. Then it ought to be turned into a midcard tag belt so its megalomaniacal urges can be satisfied by being eternally defended in front of All Japan's rabid crowds of 300 people. Of course, they would fittingly chant kore wa resuringu and chi-en-e during those prestigious title matches.

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