nate Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 You know, Russo deserves congratulations. First we had kayfabe, where we all new it was kinda sorta "fake" in its own way (but then we really weren't sure) ... then the business became more exposed with dirt sheets, then the internet, so we abandoned the pretenses and things were more shooty ... then there was the "worked shoot," because shoots were the new thing that drew ratings ... then there were the "worked or not" shoots ... and now ... with TNA ... we're back to not knowing what the fuck is real, fake, real-fake, fake-real, shoot-fake, shoot-real, shoot-the-fucking-piano-player ... and it's absolutely gorgeous. I propose the "Death of TNA" book be written by Erwin Schrödinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Uh...how would they do that... Because they PHONY!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 From Russo's Twitter: Interesting. Appears a rep from Phoney Wrestling Information (PWI) tapped my phone yesterday to hear if I quit or got fired. Sneaky bastards The amoeba believes his little bubble to be the globe at the center of the universe, even as it floats forgotten into the birdbath. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 It would be so awesome if PWI tapped Russo's phone line. I am imagining Stu Saks and Brandi Mankiewicz sitting around like they are in an episode of the wire, trying desperately what the words "bro" and "swerve" are code for. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 They were looking for Russo's link to TNA, but he was using burners to talk to Dixie. Just like all of the biggest criminals get caught, Russo made that one fateful error of CCing a major internet newsletter writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angel Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Vince and Dixie are fucking. Shit for all we know Russo might laying the pipe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Daddy Warlord Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 It would be so awesome if PWI tapped Russo's phone line. I am imagining Stu Saks and Brandi Mankiewicz sitting around like they are in an episode of the wire, trying desperately what the words "bro" and "swerve" are code for. I guess now we know what Jess McGrath and Buck Woodward have been up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Don't invoke The Wire in a thread involving TNA, complete opposites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Can I just point how sad it is that a 50+ year old man is saying all of this over Twitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EN090 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The man's phone was tapped, cut him a break. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I dont normally listen to Jim Cornettes Podcast..... this week however I may JUST tune in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 If there is a vengeful god out there, Vince Russo will be forced to raise a child with a heavy Southern accent as his own. .... and all of his children will be girls. Though, if he doesn't work out some of his issues, that may necessitate long-term therapy for the kids at some point. ("And, for my sweet sixteen party, he gave me a case of Budweiser and called me BRO"). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The man's phone was tapped, cut him a break. How long until his Twitter gets hacked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 If there is a vengeful god out there, Vince Russo will be forced to raise a child with a heavy Southern accent as his own. .... and all of his children will be girls. One of them will marry a Japanese guy and the other will marry a Mexican. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Cibernetico Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Sometimes silence is best. Russo is making himself look move like a clown. This is the PERFECT time for him to take his money and go on a one month vacation somewhere with no internet, phones, etc. The lies, the denial, the admittance, the silliness, and now the conspiracy theories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I hope we can get some sort of epilogue for all the TNA roster, like Animal House or American Graffiti. Senator Kurt Angle writes itself That would be awesome, it's what the entire final episode should be nad it should include as many people who've ever been in TNA as possible. Trytan returned to his home planet. The midget beating off in the trashcan is still masturbating in trash cans. Mark and Jay Briscoe have a chicken farm Chris Hero got into shape, it didn't last long. KURT ANGLE '14 STILL TRAINING FOR MMA DEBUT STING '13 DRAWING LARGER CROWDS AT COMIC-CON THAN TNA TV TAPINGS KEVIN NASH '11 TORE HIS QUAD WALKING TO MAILBOX TO GET $3.42 TNA ROYALTY CHECK CM PUNK '04 WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The man's phone was tapped, cut him a break. How long until his Twitter gets hacked? As soon as he says something really fucking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Sometimes silence is best. Russo is making himself look move like a clown. This is the PERFECT time for him to take his money and go on a one month vacation somewhere with no internet, phones, etc. The lies, the denial, the admittance, the silliness, and now the conspiracy theories? I haven't actually looked at his twitter page but is it possible he was being sarcastic when he said his phone was hacked? Sounds sarcastic to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The man's phone was tapped, cut him a break. How long until his Twitter gets hacked? As soon as he says something really fucking stupid. Damn, talk about dumb luck. His account apparently got hacked the very moment it was created. These kidz just don't fuck around these days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad cow Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I dont normally listen to Jim Cornettes Podcast..... this week however I may JUST tune in. This weeks episode is LIVE to boot. Should be a gooder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Cibernetico Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 This is great: orlando.craigslist.org/spo/4591854820.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EN090 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I dont normally listen to Jim Cornettes Podcast..... this week however I may JUST tune in. Speaking of sad 50+ year old men... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Russo just tweeted that he has BIG news about tonight's Impact. He also tweeted: I can actually feel Vic Venom wiping the eyes from his long, long sleep. And he keeps teasing that JR was behind his TNA departure and we can only find out by subscribing to his website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 So bitches aren't whores aren't sluts? Sorry, I enjoy being pedantic. Which I believe is Latin for "a dick." "He can be pedantic, he can be pedantic" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I'm so over Vince Russo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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