Swift Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Whether it be movie posters, DVD covers or VHS covers, let's share the pain. I cannot stand this airbrushed bullshit that appears on a ton of posters. I mean, look at this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 I dunno, it's a nice painting. Now, if it's meant to be a photograph... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 If this isn't full of those corny 1970s/80s cartoon posters, I am going to be thoroughly disappointed. I'll get the ball rolling: Why did they give Jackie Mason the final expression on a person's face after they've been beheaded in a Ogrish.com video? Fitting given the quality of the movie though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 They drew a swoosh so we would know they were flying...if you look really closely you can even trace it back to where they are flying from. But it's hidden in the Grand Canyon. LOOK CLOSER!! Also what's up with the wrinkles in Richard Pryor's clothes? And the bizarrely badly drawn cape? And why is he looking at me? Is he offering Richard Pryor to me? Because I saw THEY TOY and that was not cool. The look on his face is the one you have when you give a girl a ring. Not a legendary comedian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 The disembodied heads are distracting. One of the worst copy and paste hack jobs I've seen for a major motion picture. TI has no neck and they've managed to make the quite handsome Paul Walker (RIP) look strange: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 What in the name of Holy Hell did they do to Robert DeNiro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Ealy looks like he is in a whole different movie. Like they cut his picture out from a still in Think Like a Man Whatever Fuck is the Rest of the Title and inserted it onto the poster. De Niro looks like they put him in cadaver makeup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 You're welcome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Hate Dane Cook so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 No commentary needed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I ain't uploading that fucker to my photobucket. It's unworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I'm not a fan of horror movies, but I've seen this at work lately in one of those cheap DVD bins. Probably belongs in an awesome movie poster this, but since we don't have one. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assfax Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 What's next? Yew gonna say the embossed VHS box for Black Roses is awful? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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