Big Fresh Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I would watch an hour-long show of John Cena playing chess. Strong episode for JoJo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strummer Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 after a surprisingly fun start this show has basically become unwatchable. John Cena being a chess freak made me laugh pretty hard though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 So, based on tonight's episode, if Cena is found *mysteriously* stabbed to death while Nikki is hanging out at the pool, drinking a glass of wine, and showing off her titties... It should be fairly obvious who did it and why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Playing John Cena in chess is easy. You just gotta withstand his first 5 moves, then he's done. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 When Cena finally dumps Nikki she is going to destroy that fucking house. Cena is one weird motherfucker, I always thought he'd be strange but he's really surpassing my expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Vinny should wrestle as Gru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 WHY DOESN'T THE USO SUMMON RUH KI SHI? SEE HOW FUNKADAD HANDLES A STINKFACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Also Cena is normal, you guys are just slovenly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Playing John Cena in chess is easy. You just gotta withstand his first 5 moves, then he's done. Bravo. How is this not getting all of your likes people? Liking a BigFresh post is like voting for Bush in 2004 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Playing John Cena in chess is easy. You just gotta withstand his first 5 moves, then he's done. Bravo. How is this not getting all of your likes people? Liking a BigFresh post is like voting for Bush in 2004 And yet, you did it just a few hours ago in the "How old is everyone?" thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Trin don't want her potatoes falling out. Ariane's singing is a bomb alright. Maybe not thebomb.com I DEMAND MORE ON VINNY'S HOOKAH BUSINESS! So would Vinny's finisher be the Big Winky? What century is this restaurant from? Of course Trinity's dad pops in as they're talking about shooting a sex tape. John Cena waxing philosophical at the gym...while playing chess...is amazing. And it's drop-worthy too! Sad music. HIS TWO DAY DREAM IS OVER! Bill putting him beneath the divas got a LOL out of me. Nattie angry that Eva's workrate isn't up to par for her action figure.OH EM GEE GUYZ, JOHN IS SUCH A SUH-WEETIE! I HAD TWO STRESS FRACTURES! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STUPID YOU SOUND!? That was a fine hour of TV while playing the new Mario on the Gamepad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Was there an Eve Torres sighting at Trinity's Dad's show??? I think the last pair of boobs in the above post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 So, based on tonight's episode, if Cena is found *mysteriously* stabbed to death while Nikki is hanging out at the pool, drinking a glass of wine, and showing off her titties... It should be fairly obvious who did it and why. Will she text Brie to let the dogs out? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Playing John Cena in chess is easy. You just gotta withstand his first 5 moves, then he's done. Bravo. How is this not getting all of your likes people? Liking a BigFresh post is like voting for Bush in 2004And yet, you did it just a few hours ago in the "How old is everyone?" thread. Kayfabe, brother 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 So, based on tonight's episode, if Cena is found *mysteriously* stabbed to death while Nikki is hanging out at the pool, drinking a glass of wine, and showing off her titties... It should be fairly obvious who did it and why. Will she text Brie to let the dogs out? Nah. She will, however, Instragram a selfie with Cena's bloody body in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 DO NOT FUCK WITH CENA'S LAUNDRY HAMPER. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Favorite part of the show was Cena making the hampers talk, hilarious. Along with the wanting to make sure no water from the sink got on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 DO NOT FUCK WITH CENA'S LAUNDRY HAMPER. I think that was his Monk impression. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Holy shit, I didn't know this happened.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Total Divas: Where you go to see Sara Del Rey and Norman Smiley. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Craziest thing about Total Divas is that, IMO, it's actually the guys who are the stars of the show. Cena's weird rant about the laundry is 100x more interesting than anything Eva Marie has done so far. Likewise, Vinny just owns the screen any time he appears. Makes me wonder why WWE never pitched a Cena reality show. He obviously doesn't have huge issues with having cameras around all the time and it would probably do great ratings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Nah, Eva Marie adds a lot to the show and by that I mean she's super great to look at. My favorite "TOTAL DIVA" is Naomi/Trinity. She is fucking awesome in every way. USO is an easy MVP candidate. He's great too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 John Cena's heel turn will be triggered when he kicks out Nikki on the season finale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Total Divas: Where you go to see Sara Del Rey and Norman Smiley. On national TV in 2013. Tremendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 John Cena's heel turn will be triggered when he kicks out Nikki on the season finale. If that ain't the look of a woman about to lose her shit, I don't know what is. I hope she does. I'd be more interested in a Nikki Bella heel turn tbh Then again, I don't get the big deal about Cena *needing* to turn heel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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