piranesi Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Even if they just made him a comedy stooge drooling over the girls and being made a fool of, it would be so great. He would be so great. And then give him a mean kayfabe wife in a hair net that catches him and chases him around. Basically I'm pitching that they turn this into a Benny Hill sketch. In other words, elevate the tone about three levels from where it is now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I really do like Cena on this but I'm not sure how many more times they can do the same thing with him and Nikki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I really do like Cena on this but I'm not sure how many more times they can do the same thing with him and Nikki. You're seriously asking how many times they can get away with doing the same thing with Cena that they've already done? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 That's true and it doesn't look like Nikki is going to be chanting "same old shit" any time soon.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Eta: changed my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Nattie is so out of place on this show I think I might enjoy that she's on it just for how ridiculous it is. She had one line about cat shit in the litter box that had me rolling. I forget now what she said. "One thing I've learned around here is one day you can be the cat's meow, and the next day... You can be whatever the hell is in the litter box." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Eta: changed my mind. I bet I know what this was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 They should have Eva Marie think Paul E is Steven Segal because she doesn't know wrestling and end up fucking him to try and get closer to DMX, also not knowing that Segal hates DMX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 That's true and it doesn't look like Nikki is going to be chanting "same old shit" any time soon.. John chanted that until she got her new tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 They should have Eva Marie think Paul E is Steven Segal because she doesn't know wrestling and end up fucking him to try and get closer to DMX, also not knowing that Segal hates DMX Did DMX beat the fuck out of him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 "DMX, who co-starred with Steven Seagal in ‘Exit Wounds,’ snarls to Stuff magazine: “Steven Seagal is a fu**. He’s a fu**ing sh**head. With spray-on hair. He talked like he was an old slave master. ‘Hey, wassup? We’s gonna have us a barbecue.’ I was just like, ‘Man, who the fu** do you think you’re talking to? My name ain’t Sambo, nigga. Get the fu** out of here with that bullsh**.’ Or he’d pull some fake attempting to be friendly fu**. He’d see my wife and be like, ‘Hey, little mama.’ We laughed about it. Just like, ‘This guy’s a fu**er.’ He’s a asshole.” So basically he just cried to the press and didnt do shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 This better all end with George Segal teaming with Summer Rae. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I was thinking they'd see RVD grilling some brats over at Paul E's place and Eva would think he was JCVD and when she finds out he isn't at least thinks they're related Then RVD gets shit in his eyes and has to fight Fandango blind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagan Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Yeah, it's amazing how awful Nattie comes off on this. And I mean, she's not supposed to be the heel, right? Also, why the heel didn't this show exist years ago? I mean, I like the divas well enough (though AJ would be tremendous on this) but having like Trish or Victoria or Mickie or even Maryse and Maria on this would be great. Edit: actually Michelle McCool being on this show and showing her hanging around with her husband would elevate this to an all-time great show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kronos Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Edit: actually Michelle McCool being on this show and showing her hanging around with her husband would elevate this to an all-time great show. You think she calls him "Markie"? I'll bet he makes her call him Taker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Undertaker probably has THREE hampers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagan Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 "I'm really nervous to meet Mark's brother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Have we ever established how much crossover there is with this show and Raw and Smackdown? I can't imagine someone watching this show and still cheering on Nattie as a babyface. Or any of them for that matter except Trinity/Naomi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Brie and Nikki seem to be getting bigger reactions since the show. Especially Nikki. Jon and Brie dancing together was darn adorable. Brie was about 10 seconds from going all #BrieMode on Summer's face. Then Summer drove over to Nattie's house to slap her. It was like I was watching something booked by someone who still loves their Memphis wrestling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Great episode. Bryan was hilarious throughout. Summer Rae rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Bryan dissecting Cameron's song was absolutely priceless. He was so goddamn awesome with his rantings. The other stuff was what it was, but man he was the highlight of the show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Summer showing up at Nattie's house "out of the blue" was, to use some cross-over smarky jargon, business-exposing bad. If I were Nattie, I'd be less worried about Summer flirting with some dudes and more worried with who stooged off my address. And you'd think two trained professional wrestlers could pull off a more convincing worked fight... I liked the episode a lot up to that point, though. Summer and Eva burying Nattie in the car was funny, and Bryan ruled it whenever he was on camera. "We could talk about contemporary global issues." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Bryan owns this show. They need to up the stakes and have Brock show up with super insecure Sable. Fucking Summer gets in Sables face, then Fandango tries to get in between them then fucking Brock just goes insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 OR, Brock just stands there and watches the catfight while eating some Jimmy Johns© Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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