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Why was John Cena so surprised he's on the cover of WWE2K15 on monday? Does he suffer from short-term memory loss or something?

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Why was John Cena so surprised he's on the cover of WWE2K15 on monday? Does he suffer from short-term memory loss or something?

Maybe it's memory loss linked to PTSD from having played The Marine.

On a somewhat related note, The Miz's new catchphrase should be, "I'm the marine, damnit!"

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There is a whole lot more talk about WWE Divas here than normal huh?  Couple of points...

 

Its one thing to bury your opponents when they have credibility like the example of Randy Orton talking smack about Bret Hart and others.  Its another when your draw attention to actual issues with a worker that people are working on covering up.  Like John Cena coming out and saying, "Boy Russev, you sure are short.  I'm not sure I can fight you because I can't punch that low."  What good does that do?  

 

Ironically, that's a promo I could see Cena doing.

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On a somewhat related note, The Miz's new catchphrase should be, "I'm the marine, damnit!"

 

 

can he sing a song about it like Jacques Rougeau?

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There is a whole lot more talk about WWE Divas here than normal huh? Couple of points...

Its one thing to bury your opponents when they have credibility like the example of Randy Orton talking smack about Bret Hart and others. Its another when your draw attention to actual issues with a worker that people are working on covering up. Like John Cena coming out and saying, "Boy Russev, you sure are short. I'm not sure I can fight you because I can't punch that low." What good does that do?

Ironically, that's a promo I could see Cena doing.

Needs more poop jokes and/or thinly veiled homophobia.

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On a somewhat related note, The Miz's new catchphrase should be, "I'm the marine, damnit!"

can he sing a song about it like Jacques Rougeau?

He could try, but I doubt it would be as good. Jacques was gold when came to singing his entrance music. Between All American Boys/I'm the Mountie/We're Not the Mounties, that's pure entrance theme gold.

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I actually thought that if they wanted to do a double turn with AJ and Paige, instead of Paige being all devastated in the middle of the ring after the match, she should've went full-on psycho. While AJ's doing her little skipping around the ring celebration thing she does, Paige should've intercepted her and just obliterated her. Throw her into the steps, do a Paige Turner on the steps, and lock in the Scorpion Crosslock and just refuse to let go. Just a complete stretcher job. It would've gotten the heel turn across a lot better, and it would build sympathy for AJ, thus cementing her face turn.

 

*shrug* Nobody asked me, though...

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They're probably be less hate for the Diva's if it wasn't clearly established that AJ and Paige are lightyears above every other diva on the roster.  They're stuck in a holding pattern until they call up Charlotte/Sasha/Bailey/someone else to rebuild, and that's not happening until Total Diva's gets cancelled (because they're not cutting the dead weight they need to, because of that fucking show).

 

Also if they didn't fuck up Emma by sticking her with Santino.

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Judging by the way she looked on Raw, that lock Paige does look like she might accidentally snap AJ in half if she applies it.

She's married to a guy who retired before 40. She should be able to afford a samwich.

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I still don't buy that AJ BURIED THE DIVAS ROSTER. She cut a heel promo saying that their show was stupid and that she was the champion and that's all that matters. 

 

1. All of them were being booked horribly and came off as dicks about having a reality show so the crowd agreed with her

2. AJ beat the ones that could wrestle in competitive wrestling matches because they were booking her as a strong champion

C. All of them still have a reality show and are still mostly booked terribly, just like they were before the promo, so who did AJ bury?

 

totes confuses help plz

 

Note: I hated Paige's 2 second win over AJ and I hated AJ's two second win over Paige. Would much rather see a program built around the two that ends in Alicia Fox screaming that she's the queen and dumping Pepsi over both of them so that a dirtsheet wonders if the pepsi is a rib because CM Punk tattoos.

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The women were the draw for TNA for a while back in the mid-'00s with Gail Kim, Awesome Kong, and Taylor Wilde. Women can draw eyeballs, but they need to be competently booked like Dutch Mantell competently booked them during this time in TNA. 

 

Also, they are neglecting their young/tween female audience by not taking advantage of the women on their roster. The BFFs picking on face AJ for being a weird nerd girl seems like a chance to print money from that segment of the crowd, for example. 

 

In fact, I would love to see Charlotte and Sasha beating up AJ and then giving her a buzz cut to kick off a feud, and I'm not even in that target audience. 

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In fact, I would love to see Charlotte and Sasha beating up AJ and then giving her a buzz cut to kick off a feud, and I'm not even in that target audience. 

 

You may not be but some of us already have our collage boards, colored index cards, paper clips, highlighter pens, tape, regular glue, glitter glue, and scissors ready to go.

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In fact, I would love to see Charlotte and Sasha beating up AJ and then giving her a buzz cut to kick off a feud, and I'm not even in that target audience. 

 

You may not be but some of us already have our hand lotion ready to go.

 

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You guys have turned on AJ?!?!?!?!?!?! The same AJ who we spent the last the better part of the last couple years perving over?

Maybe some people feel self-conscious perving over a married woman.

I am not one of those people.

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Maybe they should make Paige the first "Paul Heyman girl" and have him be a creepy, lecherous dude who promises to lead Paige back to the Divas title if there is a little something in it for him and she accepts his offer.

I actually really like this idea.

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Maybe they should make Paige the first "Paul Heyman girl" and have him be a creepy, lecherous dude who promises to lead Paige back to the Divas title if there is a little something in it for him and she accepts his offer.


I actually really like this idea.

 

 

At least giving her a manager would be a good way to extend the feud if the matches are good.  Aj beats her squarely, so heel Paige gets herself a cheating manager and takes the title back that way.  Right now, there's really only Heyman for that.

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Maybe they should make Paige the first "Paul Heyman girl" and have him be a creepy, lecherous dude who promises to lead Paige back to the Divas title if there is a little something in it for him and she accepts his offer.

I actually really like this idea.

 

 

At least giving her a manager would be a good way to extend the feud if the matches are good.  Aj beats her squarely, so heel Paige gets herself a cheating manager and takes the title back that way.  Right now, there's really only Heyman for that.

 

 

What do you guys think about 'Alicia Fox: Real American?'

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There is a whole lot more talk about WWE Divas here than normal huh? Couple of points...

Its one thing to bury your opponents when they have credibility like the example of Randy Orton talking smack about Bret Hart and others. Its another when your draw attention to actual issues with a worker that people are working on covering up. Like John Cena coming out and saying, "Boy Russev, you sure are short. I'm not sure I can fight you because I can't punch that low." What good does that do?

Ironically, that's a promo I could see Cena doing.

I wouldn't have a problem with it if as soon as John Cena gets out one wisecrack Rusev kicks him in the head and locks in the Accolade. These days, the heel just stands there and takes it. Which for a monster heel like Rusev, will kill him.

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I like how people want the brand split back when just a year or two people were literally BEGGING for it to end.

This argument is always dumb. I liked the brand split, always have. Other people were begging for it to end and always were.

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