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TNA Impact Wrestling Spoilers For 7/17 & 7/24


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Edited with spoilers from PWI

 

July 17th Episode

Kurt Angle cut a promo saying TNA has brought back the Six Sided ring to come back to their roots. He said It made them different as did talents like AJ Stkes, The Motor City Machineguns and Jerry Lynn. He said along the way they made mistakes and tonight they are here in NYC to reboot TNA. He said it all begins tonight.

Angle introduced Taz who got a huge pop and an ECW chant. Taz cut a great promo about how important wrestling is and said he was part of the most important revolution in wrestling history. He said the locker room tonight has the same look as ECW did back in the day. He promised we were gonna see some different stuff tonight. He then did his old catchphrases.

Tommy Dreamer and Bully Ray came out. Bully put over NYC and said he made a guarantee that Dixie Carter was going through a table. Dreamer cut a promo saying this was the new Madhouse of Extreme and that the fans were the biggest part of the changes. EC3 and a Rhino came out. Carter said they weren't going to put Dixie through anything. Dreamer said this isn't a PG show and he wants to see less talking and more action. They started brawling. They ring the bell. They had a good match. Carter got the pin on Dreamer while hooking the tights.

X-Division championship Gauntlet: Champion Austin Aries vs. Eddie Edwards. The crowd chanted ROH at the bell. Manik was third in. Next out was Davey Richards. Sixth was DJ Zema Ion. Ion and Manik went over the ropes during a leaping Rama and we're eliminated. Next out was Tigre Uno. Crazzy Steve was next. Sanada was next. It came down to Senada vs. Aries at the end. Aries get the pin with a brain buster in a really good match. Final minutes were excellent.

MVP cut a promo saying he was wrestling tonight under protest. He crapped on NYC and said Kurt Angle is doing the same things fans complained about him for doing so they are hypocrites. MVP and Kenny King vs. Eric Young and Roode. MVP was DQ'd for using the crutch. He and King beat them with crutches.

In a No DQ, no Countout match, Madison Rayne pinned Brittany. They worked hard but crowd wasn't getting behind it and did dumb chants.

Bobby Lashley pinned Jeff Hardy after a spear. Lashley was put on the steps outside and Hardy came off the top but missed and crashed into the steps. Insane spot. Good match.

I believe this is the second episode.

Dixie Carter, Rhino, Spud and EC3 came out for a promo. Carter ripped on NYC fans. She mocked Tommy Dreamer's promo a few weeks ago and ripped on Bully Ray. She said she should be called the Hardcore Star for putting Ray through tables. Ray and Dreamer came out with a table. They brawled with EC3 and Rhino. They were left with Dixie and went to put her through but her minions saved her. Devon hit the scene and attacked EC3. He and Ray did the wazzup Headbutt on him. They gave him 3D through the table.

Xplosion: TNA Knockouts champ Gail Kim vs. Velvet Sky. Sky wins with sunset flip.

Low Ki returned and beat DJ Zema Ion with the Ki Krusher. NYC was happy to see him.

The Great Muta defeated Robbie E. James Storm came out and cut a promo on another old guy coming here at the expense of someone who broke his back to make this company. Storm attacked Muta. Sanada ran out and Storm backed off but Sanada attacked Muta with a chair and nailed him with a moonsault. This was Muta's NYC debut.

Jeff Hardy came out for a promo. He was limping. He said The people and Kurt Angle wanted him back and Willow listened, he said it wasn't the last of Willow and he will do everything he can to entertain the people. He said he was here to talk about the future and brought out Matt Hardy. Matt cut a promo saying he had to go away to get himself healthy physically, mentally and emotionally and did that but feels that he let Jeff and the fans down.He said he said his apologies and now it's time to let actions speak and it's time to become the TNA tag team champions. They challenged The a Wolves to a match at Destination X. The Wolves came down to the ring and accepted.

Kurt Angle brought out Austin Aries to see if he would relinquish the X-Division title for a title shot against Bobby Lashley. Before Aries could decide, out came Lashley and MVP. MVP cut a promo. Aries told him to get to the point. Aries cut a good promo on MVP and said he's got unfinished business with the TNA title. Aries handed the title over. Aries vs. Lashley at Destination X. MVP and Lashley told him he made the biggest mistake if his life.

Dixie Carter was in the balcony with King Mo. She cut a promo on Dreamer.

NYC Streetfight: EC3. & Spud & Rhino vs. Team 3d & Tommy Dreamer. Lots of plunder. Devon was attacked by guy in sweatshirt who was Snitsky. Atlas tackled him. Bubba went to tend to Devon. Dreamer killed Spud with pile driver and worked over EC3 but was attacked by Ezekiel Jackson from crowd. Dreamer was pinned. Dixie's forces beat down Dreamer and 3D.

 

I just can't get believe this company. Seriously.

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A few things that stood out to me:

 

He said along the way they made mistakes and tonight they are here in NYC to reboot TNA. He said it all begins tonight.

Angle introduced Taz who got a huge pop and an ECW chant. He promised we were gonna see some different stuff tonight. He then did his old catchphrases.

Tommy Dreamer and Bully Ray came out. EC3 and Rhino came out.

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EC3 and a Rhino came out.

 

I really hope that's not a typo and he really does bring out a rhinoceros.
 

 

 

 

 

Dreamer said this isn't a PG show and he wants to see less talking and more action.

All kidding aside, this is the direction I've been thinking they should go a "This ain't no kiddie wrestling company, our wrestlers swear and brawl and bleed."  It doesn't matter if, realistically, the WWE roster is as deep as it has ever been with more good matches than it has ever had, there's always going to be a certain portion of the wrestling audience who would rather see swearing, bleeding and plunder and TNA should do all that it can, in my estimation, to court those fans.  Run TNA as a sort of hybrid of ROH (Stiff wrestlers who have good matches) and ECW (Weapons and swearing and strippers...oh my!)

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Sanada turning on Muta for no reason is the thing that is really making me slap my knee.

Unless of course they explain it as Sanada being pissed that Muta made me him work for TNA - then I totally get it

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TNA is the worst. They've taken more WWE refugees than Argentina did war criminals after WW2. It isn't fun to watch anymore, it's so far past being so bad that its perversely entertaining that it's now just miserable and depressing. It used to be funny how awful Impact is but there's no humor in it anymore. It's by far and away the worst national wrestling company ever and Impact is clearly the worst nationally televised wrestling show. I'm glad TNA is giving people i like a paycheck (allegedly) but fuck I feel bad for them having to work and take bumps for this shithouse company.

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