Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 What if they take you out for a nice meal and a good time? Depends. Molluscs have bigger penises than they have body mass. I'm not risking that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 What does it mean if a girl starts texting randomly (think Seinfeld episode with the AIDS walk list) and it goes from little shit here and there to now it's all the time every day. Fuck you for not spelling it out for me. I've been out of the game too long. Run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 What does it mean if a girl starts texting randomly (think Seinfeld episode with the AIDS walk list) and it goes from little shit here and there to now it's all the time every day. Fuck you for not spelling it out for me. I've been out of the game too long. Run. But wear the ribbon though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingus Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I use honey mustard to dip fries in. And I use honey mustard for everything else. Yet, I despise regular mustard. I'm a mysterious man. Same here, except I only use it on occasion. I'll go between ketchup, honey, honey mustard, and mayonnaise; but I don't really like mixing any two of 'em on my fries. Agreed that the shoestring fries are lame, they're all greasy crust and practically no potato. But one weird variety I do like is sweet-potato fries, especially if they come dusted with brown sugar; sadly, those are kinda hard to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 What does it mean if a girl starts texting randomly (think Seinfeld episode with the AIDS walk list) and it goes from little shit here and there to now it's all the time every day. Fuck you for not spelling it out for me. I've been out of the game too long. Do you have an alarm system at your home? Do you carry pepper spray or a stun gun? Do you know some self-defense moves? Do you let at least two family members or friends know your whereabouts at all times? And if all else fails: Where do you want us to send the flowers and condolence cards? No joking--consider saving the texts and getting a restraining order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 What does it mean if a girl starts texting randomly (think Seinfeld episode with the AIDS walk list) and it goes from little shit here and there to now it's all the time every day. Fuck you for not spelling it out for me. I've been out of the game too long. What is she texting about? Just making small talk? if she's texting all the time, she's probably interested in spending time with you. If you want to spend time with her, go for a drink/coffee/walk in a fully lit area and get to know her better. Of course, if all this fails, save the texts and get a restraining order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 yeah it's mostly small talk but it's more and more frequent. All hours of the day. Usually about things she probably knows the answer to. I don't know what to make of it because it literally came out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Execproducer Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Wait, I'm confused. Is this the new FUCK YOU thread, an advice column, or Diners, Drive-ins & Dives? GODDAMMIT to all of the EDC craziness in Vegas this weekend. And GODDAMMIT to me for being a quarter century too old to partake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 McDonalds fries all the way. Five Guys sucks - overpriced and greasy. And Fry sauce is hardly an Idaho thing - we were doing that in Michigan 25 years ago."The Utah-based Arctic Circle restaurant chain claims to have invented fry sauce around 1948." -Wikipedia "Fry Sauce" article-Eat it Michigan. Hey, I didn't claim Michigan invented it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 yeah it's mostly small talk but it's more and more frequent. All hours of the day. Usually about things she probably knows the answer to. I don't know what to make of it because it literally came out of nowhere. Last time a girl did that to me, she ended up wanting money. So don't give her any money. But she may just like you. Women are weird, who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Women are weird. Men are weird. Generally, humans are just weird. Also, please send money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red is Dead Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Cant live with them...no resale value. anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Tried to fill up the car, and it acts like it's already full, making the gas pump cut off. I'm guessing it's a blocked air valve--which should be easy enough to fix/clean, but I don't have tools to get under the car and check. So to the repair shop I go next week for a quick inspection and hopefully, nothing too expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Probably the pump itself. They get oversensitive when they wear out. Try changing the angle or depth you're putting the nozzle into the fuel pipe, or just settle for half or three quarter speed fuelling. Also, if anyone's got a new car and they don't know how to open the gas tank, let me know. Some of those European ones are very counter-intuitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I thought it was a pump issue too, since the first place I went to doesn't have top-notch equipment. But I went to three gas stations and the same thing happened each time. I fiddled around with two of the three pumps, and would only get 50 cents of gas per squeeze, at best. It appears to be the car, ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Fuck the bros next door who bought a fucking trampoline and jump on it all fucking day and night. We essentially share a backyard, and with the windows open all summer I've now gotta listen to ceaseless springs screeching and bro talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Fuck the bros next door who bought a fucking trampoline and jump on it all fucking day and night. We essentially share a backyard, and with the windows open all summer I've now gotta listen to ceaseless springs screeching and bro talk. Go out in the middle of the night and sabotage the trampoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Or just shit on it after a Mexican food binge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Fuck the bros next door who bought a fucking trampoline and jump on it all fucking day and night. We essentially share a backyard, and with the windows open all summer I've now gotta listen to ceaseless springs screeching and bro talk. Go out in the middle of the night and sabotage the trampoline. I've already considered this. Like, just "weakening" it with some shallow slashes to the underside with a boxcutter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Fuck sabotaging it, just go wreck the damn thing if it's some cheap used one. Otherwise, steal the springs if its a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Is there a way you could partially file through the springs so that they will eventually collapse, but not right away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 The second you guys have any kind of wind storm, the thing is doomed anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I was informed recently a co-worker of mine was caught looking up child pornography on the bosses' computer, printing it off and showing people at work but the owner of my workplace didn't want the computers seized so he made the manager re-hire him, make the offending co-worker take a week vacation (paid!), destroy the photo, and made the manager go around to each person and say that "there was nothing of the sort printed out and to not EVER bring it up again or face firing for false accusations". This all happened about a month before I was hired. Makes me sick. Sorry for ruining the fun but there really isn't anyone else to tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 The second you guys have any kind of wind storm, the thing is doomed anyway.I dunno--it's pretty fucking big, and it would probably just end up in my yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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