piranesi Posted June 4, 2014 Author Posted June 4, 2014 You're responsible for your own emotions, Fowler. 2
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 It hurts me that people don't like Batista essentially because he likes to look good 2
piranesi Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 No way. Man, this thread is nothing but likes and love. Seriously, I think I enjoy potential-Batista 110x more after this run than I did before. I wasn't excited at all for his return and thought of him as just a big bland guy. But I am stoked for his next one. I mean, not right away. But when it happens people are going to mark out way more than this time. Especially if they fully embrace the diva side this time and dump the tough guy act. That mic flip on Monday and the beauty queen wave. That's the Batista that works. He can get tough if he has to, but he should lead with that stuff. HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF MANKIND ACCIDENTALLY WRECKED HIS LUNCHBOX COLLECTION!!!!! That's the stuff, man! I just don't know if he gets that. Sometimes it seems yes and other times not. 3
OSJ Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 You don't mess with a man's lunchbox collection, you just don't.
Greggulator Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 No way. Man, this thread is nothing but likes and love. Seriously, I think I enjoy potential-Batista 110x more after this run than I did before. I wasn't excited at all for his return and thought of him as just a big bland guy. But I am stoked for his next one. I mean, not right away. But when it happens people are going to mark out way more than this time. Especially if they fully embrace the diva side this time and dump the tough guy act. That mic flip on Monday and the beauty queen wave. That's the Batista that works. He can get tough if he has to, but he should lead with that stuff. HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF MANKIND ACCIDENTALLY WRECKED HIS LUNCHBOX COLLECTION!!!!! That's the stuff, man! I just don't know if he gets that. Sometimes it seems yes and other times not. Yeah, I have to say Big Dave's toolbag routine grew on me. I have no idea if he thinks he looks cool or it's a brilliant troll job but either way, he's such a doofus and it's pretty amazing.
Cristobal Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Now he'd just have to get his cardio up to somewhere where he can actually work a match by himself and then he'd be great.
piranesi Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 BatistAcademy V: Assignment Miami Beach Rent-Boy. I missed some of these shows, so was happy to go back and read the threads and see the, like, threeeeads, man. Some astounding choices here that should have shaken the foundations of wrestling Kelly Osbourne's accent. I was a little let down, however, by how over-it everyone was. Batista-related post counts dwindled. People found other things to like about wrestling than the Milan of it all. Everyone but a die-hard fashionista named David H. Christista. He gave his life two evenings a week for us. Music and Lyrics by Jason Wade FEELZ!!!!!!!!!! for FOWLERZZZZ!!!!!!Smackdown 3/7If shame had a face I think itwould kind of look like mineIf it had a home would it be my eyesWould you believe me if I said I'm tired of this Piranesi Posted 08 March 2014 - 12:17 AMBATISTA FASHION WATCH: This Week:ROB HALFORD CHILLIN' AT THE SMOOTHIE BAR....just checkin' things out. I tried to climb your stepsI tried to chase you downI tried to see how low I could get it down to the ground Daniel Bryan confronts the state of Batista LooseCannon Posted 08 March 2014 - 03:52 PMDaniel Bryan being allowed to make fun of Batista's belly buton tattoo just means that CM Punk is going to interfere against him at Wrestlemania and we'll get a feud over DB's lack of respect for tattoos. So when will this end it goes on and onOver and over and over againKeep spinning around I know that it won't stopTill I step down from this for goodRaw 3/24I never thought I'd end up hereNever thought I'd be standing where I am Piranesi Posted 24 March 2014 - 11:31 PMBatista Fashion WatchThis week:Matt Pinfield trying to get backstage at a Pantera concert. I guess I kinda thought it would be easier than thisI guess I was wrong now one more time hammerva Posted 24 March 2014 - 11:36 PMI do hope on Main Event or Superstars that we get a 10 bell salute in honor of Batista's skinny jeans that took a beating at the hands of Batista trying to do a gore on Orton. Or picking up the titlesPlaya Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted 25 March 2014 - 09:43 AMIf Batista can work ripping his pants every week into a gimmick it could mean big $$$. Imagine the merch sales. I tried to climb your stepsI tried to chase you downI tried to see how ow I could get down to the ground sniff...an then they said bootista...sniffsniff...an then they tore my pants...sniff an I told them to stop on twitter but they just got louder...sniff.odessasteps Posted 25 March 2014 - 09:54 AMSomeone get Dave the old Brutus/JT Southern ripped trunks to wear now.Bald Bombshell Posted 25 March 2014 - 11:25 AMHogan's definitely lost inches since the multiple back surgeries, and Arnold always lied about his height. Speaking of shortness, the supposed 6'6" Batista looked TINY next to Orton. I tried to earn my wayI tried to tame this mindYou better believe that I tried yo beat this Smackdown 3/28 OSJ Posted 29 March 2014 - 11:59 AMWhy does Batista insist on dressing like a male prostitute from the Tenderloin? Sick cycle carouselSick cycle carouselSick cycle carousel... RAW 3/31: WM Go-Home show...as in "GO HOME!!!!" THIS SOMEHOW WENT UNREMARKED UPON!!!!! Which means BONUS FASHION WATCH: Mars Whitemon Dave's favorite part of the training. Just being there, quietly talking, Gi tops open. You know, just dreamin' 3
Brian Fowler Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 STOP USING MUSIC THAT I LOVE! Music and Lyrics by Jason Wade Thank you for taking my helpful advice.
piranesi Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 DAMN IT! That song shows up enough in Fuffy-shipper videos I thought for sure I had you again. Now I realize that one of the problems with this thread is that I'm revealing all the shitty Emo music that I shittily have on my ipod.
Brian Fowler Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Dude... It's Lifehouse. And not even the one shitty Lifehouse song that gets stuck in my head sometimes. Just a random shitty Lifehouse song.
Ryan Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Well, the other one you used is a major segment in an episode of the show, although it less to do with shipper crap than an actual plot point. I don't recall hearing the piece of shit Lifehouse song during any episodes. You're only fueling Fowler's intense rage.
piranesi Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 His rage over the lack of Spangel in ANGEL season 5? If Batista did a Beats ad, that would be the song. THESE ARE ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE!!!!
Brian Fowler Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Fuffy? Spangel? What fucking language are you speaking? (Also, it's not just Michelle Branch. You used Belle & Sebastian and Elton John as well. It was reaching critical mass of associating musicians I adore with Big Dave, and that cannot stand. But Lifehouse saves it.)
piranesi Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 Don't you even pretend you don't speak shipper, dude! If you're serious, though, then be careful. A google image search for Fuffy might just be too much for you to handle. Lifehouse and Dave Batista will save your heart if you let them in there, Brian.
Brian Fowler Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 What does sending packages have to do with anything? If it takes Lifehouse to save me, I'll just die, thank you very much. 1
Ramsey Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 I'd almost volunteer one of my band's songs but prog rock might not be heartfelt enough for a tribute to Big Dave and his devotion to all things fashion.
Cole Miner Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Carly Simon "Nobody Does it Better" is the obvious choice.
OSJ Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Carly Simon, bah. A gourmet (judge on Iron Chef America), art fancier (lunchbox collection), and fashion plate; Big Dave deserves nothing less than "Sharp Dressed Man".
Ryan Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 I wish Cesaro could loan him some of his old early career ring jackets. They were gloriously awful and cheap.
piranesi Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 He has a ponytail with feathers in it, right? Like Steven Segal.
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