mco543 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I assume the cross was secretly a coke spoon. It's hollowed out, It contains Hulk's emergency supply. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Maybe his hair is a wig made of secretly reformulated, pressed,and dyed coke like in Traffic and you could just take that off and melt it down to use. Ultimate backup plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Guys he's got coke sprinkled all over his chest can't you see it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN BROTHER THE HULKSTER DOESN'T NEED REFORMULATED COCAINE BROTHER HE JUST WEARS IT OUT LOUD ON HIS 22 INCH PYTHONS TO INHALE WHEN HE NEEDS A BUMP BROTHER 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Felt inspire to google search for some Mae Young pics: Love this pic. Capes and lucha masks make everything much cooler by default. Plus, how gorgeous does she look? Spoiled for size Apparently, Mae is the one in the darker attire getting punched in the f'n mush Also, Gloria Barattini was criminally gorgeous. I am not a wonk for move names, but this looks like it hurts like hell. This is Gloria vs Nelly Stewart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelemania Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Y'all should be ashamed for besmirching the good name of the immortal Hulk Hogan. Don't you know he's a Highlander? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Maybe his hair is a wig made of secretly reformulated, pressed,and dyed coke like in Traffic and you could just take that off and melt it down to use. Ultimate backup plan. You can store a lot of coke in that moustache as well. Hogan's so high in that picture, I think he's actually flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kennedy Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I still think Quiet Storm ate a clone of himself from 2004. So swoll. shave his head paint him orange and you've got the new Taz right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DouglasC Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 If there were more photos from that Hogan photoshoot, I could have posted that in the animated gif thread. I'm fairly cartain his eyes would have been spinning like The Hypnotoad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I put "roddy piper cocaine" into Google image search and came up with this, which unfortunately won't post here. http://djphillipfromgalt.hot1035radio.com/images/2013/10/notodrugs-WWF-Hot-Rod-Rowdy-Roddy-Piper.bmp HA! Sometimes you get lucky like Piper and other times you end up like Gino. Then I scrolled down further and found a link to this: http://www.seancarless.com/rejecteditems.html Dude is currently MIA (AKA DOA) for not paying his air bill. The APA one is pretty funny and the Stone Cold wifebeater is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Cocaine is a HELLVA drug. . . . Maybe his hair is a wig made of secretly reformulated, pressed,and dyed coke like in Traffic and you could just take that off and melt it down to use. Ultimate backup plan. Oh, c'mon, if that was a wig, Hogan would have better hair. No one decides to make a wig and then says to themselves, "hmmm. I think I;d look good in a balding mullet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 This was the '80s. That was practically a fashion statement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Who cares about hair, brother? There's coke to be snorted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I always assumed Beefcake was hollow inside and filled with coke in case Hogan had an emergency. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Cocaine is a HELLVA drug. . . . Maybe his hair is a wig made of secretly reformulated, pressed,and dyed coke like in Traffic and you could just take that off and melt it down to use. Ultimate backup plan. Oh, c'mon, if that was a wig, Hogan would have better hair. No one decides to make a wig and then says to themselves, "hmmm. I think I;d look good in a balding mullet." Mr. Barber, I'd like the Larry Fine look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I'm guessing Hulk sprinkled some acid his headband Jimi Hendrix style, to be absorbed when he sweats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I always assumed Beefcake was hollow inside and filled with coke in case Hogan had an emergency. The Barber shears were for chopping the lines BRUTHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I always assumed Beefcake was hollow inside and filled with coke in case Hogan had an emergency. You're at least half-right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I always assumed Beefcake was hollow inside and filled with coke in case Hogan had an emergency.You're at least half-right. I just don't know which half. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I always assumed Beefcake was hollow inside and filled with coke in case Hogan had an emergency.You're at least half-right.I just don't know which half. I'm assuming all hollow and half filled because Hogan could never keep a full emergency supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 You guys his emegency supply is inside Brooke. Those suntan lotion pics were totally innocent. Hulkster was just jonesin' for a fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Man, two fucking pages of running a joke into the ground sadly probably isn't even a record here 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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