Matt D Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Great. This whole discussion hinges on Fat Spanish Waiter reading a "rumblings" post from a message board nearly 10 years ago. Like he knew how to read ten years ago. FSW: "What the hell does Yokozuna have to do with the Hart Foundation and why do people keep saying that?!" I know your education system is one of the worst in the world but how late do you guys learn? Every Englishman is able to read at the age of three. Wait, you're over the age of thirteen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Great. This whole discussion hinges on Fat Spanish Waiter reading a "rumblings" post from a message board nearly 10 years ago.Like he knew how to read ten years ago.FSW: "What the hell does Yokozuna have to do with the Hart Foundation and why do people keep saying that?!" I know your education system is one of the worst in the world but how late do you guys learn? Every Englishman is able to read at the age of three. Wait, you're over the age of thirteen? Says the guy that doesn't like Steve Blackman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 If Joe had gone to WWE, he likely would've joined Punk in OVW until the new ECW started up and Heyman lobbied for them both to join the main roster. We likely would've gotten Punk vs. Joe as a fun mini-feud in the fall of 2006 or something. I see Joe just fumbling around the midcard in ECW, possibly getting traded to RAW eventually and getting lost in the shuffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 FSW's favorite tag team is Head Cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I believe Court Bauer (who was a writer during those years) recently shot down the "Joe was supposed to be Umaga" rumor. Joe isn't nearly monstrous enough. That said, it makes me sad to think that if Joe had gotten hired by WWE, maybe he'd still give a shit. (Though not necessarily; see Del Rio, Alberto.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Great. This whole discussion hinges on Fat Spanish Waiter reading a "rumblings" post from a message board nearly 10 years ago.Like he knew how to read ten years ago.FSW: "What the hell does Yokozuna have to do with the Hart Foundation and why do people keep saying that?!" I know your education system is one of the worst in the world but how late do you guys learn? Every Englishman is able to read at the age of three. Wait, you're over the age of thirteen? Says the guy that doesn't like Steve Blackman. 1.) I like Steve Blackman fine and hope we get a Blackman's Bounties show on the Network 2.) That's the exact sort of unrelated "Well, well, you blah blah blah.." one would expect from a thirteen year old. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I think Joe was supposed to be Umanga. Common mistake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Has there been a "Holy shit!" title change since Joe/Aries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Answered my own question. Punk MITB cash in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Morishima over Homicide was kind of shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Great. This whole discussion hinges on Fat Spanish Waiter reading a "rumblings" post from a message board nearly 10 years ago.Like he knew how to read ten years ago.FSW: "What the hell does Yokozuna have to do with the Hart Foundation and why do people keep saying that?!" I know your education system is one of the worst in the world but how late do you guys learn? Every Englishman is able to read at the age of three.Wait, you're over the age of thirteen?Says the guy that doesn't like Steve Blackman. 1.) I like Steve Blackman fine and hope we get a Blackman's Bounties show on the Network2.) That's the exact sort of unrelated "Well, well, you blah blah blah.." one would expect from a thirteen year old. Just saying. Blackman doesn't fit the Matt D werkrate mould. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Under the category of ridiculous things I actually believe, the Briscoes have never been given a proper shot because they have "it" and would get over huge and immediately become a liabilityHuh, and I just always chalked it up the amount of drugs I assume they use. And the fact that one day Jay Briscoe learned what Twitter was. That was their big mistake. Yeah if they were in say the WWE when Jay did his whole "I'll shoot anyone who tries to teach my kids about gay people" thing on Twitter, the flack the WWE would have gotten would never go away. TV shows like Nancy Grace would just go back to that token screen grab and say how "The biggest wrestling company in the world supports homophobia". It really is a blessing for Ring of Honor that they arent on anywhere that people actually can watch the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Daniel Bryan over John Cena? Not really shocking but Cena did a clean job to Bryan Danielson for the WWE Championship at SummerSlam. EDIT - Since I suck at quoting, this references shocking title changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eikerir Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I think the shock was that it was 100% clean, even Punk won with a slight distraction. Also, the running knee was new so that added to the surprise when the referee counted to three. What about Eddie Edwards winning the ROH Title? That was pretty out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I think Joe as Umaga would have been as successful as the Tensai gimmick. He just doesn't have the look for it with his pompadour, and without making too many waves, he looks more like a Latino dude then he does Samoan.Also Joe doesn't look tough fat. He looks fat fat. Did Eddie Fatu really look "tough fat" compared to "fat fat" Joe? I mean, I wouldn't have told the dude he didn't to his face, but when I think "tough fat" I think of guys like Vader or Gordy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I think Joe as Umaga would have been as successful as the Tensai gimmick. He just doesn't have the look for it with his pompadour, and without making too many waves, he looks more like a Latino dude then he does Samoan.Also Joe doesn't look tough fat. He looks fat fat.Did Eddie Fatu really look "tough fat" compared to "fat fat" Joe? I mean, I wouldn't have told the dude he didn't to his face, but when I think "tough fat" I think of guys like Vader or Gordy. I think Meng. You gonna post an opposing opinion on a public forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng wasn't fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I think Joe as Umaga would have been as successful as the Tensai gimmick. He just doesn't have the look for it with his pompadour, and without making too many waves, he looks more like a Latino dude then he does Samoan.Also Joe doesn't look tough fat. He looks fat fat.Did Eddie Fatu really look "tough fat" compared to "fat fat" Joe? I mean, I wouldn't have told the dude he didn't to his face, but when I think "tough fat" I think of guys like Vader or Gordy. I think Meng. You gonna post an opposing opinion on a public forum? Meng wasn't fat, so yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 What? Of course he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I think Joe as Umaga would have been as successful as the Tensai gimmick. He just doesn't have the look for it with his pompadour, and without making too many waves, he looks more like a Latino dude then he does Samoan.Also Joe doesn't look tough fat. He looks fat fat.Did Eddie Fatu really look "tough fat" compared to "fat fat" Joe? I mean, I wouldn't have told the dude he didn't to his face, but when I think "tough fat" I think of guys like Vader or Gordy.I think Meng. You gonna post an opposing opinion on a public forum? No, but I'm not suicidal enough to call Meng fat. R.I.P. Fat Spanish Waiter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Does that look fat to you? Fair well FSW. You won't wake up tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I think Joe as Umaga would have been as successful as the Tensai gimmick. He just doesn't have the look for it with his pompadour, and without making too many waves, he looks more like a Latino dude then he does Samoan.Also Joe doesn't look tough fat. He looks fat fat.Did Eddie Fatu really look "tough fat" compared to "fat fat" Joe? I mean, I wouldn't have told the dude he didn't to his face, but when I think "tough fat" I think of guys like Vader or Gordy.I think Meng. You gonna post an opposing opinion on a public forum?No, but I'm not suicidal enough to call Meng fat. R.I.P. Fat Spanish Waiter Holy shit. Matt D has been clumsily trying to bait me into a flame war so that he can get me banned and you've got me killed. Congrats, New Matt D. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Bo Dallas seems fatter. Also RIP FSW. You were the best at what you did until you got distracted and typed something foolish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Seriously, FSW needs to abandon his account tonight. Perfect way. For this character to be wrote out. Assuming Meng doesn't kill him to night. Which he most likely will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I'd prefer Meng taking over the FSW gimmick for a few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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