Spritenaut 32 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Why is Rey refusing to work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 www.lolwrestling.com/how-long-has-jtg-been-employed/ 7 years, 30 days, 00 hours, 25 minutes, and 12 seconds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 #JTGHOF2039 is trending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I've got a picture with JTG from 2007...damn he's been around a while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 To be fair, JTG got a pretty good deal. 7 years of continued employment at a high salary without too many bumps and bruises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 To be fair, JTG got a pretty good deal. 7 years of continued employment at a high salary without too many bumps and bruises. Are you kidding me? He's my fucking hero!!! Plus, he obviously inspired the Shield gimmick: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORELOCK Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I don't know if anyone else suggested this, but they could go by the European Union. Of course since it's WWE, they'd eventually abbreviate it to the EU, but it'd still be awesome. Not only has it been suggested, but it's an idea that has been around since Regal was in WCW in the late 90's. Possibly the most fantasy booked suggestion in IWC history outside of a Cena turn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I don't know if anyone else suggested this, but they could go by the European Union. Of course since it's WWE, they'd eventually abbreviate it to the EU, but it'd still be awesome. Not only has it been suggested, but it's an idea that has been around since Regal was in WCW in the late 90's. Possibly the most fantasy booked suggestion in IWC history outside of a Cena turn. Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I don't know if anyone else suggested this, but they could go by the European Union. Of course since it's WWE, they'd eventually abbreviate it to the EU, but it'd still be awesome. Not only has it been suggested, but it's an idea that has been around since Regal was in WCW in the late 90's. Possibly the most fantasy booked suggestion in IWC history outside of a Cena turn. Does Magnus, Douglas Williams, and Rob Terry as the British Invasion count as TNA doing it first? Would it make sense for Drew McIntyre to join Magnus and Bram (formerly Kenneth Cameron of the Ascension before being released after legal problems, for those who don't watch TNA)? Would TNA doing it make you hate WWE appearing to copy them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Why are people talking up JTG's length of employment so much? The man ain't got shit on Funaki who made it to twelve years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Funaki got TV time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Funaki managed to get on air sporadically during that tenure though, when was the last time JTG was on, when AJ started up the crazy person storyline? Plus, some of the guys needed Funaki to order and receive their packages from Signature Pharmacy. Especially his neighbor HBK, who used him as a liaison to order his hair cream from Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 And Christian needed his ass cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Well, yeah. That goes without saying. But it wasn't for him though. It was for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Funaki was Smackdown's number one announcer, why would they ever want to let him go? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORELOCK Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I don't know why I find it so hilarious that they named that guy "Bram." Very TNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/477155987594285056 Ouch. If Mysterio is for the kids so is Kofi. Who is still owed that title shot he deserved from January when he pinned the WWEWHC champ clean on Raw. Although, no CM Punk, no road wife for Kofi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Nooooo JTG WHY 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I don't know if anyone else suggested this, but they could go by the European Union. Of course since it's WWE, they'd eventually abbreviate it to the EU, but it'd still be awesome. Not only has it been suggested, but it's an idea that has been around since Regal was in WCW in the late 90's. Possibly the most fantasy booked suggestion in IWC history outside of a Cena turn. Didn't they even make it into a wwe 2k13 storyline as the United Kingdom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 The only surprises to me were Drew and Jinder. Neither of them weren't expendable, but they at least got regular TV time and had clearly defined roles in the company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Austin Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Especially his neighbor HBK, who used him as a liaison to order his hair cream from Japan. That wasn't Funaki, it was the Chinese food delivery guy who helped with that, said he'd look like Stalin 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 The Wrestling Hipster: 5 Moments That Justify Your Hatred Of John Cena http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/06/the-wrestling-hipster-5-moments-that-justify-your-hatred-of-john-cena/ YEAH! Take that! Yes, it's in jest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Yoshi goes back to New Japan. Bourne as Sydal goes back on the Indies. I could see McIntyre and Clay fairing well in Japan. JTG Mahal and Hawkins are gonna be undying it up. Aksana will get by on looks. TNA and ROH will pick up the ref. And I'd assume Teddy is just gonna chill at home and hang with Ron Simmons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I'm gonna miss him and with a tear in my eye I am running MacMilitant on repeat right now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 The Wrestling Hipster: 5 Moments That Justify Your Hatred Of John Cena http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/06/the-wrestling-hipster-5-moments-that-justify-your-hatred-of-john-cena/ YEAH! Take that! Yes, it's in jest. Brandon Stroud can suck a big black rubber dick. He once bragged about skipping the Triple H/Undertaker Hell in a Cell match at a Wrestlemania he attended live. He's like the fucking people who comment at the Scott Keith blog with an even bigger sense of self-importance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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