Ace Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 According to a verified WWE employee on reddit, JTG has, in fact, been released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 Long may you ride Playa 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I don't get the Drew love either. He was incredibly uncharismatic and decided to get "good" AFTER his big push instead of doing anything with the big push. Yeah, how dare he get better after working more matches? Why couldn't he, as a 24 year old with no experience of big time wrestling, have great matches right out of the gate and be super charismatic? Being tall and have magnificent hair is not the same as being charismatic. YOUSHUTR YOUR STUIPID UGLYMOUTH!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Bryan Alvarez @bryanalvarez 1m Does kind of suck that my birthday is now associated with 10 people getting axed WHAT ABOUT ME! WHAT ABOUT ALVAREZ! Unlike the usual where it is associated with 10 people wanting to punch him in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 This at least means Teddy gets to work on his new production of Glengarry Glenn Ross: "Teddy, we need the leads!" "That's IT! YOU AL PACINO, and you old Jewish guy! You're going to TEAM UP and face off with that ODD Couple dude that Kevin Spacey loves and Kevin Spacey in a TAG TEAM ELIMINATION SALES COMPETITION!!!! THE WINNERS WILL BE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS TO THE TAG TEAM TITLE!!! The losers will get a set of steak knives AND A TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Bryan Alvarez @bryanalvarez 1m Does kind of suck that my birthday is now associated with 10 people getting axed WHAT ABOUT ME! WHAT ABOUT ALVAREZ! Unlike the usual where it is associated with 10 people wanting to punch him in the face But enough about Alvarez's family and friends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 This at least means Teddy gets to work on his new production of Glengarry Glenn Ross: "Teddy, we need the leads!" "That's IT! YOU AL PACINO, and you old Jewish guy! You're going to TEAM UP and face off with that ODD Couple dude that Kevin Spacey loves and Kevin Spacey in a TAG TEAM ELIMINATION SALES COMPETITION!!!! THE WINNERS WILL BE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS TO THE TAG TEAM TITLE!!! The losers will get a set of steak knives AND A TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!!" I feel like there's some sort of Bring it On or Pitch Perfect type joke in here. Go work on that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Long may you ride Playa Never noticed this before, but the shine on Teddy's head makes it look like he has the same deformed/messed up head that Darth has when he takes his helmet off in Jedi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Legitimately, has anyone had a career as long as Teddy Long without ever really being all that good or important? Is he the Jesse Orosco of professional wrestling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 He managed Doom and was the original Black Ref. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Teddy did a lot of PR & charity work for both WCW and WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Without him, Kane would have been SO BORED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 According to a verified WWE employee on reddit, JTG has, in fact, been released. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 He managed Doom and was the original Black Ref. And Orosco was an important bullpen cog on the '86 Mets and then had a lasting career as a middle reliever where, every time he pitched, people said "He's still pitching?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 This at least means Teddy gets to work on his new production of Glengarry Glenn Ross: "Teddy, we need the leads!" "That's IT! YOU AL PACINO, and you old Jewish guy! You're going to TEAM UP and face off with that ODD Couple dude that Kevin Spacey loves and Kevin Spacey in a TAG TEAM ELIMINATION SALES COMPETITION!!!! THE WINNERS WILL BE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS TO THE TAG TEAM TITLE!!! The losers will get a set of steak knives AND A TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!!" I feel like there's some sort of Bring it On or Pitch Perfect type joke in here. Go work on that. 20 MAN OVER THE TOP NOTE ELIMINATION BATTLE ROYAL SING OFF! WINNER BECOMES NUMBER 1 CONTENDER!!! THE 19 LOSERS WILL PARTICIPATE IN A 19 MAN ELIMINATION CHEER OFF!!! THE WINNER OF THAT WILL JOIN THE WINNER OF THAT FIRST THING IN A TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THAT STARTS RIGHT NOW!!!! THE REMAINING 18 PARTICIPANTS WILL COMPETE IN A SIX ON SIX ON SIX ELIMINATION TAG TEAM TRIPLE THREAT MATCH WITH THE WINNING TEAM GOING ON TO A 3 MAN OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL TO SEE WHO WILL BE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I.... I kinda wanna see that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I don't get the Drew love either. He was incredibly uncharismatic and decided to get "good" AFTER his big push instead of doing anything with the big push. Yeah, how dare he get better after working more matches? Why couldn't he, as a 24 year old with no experience of big time wrestling, have great matches right out of the gate and be super charismatic? Being tall and have magnificent hair is not the same as being charismatic. YOUSHUTR YOUR STUIPID UGLYMOUTH!!!!! THAT'S SOME COMPELLING SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I.... I kinda wanna see that. It doesn't make a lick of sense to me, which makes me pretty sure I outsourced it to the right guy. If I had sent it Gregg's way, it would have made sense to me, but I'd probably still be reading it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo-Yo's Roomie Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 No-one's arguing that John Morrison doesn't suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRR Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Bryan Alvarez @bryanalvarez 1m Does kind of suck that my birthday is now associated with 10 people getting axed WHAT ABOUT ME! WHAT ABOUT ALVAREZ! "How 10 wrestlers getting axed killed Bryan Alvarez's bday" Foreword by Vince Russo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Who the fuck hired Alvarez? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 No-one's arguing that John Morrison doesn't suck. You know how we get endless Sheamus vs ADR matches? Just imagine Morrison in that equation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Bryan Alvarez @bryanalvarez 1m Does kind of suck that my birthday is now associated with 10 people getting axed WHAT ABOUT ME! WHAT ABOUT ALVAREZ! "How 10 wrestlers getting axed killed Bryan Alvarez's bday" Foreword by Vince Russo. Don't let Curt Hawkins hear Bryan say that. People got fired today, idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 Yeah Triple H congratulated Floyd Merriweather on being the highest paid athlete in the world today. I didn't see Hawkins chiming in on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Yeah Triple H congratulated Floyd Merriweather on being the highest paid athlete in the world today. I didn't see Hawkins chiming in on that To be fair, Mark Henry probably can't get Curt Hawkins rehired.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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