piranesi Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Does Meng allow a proxy in a trial by combat? Because those usually work out awesomely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng sucked - there, I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng sucked - there, I said it. Fuck Thyself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng sucked - there, I said it. Phew 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I'm just puzzled by Fat Spanish Waiter not being Spanish. I haven't been this confused since I realized his name wasn't Walter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng sucked - there, I said it. That will fit nicely on a grave stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng sucked - there, I said it. HE FUCKED YOUR MOM GOOD THOUGH. TONGAN SNATCH GRIPS FOR EVERYONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng sucked - there, I said it. I don't think you'll get a medal from Obama for jumping on a Tongan grenade to save FSW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I'd prefer Meng taking over the FSW gimmick for a few weeks. I just imagine him posting repeatedly in all caps "HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON DERE?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Its been posted so many times. I read it every time. I love you Meng. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo-Yo's Roomie Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng would fuck you all up for imagining that he wastes time on a wrestling message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Customer: Now, Meng, I want make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one. Meng: I'm just finishing up the second coat now. Customer: Now, Meng, don't con me. Meng: *breaks off door handle* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng would fuck you all up for imagining that he wastes time on a wrestling message board. I can imagine Meng on a message board. I just can't imagine him spending time to sign in to his account. I assume he just puts the Tongan Death Grip on the keyboard until it taps out and accesses his account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Customer: Now, Meng, I want make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one. Meng: I'm just finishing up the second coat now. Customer: Now, Meng, don't con me. Meng: *breaks off door handle* Now picture Meng as William H Macy in Fargo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I think Joe as Umaga would have been as successful as the Tensai gimmick. He just doesn't have the look for it with his pompadour, and without making too many waves, he looks more like a Latino dude then he does Samoan.Also Joe doesn't look tough fat. He looks fat fat. Did Eddie Fatu really look "tough fat" compared to "fat fat" Joe? I mean, I wouldn't have told the dude he didn't to his face, but when I think "tough fat" I think of guys like Vader or Gordy. Yes. Even as part of 3MW, he had that sort of mystique to him. And he was slim then. And if WWE wanted to Joe to cut weight, he would've. He did for UPW and he was fatter before then than he ever was in TNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Customer: Now, Meng, I want make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one. Meng: I'm just finishing up the second coat now. Customer: Now, Meng, don't con me. Meng: *breaks off door handle* Now picture Meng as William H Macy in Fargo. Meng: Well, we've never done this before. But seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat. Irate Customer: One hundred... You lied to me, Mr. Fifita. You're a bald-faced liar. A... fucking liar. Meng: *crushes phone reciever in irritation* Irate Customer: [to his wife, scared] Where's my goddamn checkbook? Let's get this over with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Back on the topic of surprise title changes, the Last Man Standing with Del Rio turning face and winning the belt against Big Show was a shocker. One hell of a match, too. Of course they ruined that horribly and now ADR only decides to pull a good one out of his ass every month or two when he isn't stuck doing paint-by-numbers with somebody he's faced 1000 times in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Turning on Challenge/Superstars in October of 1992 and finding out Bret Hart had won the title was pretty huge. Also, in a personal one, seeing the Steiners win the Tag Titles from Money Inc. at a house show in June of 1993. I had heard about the double switch at the start of the week and just didn't think of the possibility of another change. Obviously it's not as shocking in retrospect: Steiners won them at the start of a taping so they could tape stuff with them with the belts, Money Inc. won them back a few days later, then the Steiners regained them at the house show I was at. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimoDANK Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Gotta agree. Finding out Bret Hart beat Ric Flair for the belt at a house show had my 12 year old jaw on the floor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meng sucked - there, I said it. Phew Jesus, first you call him fat, now you imply that he can't kill tristof AND you? Deathwish... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Meltz is reporting that Bryan won't make it to MITB and they're officially stripping him tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 From Dave It has been confirmed that WWE officials were made aware on either Thursday or Friday that Daniel Bryan will not be able to wrestle on the Money in the Bank show and that on the show tonight it is expected they will strip him of the title and announce that a Money in the Bank ladder match will determine the new champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 It wasn't a house show. EDIT: This was in regards to the "Bret beating Flair for the title at a house show" post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 It wasn't a house show. EDIT: This was in regards to the "Bret beating Flair for the title at a house show" post So, technically it was a non-televised match that was not at a house show. How many title changes fit that description? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I fear Cena-Orton part 47465 if either of them wins the title but this could be spun to create a new star. Could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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