Raw 5-12-14

[ebbie]

Lana's accent is terribly outdated. But it was something to see Big E run in to get his ass kicked. That doesn't happen every day to the good guy.

[bink_winkleman]

Lana's villainous accent is the best thing about the entire gimmick. 

[ebbie]

What a terrible gimmick, then.

[Patrick B.]

I liked the interview spot on NXT when Kassius Ohno told her that she and Rusev should be going after moose and squirrel.

[Matt D]

What a terrible gimmick, then.

You are one grumpy dude.

[MGFanJay]

Lana's villainous accent is the best thing about the entire gimmick. 

No. Lana's ass is the best thing about this gimmick.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

Lana's villainous accent is the best thing about the entire gimmick.

I'd say Lana's tits, ass, and legs are the best part of the gimmick.

[RIPPA]

 

What a terrible gimmick, then.

You are one grumpy dude.

 

And especially towards the women...

Hmm.....

[Matt D]

And the best part of the gimmick is the smile and the fact it's not quite as anti-american as it is pro-russian. The best promo was about how Mother Russia would keep all of our information safe. I think the idea that Russia knows what's best for us is more primal than the idea that Russia is simply better than us. There's something very cold war about that, the idea that the Party knows best and just wants to help us or what not. 

[Bear Wyatt]

 

 

What a terrible gimmick, then.

You are one grumpy dude.

 

And especially towards the women...

Hmm.....

 

Wait... I thought Ebbie was a woman.  Hence all the fawning over Wade Barrett.  

[Matt D]

Might just mean that Ebbie's a brit. Due to an understandable sense of loss of empire and frustration with their current global standing, they can overly fawn over their country-people. 

 

[Gorman]

 

 

 

I only caught Ryback/Sheamus, the six man and the main event and they all kicked ass. 

The Shield reminds me of how I felt when DX turned face against the Nation. I feel no reason to cheer for the Shield and I want Evolution to kick the shit out of them. 

I love The Shield and all, but I'm ready to mark the hell out when Sheamus runs out and gives every single one of them a Brogue kick.

 

 

What in the living hell is wrong with both of you?

 

It appears that Evolution is just a mystery to you.

 

 

I thought Evolution was "Your Listerine."

[RIPPA]

I was more thinking just subdued Hoardak

[J.T.]

Man, I swear there is something about a woman wearing a Stetson...

 

Oh, yeah.  Matches and shit..  Daniel Bryan..

[J.T.]

For Zeb, New York Jew probably counts as a foreigner.

 

The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.

[odessasteps]

Did someone say stetson?

[J.T.]

That is a fedora!

 

KNOW YOUR HATS~!

[odessasteps]

I blame the migraine i have over my left eye.

[Bustronaut]

Not all hats are fedoras!

[S.K.o.S.]

Not all hats are fedoras!

 

One does run into the occasional yarmulke or fez.

[piranesi]

Why is he entering through the lobby of a Hampton Inn?

[sydneybrown]

Lana's villainous accent is the best thing about the entire gimmick. 

 

Geez, between this and the people not getting why Alicia Fox was amazing last night, some of you need to start putting some T-Plus in your cart.

[Dewar]

Not all hats are fedoras, but nowhere on the planet does that count as a Stetson.

[Dewar]

 

Lana's villainous accent is the best thing about the entire gimmick. 

 

Geez, between this and the people not getting why Alicia Fox was amazing last night, some of you need to start putting some T-Plus in your cart.

 

 

OHHHH HELLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[bink_winkleman]

By gimmick, I'm talking about the entire Rusev gimmick, and the simple fact of the matter is that that booty probably just doesn't bring ya flagpole to full salute as quickly when she turns back into a Florida girl.