GuerrillaMonsoon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm curious what a going rate would be for a lady of the night to no sell my big finish, hit a couple of big right hands, big boot, leg drop, and then pose around my apartment to Real American for 20 minutes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Goddammit there's a joke right there but I don't want to test Rippa. I'm like seven facials jokes on the wrong side of his last nerve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Goddammit there's a joke right there but I don't want to test Rippa. I'm like seven facials jokes on the wrong side of his last nerve. It's not like he's some cliched WWE authority figure that'll put you up against.....20 guys at once or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Yeah, he's just looking for the one. Preferably an older gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Pretty sure Marty wouldn't even need to take off his sunglasses to take most of you guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 But all of us? There would be some massive heel miscommunication. He'd be up in the Piranisizer and end up pushing the poor bastard into the "Fowler Stench." Or maybe the "Farwell, My Lovely." Then someone would take an errant Monster Rippa to the face. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Also there's a lot of stuff going on in that picture that contradicts Zeidler's basic premise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 There is a lot in every post I make that contradicts Mike's most basic premises. It is part of what makes me a valued member of the community. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I hate you all too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 something something Zeidler Screwdriver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piston Honda Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Fairly certain I could beat up all of Chikara apart from Eddie Kingston and Crossbones. Best answer. I'm pretty sure most people could go Streets of Rage style through most of the rosters of Chikara and PWG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 DVDVR posters, You've made me happy and proud. This thread is a magical place, started by me, but built by you. When I eventually win "cuddliest poster 2014" (and yes, I'm aiming high but I'm going for it) I will carry that title proudly as I represent you in places on the internet that don't discuss Pac's torn anus and "Yoshi the Barbarian." With all of this said, at 6'1" 222lbs and some training, I would probably choke the Miz out, see him driven before me and hear the lamentations of his woman. EDIT: I should mention that my avatar is actually a picture of me on a bad day. This means I also have viking beard powers to add to Miz-busting bad assery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy-O Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I feel pretty good about running in circles around Batista until he gets winded. Also feel secure enough that after sitting through Wrestlemania 27 I feel I could take Michael Cole. Keep in mind, I am a practitioner of the George Constanza rule of fighting. Poke to the eyes, scratch, bite, do what I gotta do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I feel pretty good about running in circles around Batista until he gets winded. So, like twice, maybe three times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisco Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 2 1/2 before Batista makes him swim with the fishes. EDIT: and thinking on my post from yesterday, me fighting Brock Lesnar might be the worlds greatest assisted suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Stalker Ichikawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimoDANK Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Fairly certain I could beat up all of Chikara apart from Eddie Kingston and Crossbones.Best answer. I'm pretty sure most people could go Streets of Rage style through most of the rosters of Chikara and PWG Yeah he stole the Chikara answer from me. PWG is a different story though. Guys like Cage, Elgin, and Mack are match up problems. What a silly topic though. A more realistic thread would be which posters could say run a mile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "Run a mile." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Fairly certain I could beat up all of Chikara apart from Eddie Kingston and Crossbones.Best answer. I'm pretty sure most people could go Streets of Rage style through most of the rosters of Chikara and PWG Yeah he stole the Chikara answer from me. PWG is a different story though. Guys like Cage, Elgin, and Mack are match up problems. What a silly topic though. A more realistic thread would be which posters could say run a mile. We're internet wrestling nerds. Run a mile? And you say "what wrestler can you beat up" is silly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "Run a mile." There aren't enough "Likes" combined in all the posters registered on the board to do this justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 2 1/2 before Batista makes him swim with the fishes. EDIT: and thinking on my post from yesterday, me fighting Brock Lesnar might be the worlds greatest assisted suicide. Forget death by cop, sign me up for death by Brock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 How the hell has this thread eaten up all my likes for TWO STRAIGHT DAYS?!??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "Run a mile." There aren't enough "Likes" combined in all the posters registered on the board to do this justice. Whenever you're out of likes for me, you can always just take a few away from Jae as a nice gesture of appreciation. He's catching up, you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy-O Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 We need this year's Cibernetico to be DVDVR vs Chikara. I believe in you guys... To not get completely swept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I need 4 other board members interested in forming Voltron. I think we can take some larger guys then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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