Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I was think about the Carlito Caribbean Cool gimmick today. Why the fuck did he have an apple? I guess it was an easier gimmick to get than a snake or a parrot. His catch phrase was silly too. "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool"? Who doesn't want to be cool? I don't get it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Maybe people that don't want to eat apples are uncool? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 So you liked "Army tank with a Ferrari engine", but didn't like Carlito's gimmick? Someone get me an apple. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 So you liked "Army tank with a Ferrari engine", but didn't like Carlito's gimmick? Someone get me an apple. I didn't say I didn't like it. I just don't get it. He is mad at people for not wanting to be cool. It would be different if he didn't like you because you weren't cool. Plus if he liked apples o much why would he waste them by spitting them in people's faces. Why not just spit on them? That is so much more insulting and instigating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The visual, I'd imagine. He could spit apple and you'd see the apple bits. To get that visual with spit, he'd have to hock massive loogies in people's faces, and that's kinda disgusting to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 So you liked "Army tank with a Ferrari engine", but didn't like Carlito's gimmick? Someone get me an apple. It's probably because Carlito and his gimmick sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Coaster Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 He spits in the face of people who don't want to be *his definition* of cool. "Cool" is subjective. He had apples just to spit in people's faces. I think it's pretty obvious he didn't actually like them, otherwise he'd have swallowed.* *I'll leave that line open for anyone who wants to run with it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Pass. It is, pardon the pun, "low-hanging fruit." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Holy shit. Are we back to breaking down catch phrases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMN Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 SHIMMER + cosplay gimmick = frightening I just find it deliciously nerdy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I loved it when Carlito poisoned Big Show with his apple. Carlito's shirt was also really cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I was think about the Carlito Caribbean Cool gimmick today. Why the fuck did he have an apple? I guess it was an easier gimmick to get than a snake or a parrot. His catch phrase was silly too. "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool"? Who doesn't want to be cool? I don't get it. Because I guess it was easier to walk around with an apple instead of a basket of canepas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Canepas look delicious. I've never had one though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Had 'em. The tart ones, I like regular lime better. The sweet ones are just weird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Good to see Botched Spot is as unfunny as ever 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 So glad to have you back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Pass. It is, pardon the pun, "low-hanging fruit." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Good to see Botched Spot is as unfunny as ever Seriously...who writes that shit? Linda McMahon? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The Carlito gimmick was awesome and should have led to a long run in the upper card. A shame that the guy behind it did not give two damns and never allowed it to flourish. Given that it was almost a decade ago when Carlito was introduced, and there was about 12 years between Razor and Carlito, I would not mind if someone else got that gimmick again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 So glad to have you back. Thank you. XOXOXO B=====D Etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Did you just ask Cristobal to kiss your penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 No. I would have said thank you last if that was the case 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I think, technically, he asked him to alternate between hugging and kissing it. I think. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Gorilla and Hulk are kayfabe as fuck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 5 things. 1. That video is great 2. Ho daddy? 3. Gorilla's air punches actually looked pretty good 4. That Hogan painting at the end is atrocious 5. What is this from? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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