Greggulator Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 I never learned to pee standing up. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 One more story we can all look forward to hearing in the future then. Best of luck in your future endeavors! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 One more story we can all look forward to hearing in the future then. Best of luck in your future endeavors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 My great-grandfather once faked a heart attack (long story)We have time......I'll have to write this out when I'm working from home tomorrow and some downtime.... As soon as they're about to start doing CPR and all that, my great-grandfather no sold everything and did what can best be described as an Undertaker sit-up and goes, "I just wanted to see if ya'll loved granddaddy". ...I wish that I could run out of likes, just on this post alone. I'm not even doing the whole ridiculousness of it justice honestly. He literally lay prone on the ground for like 2 hours, playing dead, my aunt and my cousins/aunts trying to pick him up and get him responsive and then he no-sold the entire thing when the EMT's got there. It was basically Super Cena by an 85 year old dude back in 1984. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 That is seriously an all-time classic of a tale. Kudos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 If this were a film and assuming he's not still alive and 115 years old, he would show up at your door tomorrow and do the Taker eye roll as you turned the lights on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Are you absolutely certain he wasn't an extraterrestrial going into to an interstellar communications trance and then just covering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Meet the Man Who Makes WWE's Official Championship Belts in His Garage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Are you absolutely certain he wasn't an extraterrestrial going into to an interstellar communications trance and then just covering? How do YOU know that the closest our human language could come toward expressing their alien communique was "I just wanted to see if y'all loved grandaddy?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Meet the Man Who Makes WWE's Official Championship Belts in His Garage That's awesome. Dave Millican seemed like I nice guy when we frequented some of the same belt collecting boards years ago. Somewhere, J-Mar is sitting there, going "Damn, he got on CNN?! I should've been cooler to people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Did the Hulkamania Tour do well money-wise? It just seems like something that Hogan could have complete control over, and run part time, while doing whatever else he wants, all while giving his friends some decent paydays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 So basically I was about 5 years old and was staying at my grandma's place for the summer with my aunts, cousins and my great-grandfather. All of my aunts and my grandmom were at work and it was just me, my one 11 year old cousin and my 14 year old aunt and my great-grandfather. We lived out in the country so it wasn't that big of a deal for us kids to roam around everywhere as we had other relatives living nearby. So I'm sitting in the living room with my great-grandfather, watching tv and he just kinda keels over and lays on the ground. Just out of nowhere. I'm 5 years old and have no clue what's going on so I get my cousin and aunt b/c they're older. They freak the fuck out b/c they think he's dead and I remember being pretty calm and saying, "hmmm, maybe we should get Aunt Earline (our retired aunt who lived next door) b/c she's grown-up and you're both still kids like me." So we get my aunt and she comes to the house and she flips out. Calls 911, calls all of our other relatives, get people to come back from work. I remember calling my one aunt who kinda ran the household. Calling her was huge b/c it was she was like the last resort b/c she could not take time off unless it was an absolute emergency. So she hauls ass back to the house. Everyone's at the house, EMT's arrive, etc. As soon as they're about to start doing CPR and all that, my great-grandfather no sold everything and did what can best be described as an Undertaker sit-up and goes, "I just wanted to see if ya'll loved granddaddy". My aunt read him the fucking riot act and the EMTs went nuts but what can you really do to an 85 year old dude? The gif of Teddy Long's heart attack is exactly how he fell out of his chair. There's no way you're black. If my grandpa would've tried this shit, everyone but my grandpa and his German Shepard would've kicked his ass until the EMT stepped in. Amazing story. Will read again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Anyone following these Kurt Angle comeback videos on YouTube? I was pleasantly surprised to see that he's going to AA meetings a few times a week and not taking any painkillers for his ACL surgery. Really happy to see him cleaning up. I'm still holding out hope for a WWE return. One spot fest with Daniel Bryan, then a HOF induction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I remember the tickets going for half price on the day of the show, not sure whether they made money on it per se, but got very good attendance numbers just the same. ....wait, TNA had a show in Melbourne? Anyway - it was a terrible show, but got to saw a Flair/Hogan match that simultaneously ticked off bucket list agenda items and made me feel a horrible, exploitive human being Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Are you sure? This reads like the greatest lineup in history!1 Nick Dinsmore and The Pimp Fatha defeated Billy Blade and Kadin Anthony2 Best of 3 Series, Match #1Spartan 3000 BC defeated Shannon Moore3 Street FightNasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) defeated Vampire Warrior and Black Pearl4 Brutus Beefcake defeated Heidenreich5 Mr. Anderson defeated Sean Morley6 Solofa Fatu Jr. and Brian Christopher defeated Orlando Jordan and Edward Fatu7 Hulk Hogan defeated Ric Flair (Spartan is M-Dogg) Good grief, this was two weeks before Umaga died(Edward Fatu) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I dunno, Rawkishi vs. Yumanga could've been interesting, assuming they did any spots with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Didn't Umaga die the week after that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I'm not sure if it was that match or the earlier tag where Umaga didn't actually wrestle, and left his partner by himself. I remember Black Pearl taking a stiff shit kicking though. That guy sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino_Not_Deuce Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 My great-grandfather once faked a heart attack (long story) We have time...... I'll have to write this out when I'm working from home tomorrow and some downtime. So basically I was about 5 years old and was staying at my grandma's place for the summer with my aunts, cousins and my great-grandfather. All of my aunts and my grandmom were at work and it was just me, my one 11 year old cousin and my 14 year old aunt and my great-grandfather. We lived out in the country so it wasn't that big of a deal for us kids to roam around everywhere as we had other relatives living nearby. So I'm sitting in the living room with my great-grandfather, watching tv and he just kinda keels over and lays on the ground. Just out of nowhere. I'm 5 years old and have no clue what's going on so I get my cousin and aunt b/c they're older. They freak the fuck out b/c they think he's dead and I remember being pretty calm and saying, "hmmm, maybe we should get Aunt Earline (our retired aunt who lived next door) b/c she's grown-up and you're both still kids like me." So we get my aunt and she comes to the house and she flips out. Calls 911, calls all of our other relatives, get people to come back from work. I remember calling my one aunt who kinda ran the household. Calling her was huge b/c it was she was like the last resort b/c she could not take time off unless it was an absolute emergency. So she hauls ass back to the house. Everyone's at the house, EMT's arrive, etc. As soon as they're about to start doing CPR and all that, my great-grandfather no sold everything and did what can best be described as an Undertaker sit-up and goes, "I just wanted to see if ya'll loved granddaddy". My aunt read him the fucking riot act and the EMTs went nuts but what can you really do to an 85 year old dude? The gif of Teddy Long's heart attack is exactly how he fell out of his chair. Oh man, I am so fucking glad I brought up Teddy Long's wedding because that story is fucking incredible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamp, broken circa 1988 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 The following are comments from WWE's poll about who has a better finish, John Cena or Bray Wyatt. "Attitude Adjustment it is told that if you AA someone on the ring or the floor you might have a big chance to break your back bones if not it will do a major splash on the back which can penetrate your body and not able to move in a match abkut 1:30 to 2 minutes." "Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt family is the reason why they are saying that the wwe is losing money. Get rid of them and save wwe" Adorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 So now we know where FSW goes to post when he's banned here. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 When it comes to wrestling, there's an awful lot of teh stoopid out there. That's why I come here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Thank God there's no stupidity here ever. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Sure, but compared to, say for example, the TNApes on Facebook, it's miniscule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Not sure i'd seen this before, but one of Los Ice Creams did a Fargo Strut tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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