Web Conn Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/tna-impact-spoilers-results-for-5-1-5-8 *Knox returned to Impact Wrestling with his carny family. His female manager, a clown with balloons, two men on stilts and a masked muscle man. Knux defeated Kazarian in a match. *Eric Young came to the ring. Young promised that the title would be defended every single week. Eric says that if TNA won't book him in a match then he will just have to book himself into a match. *Bobby Roode comes out and demands a rematch from the past week. Eric reminds Roode that he already beat him last week. Roode said he had to compete in two matches that night and even then he came close to beating Young. Roode reminds Young that. they broke into the wrestling business together. He asks Eric for one more match for old times sake. He says that if he loses, he won't ever ask Eric for another title shot from him again. Eric agrees and the two shake hands. *EC3 defeated Kurt Angle. Angle began favoring his knee again and at one point could no longer continue. The referee put up his hands in the X pattern signaling an injury but Kurt forced his hands down. EC3 then speared Angle's knee and pinned him for the win. *MVP came out and said the the World Title rematch will not be happening. MVP says that wrestlers are paid to wrestle by the organization and that wrestlers are not paid to make their own matches. MVP teases a 'blockbuster' announcement for an opponent for Eric Young at Slammiversary. *Bobby Roode came out and got in MVP's face for cancelling the match. MVP said that Roode had his chance and lost and claims that in his TNA, there will be no handouts. Roode tells MVP that in over 10 years of being in the business he has never needed a handout and calls MVP a "son of a b---h". Roode shoves MVP twice and the two begin to brawl. Security and referees came out to split them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 2 matches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgi86 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 2 matches? No. They're taping the other half of the show today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 "Blockbuster" is probably referencing Bagwell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Nope. At tonight's taping, MVP turned heel (because of course he did!) and he's getting the title shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubtingELDANDY Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Where is Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Nope. At tonight's taping, MVP turned heel (because of course he did!) and he's getting the title shot. Seriously? Already? Knux's new gimmick sounds awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Ahhh TNA you just won't ever change will you? I almost want to say it's like they've become a parody of themselves but it's always been this way yet it won't die. And what is up with Knox becoming Kizarny part 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Oh, it gets better. On the show for the 15th, this happens: Eric Young retained the World Heavyweight Title over MVP by disqualification. MVP beat up Young before the match. Kenny King was there and attacked Young after the DQ. MVP demanded for a restart but the referee refused. King laid out the referee. Bobby Lashley’s music hits and he looks like he’s going to attack MVP and King but spears Young. Lashley puts Young through a pair of chairs. Impact ends with MVP, Lashley and King posing over EY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 TNA gonna TNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Evans Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Finally after over 16 years, we get a new Nation. I should have known TNA would be the ones that would do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Finally after over 16 years, we get a new Nation. I should have known TNA would be the ones that would do it.Needs more PG-13 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Oh, it gets better. On the show for the 15th, this happens: Eric Young retained the World Heavyweight Title over MVP by disqualification. MVP beat up Young before the match. Kenny King was there and attacked Young after the DQ. MVP demanded for a restart but the referee refused. King laid out the referee. Bobby Lashley’s music hits and he looks like he’s going to attack MVP and King but spears Young. Lashley puts Young through a pair of chairs. Impact ends with MVP, Lashley and King posing over EY. MVP's evolution is a mystery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Finally after over 16 years, we get a new Nation. I should have known TNA would be the ones that would do it. We are the Sovereign State of Supremacy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 To review: * TNA's main angle had been MVP vs. Dixie for control of operations * MVP's team won last month. ... yet Dixie still owns the company and continues to be all over TV * TNA has him go heel three months into his tenure * TNA now has TWO separate heel authority figures who hate one another (assuming that TNA doesn't have the two get chummy a little over a month after their battle for power) Super Recognize that TNA's consistent stupidity is nothing new, but still, it's amazing that TNA continues to be so fucking stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Here's the full rest of these *MVP came back out promising to reveal Eric Young's opponent for Slammiversary and he would not let Roode ruin it. MVP brought out Eric Young and called him a fighting champion. MVP said it's his job to find him the best competition. MVP introduces the #1 contender but no one comes out so MVP says they may have to wait until next week. MVP then turns on Eric Young and lays him out. MVP says he will see him at Slammiversary. *Backstage Magnus is with a new guy named Bram (formerly Kenneth Cameron of the Ascension in NXT). They talked about Magnus' upcoming match with Willow. *Willow def. Magnus (w/ Bram) via DQ when Bram attacked Willow. Bram threw Willow into the steps and laid him out with a suplex cutter. Bram handcuffed Willow to the ropes and told Magnus this is how you do it. Bram attacks Willow with a turnbuckle hook from under the ring and again tells Magnus this is how you do it. *The Beautiful People def. Madison Rayne & Brittany in an elimination tag team evening gown match. Brittany was eliminated after a ref distraction. Madison eliminated Velvet. Velvet came back in just a towel to distract the ref allowing Angelina to get the win over Madison. *The Wolves def. The BroMans in a Ladder Match to retain the tag team titles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgi86 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Knuxie's crew: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 So let's see.. Eric Young is Daniel Bryan. MVP is HHH MVP/Lashley/King are "Evolution" Dixie will likely end up as the Steph McMahon of this scenario. And uh.. the Wolves will end up being The Shield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 MVP/Lashley/King ARE Intelligent Design Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ligerbusa Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Knuxie's crew: If you couldn't tell already, the brother jacked dude is Rob Terry. He's sporting the same tattoo in this pic Sanada posted on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorman Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Knux and the gang are Adam Rose and the 24-Hour Party People (Kizarny stizyle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I guess Knox's crew are the wyatts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 .........at least King's getting pushed... ...yeah, I got nothin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Has anyone seen Terry's recent matches? Has he gotten any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 "Hey TNA, I dare you not to turn MVP heel in six months." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED "Ugh...that's not quite what I meant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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