Web Conn Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 The return of PG-13 would be necessary then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 The return of PG-13 would be necessary then. PG13 2000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Global Force sounds like a team Chuck Norris leads as they sneak into the jungle to save American hostages from evil Colombian drug lords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Also, not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but per Jarrett's exit deal with TNA, he can't attempt to get on Spike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Daddy Warlord Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Jeff Jarrett will stop the giant bug invasion. Correction: Jeff Jarrett and Barood will stop the giant bug invasion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Global Force sounds like a team Chuck Norris leads as they sneak into the jungle to save American hostages from evil Colombian drug lords. What does the rest of the team do while Chuck saves the hostages and beats up drug lords? Knit? Come up with snazzy names for the team? Drink beer and watch the rotors on their seaplane turn? If I didn't know better, I'd think you were implying Chuck Norris needed a team to take on Colombian drug lords. That's just crazy talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Well...someone has to be around to pick up the bodies Chuck leaves everywhere he goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 North America NEEDS The Bollywood Boys! North America already has them. They're from Canada. Hell, Jeff should just mend fences with his old man and let him do it. Yeah, cause Jerry Jarrett was really on top of his game when TNA first opened. Surely, he'll be even better now after not paying any attention to the business over a decade later. Get Bill Dundee in to book, or Cornette if possible. Dundee's like 70 and way out of the loop and Cornette's run in ROH showed that he doesn't have it anymore either. Use them as consultants but as bookers in 2014, they're just so far out of touch. Granted, last I heard, Cornette was already going to be a part of it and the idea of him taking Toby Keith's money highly amuses me. It is scary how I can only really think of one, maybe two people that would probably make a good booker for a major company today and they still have gaps in their game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I was just skimming the recent posts, and thought someone suggested getting Scott Keith to book... Anyway, is it just me, or is it shady of them to announce "We have a great new wrestling promotion! We'll sign some wrestlers soon!" Shouldn't they have at least a couple of names under contract to announce at the same time? So far, it's a company that consists of a website that sells merch promoting itself... and that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Realizing that you can call it G-Force makes me think of this song: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Also, not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but per Jarrett's exit deal with TNA, he can't attempt to get on Spike. There was something from one of the news sites that this new fed would be debuting on CMT in January 2015. The name is a bit hokey, but I'll give it a shot if it ever makes it to tv. We need 1980's Memphis wrestling more than ever on television. I want to see piledrivers on studio floors and Tommy Rich being beaten up in front of his mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovert Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 They need to go back to basics, Memphis style wrestling in 2014 is a winning formula. Fans are sick of bland wrestlers doing movez. We want to see characters settling personal conflicts by brawling. Get Bill Dundee in to book, or Cornette if possible. Fucking love you, Happ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOTNW Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 There's still hope. He can book a Texas Deathmatch that ends with "and the winner, in my opinion, the referee's opinion, Chris Masters!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 So, besides the obvious names (Steiner, Masters, Morrison) who would y'all sign? Tracy Smothers Jamie Dundee Bunkhouse Buck Cody Deaner Zandig Michael Elgin New Jack Shark Boy Buff Bagwell Trevor Murdoch and AJ Styles as the young up and comer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Now I totally want to see Zandig vs. Bunkhouse Buck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Can Vince go ahead and just offer Jarrett a deal? I'm not sure where he'd fit into current WWE but at least it would spare us the horror of his attempts at promoting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 This is a promotion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 According to the t-shirts and 8x10s, yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimoDANK Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Ok guest booker me. My ideal 1st show. Wed 9-3-14 from Memphis TN 1. Ricochet & AR Fox over Matt Hardy & Scorpio when Scorpio turns on Hardy and joins the young guys. 2. Michael Elgin over Scott Steiner 3. Chris Hero over Shelton Benjamin 4. Jeff Jarrett over Chris Masters due to some outside interference. 5. Jay & Mark Briscoe over Paul London & Brian Kendrick. This is on CMT right? I'm pushing the Briscoes hard. 6. AJ Styles vs Low-Ki ends in a 15 minute draw. 7. John Morrison over Kurt Angle Yeah work is real slow today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 That is an awesome fantasy roster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 A more realiatic card would be JJ winning the G-Force world title by beating 20 indy jobbers in an upside down ring, double reverse battle royal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Steiner needs to cut a promo on Elgin being a midget, and stealing his hairdo from 1990. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Steiner needs to cut a promo on Elgin being a midget, and stealing his hairdo from 1990. That would be awesome. Who can he call a half-breed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 AR Fox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Ricochet is of mixed race parentage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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