corpsewhite Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 You may get lucky and pin my shoulders for 3 seconds but you're only walking out alive if I let you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I'm disappointed Hawk didn't make the list. He's the only one that said that their opponents better hope for spontaneous human combustion instead of getting in the ring with the road warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 "Beat me if you are able to beat me, but regardless of the outcome, it is entirely up to my discretion vis a vis your ability to continue living" wouldn't fit on a t-shirt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 "You may win a battle, but I say when the war ends" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 and here's a St. Louis-area news story on the choir from last night. "Ok Kevin, we're gonna need for you to summarize a segment from Monday Night Ra--" "I'll do it" "That was a bit too enthusiastic, are you familiar with the show?" "Well..." That kid who led the choir fucking killed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Ladue High School? Ritzy! Bray got to the bored rich kids and played on their nihilistic ennui. Note: If I was one of these kids, I would already have an IMDB page set up for myself. Monday Night RAW (tv series).........1993-2014 "He's Got the Whole World" (2014).......child cultist 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Some of you are good people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 That high school spoiling it and tweeting ahead of the show so they could hopefully get a retweet from Hugh Jackman was bullshit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 That high school spoiling it and tweeting ahead of the show so they could hopefully get a retweet from Hugh Jackman was bullshit though. those kids don't respect the business, back when they had wrestling at the chase, the children cultists kept kayfabe 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 There are lots of reasons to hate Ladue. So weird that I'm having this conversation about my old high school rivalries on this board when I'm 27. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 well "what high school did you go to?" is apparently a common question in STL. But a Twitter follow of mine at the Smackdown tapings (who is unfamiliar with the WWE) just asked if Kane was the Revolting Blob from Billy Madison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 well "what high school did you go to?" is apparently a common question in STL. But a Twitter follow of mine at the Smackdown tapings (who is unfamiliar with the WWE) just asked if Kane was the Revolting Blob from Billy Madison O'Doyle Rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 well "what high school did you go to?" is apparently a common question in STL. I'm still absolutely baffled how the rest of the world doesn't ask people this question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Cuz I don't fucking care? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoffman Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 If they needed local STL kid singers, they should have brought in the Muny Kids. They're musical theatre children, they don't even need cult leaders and sheep masks to be creepy and obnoxious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I misread that at first as "Mumy Kids" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Best I can do to tie my old high school rival into a pro wrestling discussion (Bear in mind I was part of a graduating class of rough 120 students, and am from an actual village, not town.) Our closest rival geographically (and generally most hated) is Clare. Slightly bigger town, slightly richer (although richer is a relative term here, it's a pretty poor rural area.) One kid who graduated from Clare high school is Glenn Douglas Packard, Brooke Hogan's roommate on Brooke Knows Best, and her official GBF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 That high school spoiling it and tweeting ahead of the show so they could hopefully get a retweet from Hugh Jackman was bullshit though. those kids don't respect the business, back when they had wrestling at the chase, the children cultists kept kayfabe Bet they didn't even shake hands and introduce themselves backstage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 the closest I can tie my local area into a pro wrestling discussion is to note that there's a somewhat sizable Samoan population here (2/5ths of the 1500 Samoans living in Missouri live in my home town [partially thanks to the LDS influence in Samoa and my town having some significance with the LDS?], and 2/3rds of Missouri Samoans live in Jackson County). So there was one friend who claimed that one of the Samoan friends in the neighborhood hung out with the Rock when he was in town. And there was a middle school assembly in 2000 involving a Haka, which transitioned into doing the Rock's turnbuckle pose and people chanted "Rocky". But from what I can tell, none of the Samoans around here wound up as pro wrestlers, but they provided a defensive backbone for local HS football teams. So there's that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I once saw Hornswoggle at the grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanley Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Justin Credible cooked my food at an Olive Garden I ate at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 My old man bought a car from Cowboy Bob Orton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I stood next to Hornswoggle a number of times years ago at some indy shows. He's from up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 He's actually from down there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 My only high school pro wrestling connection is that Shannon Moore was at my senior prom. He was dating (and I think later married) a girl in my class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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