jaedmc Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Was opening a plastic container of Earthbound Spinach. Piece of plastic flew into my eye. Thought I just scratched but every once in a while it felt like I was getting acratched in a different spot. The piece was floating around in my eye. So fuck you to plastic stuff in my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Baby Jae can tie his shoes! Smart Baby Jae. He'll go far in life. Daddy Jae can't open a bag of spinach properly. He also cheers for Derrick Rose. Daddy Jae needs to be held back for remedial work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Hey, it wasn't a bag, it was one of those hard plastic bin thingies. I GOTTA BOOBOO. Also because I tweeted about this Earthbound Farm wants to talk with me to "make things right". So this may be the last time you guys ever hear from me. If I suddenly disappear, follow the greens. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 HOLY FUCKING SHIT GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... That's...wow Jae, that's fucked up. ------------------ Foz, sorry to hear about your mom. As is customary for me to do when I feel it's appropriate, I'll be making a trip to the grotto on the ND campus to light a candle. I'm struggling to figure out what my role is in spirituality and religious, but I was raised catholic, and whenever it feels appropriate, I like to light a candle for those in need. The Natural and others included. I need to light one for myself as well. Maybe I'll get into it some day on here when it will hopefully be more of a potential fuck you story than an actual need to say fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 DEAD JAE WALKING, TO BE KILLED BY SPINACH. POPEYE IS THE WOULD-BE GETAWAY DRIVER. MORE NEWS AT 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 FUCK I told them my name was Rusty Shackleford, but I think I give them my actual address. *closes blinds* It's been real, y'all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 You should stay in the open, where others can see you. They're less likely to kill you if stay visible all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red is Dead Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 ANYONE GOT ANY BUBBLE WRAP? Please send to jaedmc, c/o your local A&E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Sugar Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 I'm trying to get 3-4 hours of drunken sleep before work and now I'm terrified that jaedmc is no more. Fuck you, DVDVR. And fuck spinach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Jae hasn't tweeted in 16 hours. *trembles* He's gone, folks. My question with his 'absence' is---Who's going to take his DVDVR staff position? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share Posted October 9, 2013 When Jae returns we'll need to watch for signs he's been replaced by the pod spinach people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 FUCK YOU EARTHBOUND EXECS!!! For what it's worth, I never believed their food was actually organic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 All is well citizens of Death Valley Driver Video Review Message Board. Our eye is feeling much better today. We believe that it healed so quickly because we enjoyed Blueberry Quinoa Protein Balance PowerMeal™ by Earthbound Organics. It's gluten free and has the the mighty antioxidant power of fresh organic blueberries. FUCK YOU EARTHBOUND EXECS!!! For what it's worth, I never believed their food was actually organic. We understand your concern for us but your anger is misplaced. We'd also like to ensure you that all Earthbound Farm Products are produced with: No synthetic pesticides, herbicides or fumigants No fertilizers made with synthetic ingredients or sewage sludge No genetically modified organisms (GMOs) No irradiation No hormones, antibiotics, artificial ingredients or trans fats And have been federally regulated since 2002 to fulfill the requirements necessary to be called Organic. Earthbound Farms takes great pride in using methods that foster the health and harmony of the ecosystem, including the people and animals living in it. That includes you. Please give us your name and address and we can forward it to Earthbound Farms so that they can share with you their philosophy and products that we enjoy so much. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 So is Jae aight or was he taken over by the Health Food Extraterrestrials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Body snatchers got him. He's theirs now. *grabs shovel* Distract him while I apply the crushing blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Edit: Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share Posted October 9, 2013 A suspicious post from "Control"? They're on to us! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share Posted October 9, 2013 (I do apologize if it was an actual post you made) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I just found out an old friend of mine is being moved to a hospice. Doctors say he's got a month, two tops. Fuck cancer, but ESPECIALLY fuck brain cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Fuck retail especial fuck customers of retail who act like the world is ending cause the thing they want is sold out. EVEN BIGGER FUCK YOU to retail customers who expect me to break street date cause they can't look at a fucking calendar 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Fuck retail especial fuck customers of retail who act like the world is ending cause the thing they want is sold out. EVEN BIGGER FUCK YOU to retail customers who expect me to break street date cause they can't look at a fucking calendar What kind of world do we live in where I don't need a preorder to get this year's Madden and guarantee I'll get a copy? I want my country back. (I hope I don't need to explain that this is sarcasm...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Another fuck you to websites that refuse to screen comments. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamp, broken circa 1988 Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 YO CLOGGED PIPES AYO FUCK YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Fuck being poor. It sucks when you even feel guilty about asking for something not shit for Christmas because you know it's a "bad use of money". Actually, fuck Christmas while we're at it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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