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Fuck the guy who sucker-punched me outside a nightclub Saturday, and gave me a massive concussion...and a nice little bout of amnesia.  I've lost a good hour of my life.

 

On the plus side, I saved a girl half my size from getting punched in the face by a random psycho. Or so I've been told. I have no clue what happened. I could've been attacked by flying monkeys, for all I know.

 

Off work for six weeks, so now I have to go on Medical E.I. (no Disability through work), and file with Victim Services, and possibly file a civil suit...fun.

Dude, that SUCKS. I've been there. I'm missing the better part of a week from my memory because of a similar incident in Florida. Get that taken care of Asap. 

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Oh, did I forget to add that in my concussed state on Saturday, my GF convinced me to leave the ER before I got checked (because she was tired of staying there), then after promising to stay with me all night to keep an eye on me...promptly bailed on me because "I was acting weird." Hmmm, might have to do with saving a girl (my GF's sister, BTW) from getting KO'd.  With my face. I ended up texting my ex-wife at 4am, leaving her a message telling her to tell my daughters they were the two greatest things that ever happened in my life...just in case I didn't wake up in the morning.

 

I then followed up by dumping my GF on Sunday...which also happened to be her 30th Birthday.

 

BEST! WEEKEND! EVA!!!!!

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Dang, did ol' girl have an insurance policy on you?  Best that you let  her go, she's trying to kill you!  (no jokes, it does seem that way)

Actually, the one with the insurance policy (my ex), has gone out of her way to save my dumb ass this past weekend. Crazy how life works...and who your actual friends are, when push comes to shove.

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Umm, I don't know who he is. I don't remember it happening. I should know more Thursday when the Constable in charge of the case gets back to me. Then...VENGEANCE!

 

This TOTALLY sucks that this happened man.  Just awful.  But man, does it make me a dick to say "keep us updated" not only because of our concern for your health, but because this story is just crazy enough to be interesting? 

 

Please believe, I'm not making light of your health issues.  You're an awesome dude and one of my favorite posters here.  But goddamn, this story is fascinating.  I'm really hoping it ends with "and then they figured out who did it and arrested the fucker."

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I'm kinda hoping the story ends with "the Mounties didn't figure out who it was, but I did, so I broke a foot off in his ass, and then me and my daughters took more adorable pictures for that thread..."

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Umm, I don't know who he is. I don't remember it happening. I should know more Thursday when the Constable in charge of the case gets back to me. Then...VENGEANCE!

When I read "constable", all I can think of is 

 

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If Odo's on the case, than justice will be served.

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Oh, did I forget to add that in my concussed state on Saturday, my GF convinced me to leave the ER before I got checked (because she was tired of staying there), then after promising to stay with me all night to keep an eye on me...promptly bailed on me because "I was acting weird." Hmmm, might have to do with saving a girl (my GF's sister, BTW) from getting KO'd.  With my face. I ended up texting my ex-wife at 4am, leaving her a message telling her to tell my daughters they were the two greatest things that ever happened in my life...just in case I didn't wake up in the morning.

 

I then followed up by dumping my GF on Sunday...which also happened to be her 30th Birthday.

 

BEST! WEEKEND! EVA!!!!!

 

This story really needs an ending where your now-ex's younger, much hotter sister decides to make up for her sister being a bitch by rewarding her hero in some way..... 

This is where you disillusion me by noting that she is older and fatter and now that you think about it she has the kind of personality that might make random people want to punch her in the face.

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We should load the Canadian DVDVR Posse onto the beatdown bus and go extract vengeance on this dickhead.The internet is here!

 

I've got the next two weeks off work. Marty might be bigger than all of us though, not sure he needs the backup.

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I'm a 6'3 260 lb Krav Maga proficient man with serious anger issues and a passport. I'm on the next flight out. If one of you murgatroids talks shop w me for 5 minutes, I can write the whole thing off...

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So, fuck you Social Security Disability Insurance people. If I was a man, I'd've gotten approved years ago. But I'm a young woman with a slew of "invisible" disorders and shouldn't I be married and have a husband to take care of me and such so no you don't qualify and no you will probably never qualify.

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Oh, did I forget to add that in my concussed state on Saturday, my GF convinced me to leave the ER before I got checked (because she was tired of staying there), then after promising to stay with me all night to keep an eye on me...promptly bailed on me because "I was acting weird." Hmmm, might have to do with saving a girl (my GF's sister, BTW) from getting KO'd.  With my face. I ended up texting my ex-wife at 4am, leaving her a message telling her to tell my daughters they were the two greatest things that ever happened in my life...just in case I didn't wake up in the morning.

 

I then followed up by dumping my GF on Sunday...which also happened to be her 30th Birthday.

 

BEST! WEEKEND! EVA!!!!!

Kudos for dumping that girl right away.  Who the hell convinces a person who was just assaulted to leave the ER without treatment?  WTF.

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To be fair, everything about that night was insane. Nobody was thinking clearly. Tequila may have had a factor. I'm not going to hold grudges over this.

 

UPDATE: no charges are going to be filed. Apparently my GF's sister is being considered more of an "instigator" in this, as after the mystery-man shoved her husband and walked off, she chased after and started slapping the guy. Apparently I came in to stop her and the guy, out of "self defense" punched me because I came out of his blindside.  Again, not holding grudges over this. Moving on with my life.

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Fuck you to whichever person at my job had the idea to reward bad behavior.

 

Background: I work in a call center, and the new guy fucked up huge a couple of weeks back, and the powers that be decided that he will only take calls from certain queues. Which means that when we're slammed and up to our ears with shit to do, he can twiddle his thumbs and stare at the idiot box all night.

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It's unfortunate when you work in a place that is desperate for bodies (call centers, Wal-Mart, etc.), that slackers and screw-ups aren't rewarded per se, but are kept on to fill a void while the rest of us have to pick up their slack.  I'm sure there's a comment about how this burden improves one's character, but I hear your frustration. We've got a few at the casino that are like this: they make the day that much longer.

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Fuck you to illness and Ft. Leavenworth and co-workers. 

 

My girlfriend is sick in bed with a temperature over a hundred and I am stuck on server operator duty for the 1st CAV rehersal exercise.  I know that several of my co-workers who are just wandering around have heard my phone conversations with my girlfriend, but no one has stepped up to offer to relieve me from duty so I can go to Maryland now and check on her. 

 

I can't take leave because SOP is for me to remain on schedule until ENDEX.  To make things worse, comms are out with Ft. Hood so I am just sitting here on my thumbs until the guys at Leavenworth take care of the router issues between us and Ft. Hood.

 

I am outta here on the first thing smoking to go and see my woman when end-of-day is called this afternoon and I will be here on time for duty tomorrow morning. 

 

No one here had better ask me for a favor anytime soon because I won't be feeling generous for a while.

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FUCK YOU to eBay sellers!

 

I bought my twins a Randy Savage Bash n' Brawl doll at the flea market a few weeks back for $5. They really like it, and both can now do a good Macho Man impression. I thought to get another one and they are going for up to $175. Are you fucking kidding me? Who in the hell would pay that?

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