_MJ_ Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Maybe it's because Bryan isn't the best promo wrestler in the world or that this storyline hasn't really progressed much, but it feels like they've done the "You're not good enough and just a B+ player vs. You hide behind wife and don't listen to the fans" segment way too many times with Triple-H/Steph Vs. Bryan now. It's all blurring together. Blurred lines. I know you want it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I think what really struck me tonight is how easily you could take most of the promo out of context and spin The Authority as reasonable faces and Bryan as a whiny heel Finally someone with the insight to see the show from Mitt Romney's perspective. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I feel all hugs should be done like this from now on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The most fascinating thing about the Orton/Batista match is that Orton has become the third wheel in a one-on-one match. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I feel all hugs should be done like this from now on. DOUBLE BABY BURP!!! DOUBLE BABY BURP!!! O MA GAWHAD!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagan Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Oh, lost in all the commotion was Michael Cole's wonderful exclamation for Aaron Paul. "YEAAAHHHH, GUYS." I look forward to hearing that when Breaking Bad hits syndication. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The most fascinating thing about the Orton/Batista match is that Orton has become the third wheel in a one-on-one match. Given who ended the segment and who everyone was chanting for, you could argue fifth or sixth wheel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I think what really struck me tonight is how easily you could take most of the promo out of context and spin The Authority as reasonable faces and Bryan as a whiny heel Finally someone with the insight to see the show from Mitt Romney's perspective. Does that make Steph the intolerable bitch strapped to the top of a production truck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I think what really struck me tonight is how easily you could take most of the promo out of context and spin The Authority as reasonable faces and Bryan as a whiny heel Finally someone with the insight to see the show from Mitt Romney's perspective. There's a Steph/dog/production truck joke to be made here, but it eludes me at this hour. They do make Miz ride in a pet carrier on top of Truck 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Faster phalanges than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Daniel Bryan needs to consult Terry Funk on ways to verbally goad Triple H into a match That'd actually be pretty fun. None of Bryan's attacks on HHH's manhood faze him, but saying that WWE has sucked since he took over pushes him over the edge. "Your wife is a streetwalker" "Your mother is a streetwalker" "I watched your matches on the WWE Network and they sucked" *Triple H angrily accepts challenge* Yeah the inherant problem with a Triple H feud is that no one actually gets to cut the kind of demeaning promos on him that he cuts on others. The constant and on going "You're hiding behind your wife" promos from Bryan, Show, and Punk have been/are "demeaning". I sort of want HHH to shrilly complain that talking about him wearing a dress is blatant homophobia and for Daniel Bryan to double down by making snide remarks about HHH and HBK doing stuff together. Then he slaps Stephanie in the Yes Lock to finally goad HHH into a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 MODS, WHAT ARE PHALANGES!!!!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Follow @DaveBautista and I'll show ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I think what really struck me tonight is how easily you could take most of the promo out of context and spin The Authority as reasonable faces and Bryan as a whiny heel Finally someone with the insight to see the show from Mitt Romney's perspective. There's a Steph/dog/production truck joke to be made here, but it eludes me at this hour. They do make Miz ride in a pet carrier on top of Truck 21. I'm still trying to figure out how Triple H having a point with his shooty comment about midcarders who bitch about being held down and Bryan going to the "but the fans are chanting for me" well a few too many times makes me a Republican somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I think Christian actually stole the Miz corner kick spot tonight. To try and be positive, I will say aside from the regularly good stuff the Real Americans breakup and Aaron Paul stuff went amazingly. For the first time in forever Swagger seems to be showing some personality and Paul should be given the next Kevin Federline position in a celebrity match. Against Ziggler. EDIT: ^^^ or that spot is way too similar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I just want to know what happened to the Triple H making Taka look like a God in 2000. Was Triple H high or drunk that day? Um, this would be the Triple H who took finishers from all of Kaientai AND the APA before giving Taka a 2.5 count and going on to win the match anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystman Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 OK, I don't want to seem like a delusional fanboy, but..... If I were the WWE and I wanted Punk to have a surprise return, the last place I'd do it is in Chicago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Daniel Bryan needs to consult Terry Funk on ways to verbally goad Triple H into a match That'd actually be pretty fun. None of Bryan's attacks on HHH's manhood faze him, but saying that WWE has sucked since he took over pushes him over the edge. "Your wife is a streetwalker" "Your mother is a streetwalker" "I watched your matches on the WWE Network and they sucked" *Triple H angrily accepts challenge* Yeah the inherant problem with a Triple H feud is that no one actually gets to cut the kind of demeaning promos on him that he cuts on others. The constant and on going "You're hiding behind your wife" promos from Bryan, Show, and Punk have been/are "demeaning". I sort of want HHH to shrilly complain that talking about him wearing a dress is blatant homophobia and for Daniel Bryan to double down by making snide remarks about HHH and HBK doing stuff together. Then he slaps Stephanie in the Yes Lock to finally goad HHH into a fight. then next week on RAW, Daniel Bryan undergoes sensitivity training OK, I don't want to seem like a delusional fanboy, but..... If I were the WWE and I wanted Punk to have a surprise return, the last place I'd do it is in Chicago What would be the opposite of Chicago in this surprise scenario? would it involve a WWE RAW held in a drug house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 One thing being slept on: Bryan/Batista wasn't a particularly good match. Not a BAD one per se, but I'm not sure I can remember a worse one Bryan has been in over the last year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 It's almost as if the people bitching about the end of this show have never seen wrestling before. Bryan is going over Hunter no doubt and probably ending Mania with the title. I really hope that if I'm wrong nobody makes this into their sig. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandonr4s Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Just really don't give a fuck anymore. Not anger, but apathy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 One thing being slept on: Bryan/Batista wasn't a particularly good match. Not a BAD one per se, but I'm not sure I can remember a worse one Bryan has been in over the last year. Batista is probably the worst worker in the company at this point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 It's almost as if the people bitching about the end of this show have never seen wrestling before. Bryan is going over Hunter no doubt and probably ending Mania with the title. I really hope that if I'm wrong nobody makes this into their sig. About that... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Evans Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I'm more angry at WWE for the constant disrespect they show Mark Henry. Why they got to always feed him to Brock? That's not cool. Also, Where was Bad News Barrett? Barrett in Heyman's place would have been even more epic. Good show otherwise. Loved the rematch of the 2013 match of the year even though it was short. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 OK, I don't want to seem like a delusional fanboy, but..... If I were the WWE and I wanted Punk to have a surprise return, the last place I'd do it is in Chicago What would be the opposite of Chicago in this surprise scenario? would it involve a WWE RAW held in a drug house? Bringing him back in Houston and putting him over Booker T? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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