Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I would love to see a movie about Meng/Haku's life, but I doubt there's anyone badass and savage enough to play him. I think Camacho could do his dad justice by playing him. At least, then he can stop pretending to be Mexican and be his badass Tongan self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I still like that someone thought "'increased fundamentals®*' (*® 2014, WNBA)" was a filter for big titties Finally, love for Zoidberg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOTNW Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I am all for Tama Tonga-MOVIE STAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Fandango is the worst guy on the WWE roster. He just had a terrible match with Cody and the worst Goldust match I have seen in years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Khali and David Otunga are still on the roster, so no, he isn't the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 He's the worst who gets any TV time. (Well, the worst male wrestler, anyway.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I really would have been liked to be a fly on the locker room wall after that botch with Goldust last week. What happened, did they really clash heads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 He was cut open by the power of the dance. Usually, the gold make-up blocks it but a bit of sweat must have de-Stinged it a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 He's not the worst. He had a couple solid matches with Jericho and some inoffensive stuff on NXT. The worst is still The Great Khali. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 WWE is usually really good at.protecting dudes finishing moves. So why do Show and Batista still do the spear as a near fall move when Roman Reigns uses it as a finish? Same question with Dolph using the Fameasser while Billy Gunn is around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Khali and David Otunga are still on the roster, so no, he isn't the worst. Khali's match with Ryback was better than Fandango's matches with Dust and Cody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 so if the site of the citizenship ceremony means anything, The Great Khali is now a Texan. Or at least Texan Great Khali would be a fun time for everybody. Khali goes from Indian to Cowboy. Wears a hat and a giant belt buckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 so if the site of the citizenship ceremony means anything, The Great Khali is now a Texan. Or at least Texan Great Khali would be a fun time for everybody. Khali goes from Indian to Cowboy. Wears a hat and a giant belt buckle And racist Texans all over the state just shuddered, as not one shit kicking redneck would ever have the sack to fuck with Khali.I want a pic of Khali at the Alamo with Kinky Friedman on his shoulders. And wrestling wise, Khali can now replace Cesaro in Real Americans eventually. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Khali and David Otunga are still on the roster, so no, he isn't the worst. Oh please, Khali's brain chop is the best jobber killing move in the company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 WWE is usually really good at.protecting dudes finishing moves. So why do Show and Batista still do the spear as a near fall move when Roman Reigns uses it as a finish? Same question with Dolph using the Fameasser while Billy Gunn is around. I think it has to do with the whole "paying dues" bullshit that the lockerroom still has. I think in any other medium a performer would recognize the potential 1 move could do for a person, and drop it. I mean, no body in the crowd is going crazy when Show or Batista use it, so why do they need it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 How many moves does Batista have left in his repertoire if he drops the spear from it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 1 less than some number smaller than the minimum number needed to have a good match? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 It's WWE guys, he can just replace it with more punches and kicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 so if the site of the citizenship ceremony means anything, The Great Khali is now a Texan. Or at least Texan Great Khali would be a fun time for everybody. Khali goes from Indian to Cowboy. Wears a hat and a giant belt buckle 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Fandango is the worst guy on the WWE roster. He just had a terrible match with Cody and the worst Goldust match I have seen in years. I'd still keep him on the roster for being one of the best parts of Total Divas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I wonder what happened to CM Punk's tour bus. I like to think he gave it to AJ and now her and all the others divas travel around in it and solve mysteries and whatnot. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I wonder what happened to CM Punk's tour bus. I like to think he gave it to AJ and now her and all the others divas travel around in it and solve mysteries and whatnot. I would watch this show. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooks Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I wonder what happened to CM Punk's tour bus. I like to think he gave it to AJ and now her and all the others divas travel around in it and solve mysteries and whatnot. I really hate myself for sounding like a name-dropper, especially since I'm not because I barely know the guy in question, but it's a cool story anyway. My cousin's father in law (his name is Larry, so I don't have to keep referring to him as the father in law) was CM Punk's tour bus driver and for a long time drove Undertaker, and has also driven Big Show on and off. He has driven numerous rock stars and musicians and said that by a long shot, no client has ever come close to treating him as good as pro wrestlers have. He actually struck up a friendship with The Undertaker. My cousin and her husband have baby that's about 15 months, and Larry and Taker will often exchange text messages with pictures of Larry's granddaughter and Taker's young daughter. He said anytime they stopped for food, Taker always bought him dinner and was always extremely appreciative of the work he put in. He often gave Larry merch to take home, which led to the hilarious sight of my 70 year old aunt Kay walking around in a Undertaker T shirt. Back in December while Punk was still working and WWE did a house show in Indianapolis, my cousin's husband had a night with nothing to do while my cousin was working, so he took Haley, the baby in question, to Bankers Life Fieldhouse to see grandpa. He was welcomed backstage with Larry and apparently my little baby cousin made herself at home, running up to everyone and gathering quite a bit of attention from everyone. They had some crates of baby merch and handed over a bunch, which led to little Haley ending up being changed into a John Cena onesie when it was bedtime when we all got together for Xmas. I guess the overall point here is, again, he has nothing but good things to say about the people he has driven for and WWE in general, saying they have always treated him great. 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I wonder what happened to CM Punk's tour bus. I like to think he gave it to AJ and now her and all the others divas travel around in it and solve mysteries and whatnot. I would watch this show. Show? I assumed that's just what they do in general. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Reality TV, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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