nate Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 "Wrestling dreams" is one of those concepts that is awesome when interjected into regular discussion, but then, if we ran a whole thread devoted to it, we'd rarely post in it and would probably not read it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I want to be Brock Lesnar Nothing is stopping you from getting a giant penis tattooed on your chest Word. Anyone with a giant penis shaped knife tattooed on their chest could definitely be crazy enough to butcher a t-rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I don't know what's better, Cesaro's facial expressions or the fact that it's so amazingly obvious that Hogan has no idea who he is. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I imagine Hogan taking the giant swing would end up something like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 The language of Hulkamania is universal. The Hulkster needs no translation. On the other hand, the language of the Ultimate Warrior.....yeah let's see Cesaro have a crack at translating that jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I don't know what's better, Cesaro's facial expressions or the fact that it's so amazingly obvious that Hogan has no idea who he is. Someone probably told Hulk that he was part of a team called "The Real Americans", and he just assumed they were a Hulk Hogan tribute team. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Ambrose interview here: I probably don’t have any more of a bigger following on the Internet than anybody else does, I just probably have a stranger one. I don’t know where that comes from. Maybe it’s just the kind of person I attract. Is he saying he has a bigger than normal gay fanbase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Ambrose interview here: I probably don’t have any more of a bigger following on the Internet than anybody else does, I just probably have a stranger one. I don’t know where that comes from. Maybe it’s just the kind of person I attract. Is he saying he has a bigger than normal gay fanbase? The gay community?!?!?!? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kronos Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Ambrose interview here: I probably don’t have any more of a bigger following on the Internet than anybody else does, I just probably have a stranger one. I don’t know where that comes from. Maybe it’s just the kind of person I attract. Is he saying he has a bigger than normal gay fanbase? The gay community?!?!?!? The IGC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 He was probably just thinking about the 300 or so sonnets devoted to his brow sweat and bangs that Piranesi sent him the other day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Am I the only one loving that black Hulkamania t-shirt? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MushroomJones Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Am I the only one loving that black Hulkamania t-shirt? Nope, it is as sweet as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I don't know what's better, Cesaro's facial expressions or the fact that it's so amazingly obvious that Hogan has no idea who he is. This was wonderful. My only gripe with your post is that you did not introduce him as "Currently Reigning March Madness Champion Cesaro." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Ambrose interview here: I probably don’t have any more of a bigger following on the Internet than anybody else does, I just probably have a stranger one. I don’t know where that comes from. Being a little too convincing while playing a creepy sociopath on the indys, maybe? I still can't wrap my head around the idea that Jon Moxley will probably eventually get a strong babyface push. It just seems wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I don't know what's better, Cesaro's facial expressions or the fact that it's so amazingly obvious that Hogan has no idea who he is. This was wonderful. My only gripe with your post is that you did not introduce him as "Currently Reigning March Madness Champion Cesaro." We need a filter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHFP Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Does the new website have filters? The product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 24, 2014 Author Share Posted March 24, 2014 We need a filter! You will get nothing and like it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I still like that someone thought "'increased fundamentals®*' (*® 2014, WNBA)" was a filter for big titties 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletti Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I still like that someone thought "'increased fundamentals®*' (*® 2014, WNBA)" was a filter for big titties That's silly, since "fundamental" = buttcheeks.http://mentalfloss.com/article/12350/dirty-etymology-9-everyday-words 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 http://www.wwe.com/classics/badass-wrestler-stories-26102385/page-3 I am sure everyone else here has read these, but the Haku story is worth another read. If it ain't real, I don't want to live in this world anymore: It all started out innocently, with Sullivan and Haku searching for a place to grab a six-pack to take back to their hotel. With all of the area liquor stores closed, they headed to the nearest tavern to buy some brewskis. “There was a guy in there that was playing pool,” Sullivan said. “We weren’t locals, so he saw us and called Meng a real derogatory word that you shouldn’t use.” That’s when things took a turn for the unbelievable. “The next thing I know is that Meng goozles the guy like Mr. Spock,” Sullivan said. “It was fast and furious. He then grabbed another guy who tried to get involved and knocked him unconscious.” Sullivan still can’t believe what he saw next. “Meng bit through the guy’s shirt like a wolf, bit a chunk out of the guy’s back, then spit it on the floor,” he said. “I said, ‘It’s time to go.’ ” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I would love to see a movie about Meng/Haku's life, but I doubt there's anyone badass and savage enough to play him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'm curious what you can point to as an example of the Shield and the Wyatts "adapting pretty well on the fly". For the Shield, and least for Bray, the things they say in and around the ring are the best examples of them making something better on the spot. Whether it's trash talk, encouragement to their team, or just their reactions to what's happening around them, all four of those guys show a knack for being able stay in character during non-scripted situations (and usually improving them). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kronos Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'm curious what you can point to as an example of the Shield and the Wyatts "adapting pretty well on the fly". For the Shield, and least for Bray, the things they say in and around the ring are the best examples of them making something better on the spot. Whether it's trash talk, encouragement to their team, or just their reactions to what's happening around them, all four of those guys show a knack for being able stay in character during non-scripted situations (and usually improving them). Yeah, think about that fancam where Harper is sneaking up behind Ambrose, and the kid starts yelling "Dean! Dean!" (which, btw, is how you know he is a Face -- if a little kid cares to protect him from bad guys, then he is for sure a good guy). Ambrose responded to the kid's yelling and played along with Harper. I thought it was a great moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Not trying to discredit any of that, because I agree that it makes everything a hell of a lot more interesting from an in-ring perspective for some, but didn't it come out a few months ago that Vince was now telling most talent to actually talk/verbally express emotion while wrestling? I'm thinking that was in response to groups like The Shield and the Wyatts doing exactly that and it coming across really well on television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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