Buy Me a Burrito Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I remember stories being passed around here that it was just awkward guys buying the women stuff from their Amazon wish list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 You guys are gonna think I'm nuts, but I wonder if there's anyone out there who would try something like this in wrestling: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/teller-wins-lawsuit-copied-magic-690347 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Insert obligatory Nova joke here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisco Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I cheer Von Erichs, why would I not want to be like the Von Erichs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I cheer Von Erichs, why would I not want to be like the Von Erichs Ahhh where to start...well, the Von Erich's story doesn't have the happiest of endings.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Insert obligatory Nova joke here. His punches were a form of pantomime. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I cheer Von Erichs, why would I not want to be like the Von Erichs Ahhh where to start...well, the Von Erich's story doesn't have the happiest of endings.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoffman Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I cheer Von Erichs, why would I not want to be like the Von Erichs Ahhh where to start...well, the Von Erich's story doesn't have the happiest of endings.... Nah, he must be talking about Waldo's side of the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonteCarl Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 With Gorilla Monsoon and now Michael Cole always saying things like "Wrestler A just hit Wrestler B with his PATENTED move", I always thought it would be funny for a guy to try to sue another guy for using a move they "patented". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I cheer Von Erichs, why would I not want to be like the Von ErichsAhhh where to start...well, the Von Erich's story doesn't have the happiest of endings.... <insert meme of "I was aware and playing along. No need to bring ponies into this"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 With Gorilla Monsoon and now Michael Cole always saying things like "Wrestler A just hit Wrestler B with his PATENTED move", I always thought it would be funny for a guy to try to sue another guy for using a move they "patented". Would that be taken to wrestlers' court? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 With Gorilla Monsoon and now Michael Cole always saying things like "Wrestler A just hit Wrestler B with his PATENTED move", I always thought it would be funny for a guy to try to sue another guy for using a move they "patented". Would that be taken to wrestlers' court? Jake Roberts would be a billionaire if he sued everyone that ever used a DDT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 With Gorilla Monsoon and now Michael Cole always saying things like "Wrestler A just hit Wrestler B with his PATENTED move", I always thought it would be funny for a guy to try to sue another guy for using a move they "patented". When I was a kid, I always wanted there to be a cocky heel wrestler whose gimmick was that he was so good at wrestling, his finishing move was always his opponents "patented move", because he would inevitably be better at applying it than whomever had spent years perfecting it. I think Eugene is the closest that they've ever gotten to using the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I think we should have a posters court to punish Cristobal for the brony memes 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Plain ol' Ranier Wolfcastle is passe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 With Gorilla Monsoon and now Michael Cole always saying things like "Wrestler A just hit Wrestler B with his PATENTED move", I always thought it would be funny for a guy to try to sue another guy for using a move they "patented". When I was a kid, I always wanted there to be a cocky heel wrestler whose gimmick was that he was so good at wrestling, his finishing move was always his opponents "patented move", because he would inevitably be better at applying it than whomever had spent years perfecting it. I think Eugene is the closest that they've ever gotten to using the idea. That was (sort of) Damien 666's gimmick in Japan. He would yell out a wrestler's name and then do the signature move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I think we should have a posters court to punish Cristobal for the brony memes Cristobal is untouchable at the moment, as the judge of Posters Court Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Everyone knows wrestlers' court never indicts the locker room leaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Exactly. We maintain the status quo. Tromataker, your punishment is to fix PL's spelling and grammar for a week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 That's a bit harsh, couldn't you just give him the death penalty? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Lets just see were it gose first. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 With Gorilla Monsoon and now Michael Cole always saying things like "Wrestler A just hit Wrestler B with his PATENTED move", I always thought it would be funny for a guy to try to sue another guy for using a move they "patented". Not a lawsuit, but I remember a feud between Brian Kendrick and Jimmy Jacobs involved Kendrick complaining Jacobs had stolen the Sliced Bread #2 (or the Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Select-Start, as Jacobs called it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I don't even fix my own spelling or grammar And I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck PL is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Paul Levesque? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 That's lazy as fuck for an abbreviation. HHH is only one more letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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