The Natural Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Daniel Bryan is a class act: http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_76649.shtml 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Goddammit Batista, you need to pick a look and stick with it? Are you going with mid-00s metro, are you going to be a hipster, are you going to be an "MMA badass?" Come on, man... I dunno, I'm pretty partial to this incarnation: Batista: World's Biggest Old-Timey Paper Boy: "Extrey! Extrey! Read all about it! Batista hates WWE universe!" He's clearly wearing tap shoes, so I think he has to go right from there to his NEWSIES audition. If Orton tried to troll him by revealing secret footage of his dinner theater obsession, I would buy Mania even though I have the network...just to support local theater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Goddammit Batista, you need to pick a look and stick with it? Are you going with mid-00s metro, are you going to be a hipster, are you going to be an "MMA badass?" Come on, man... I dunno, I'm pretty partial to this incarnation: Batista: World's Biggest Old-Timey Paper Boy: "Extrey! Extrey! Read all about it! Batista hates WWE universe!" He's clearly wearing tap shoes, so I think he has to go right from there to his NEWSIES audition. If Orton tried to troll him by revealing secret footage of his dinner theater obsession, I would buy Mania even though I have the network...just to support local theater. Batista taking lessons from Aiden English writes itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Fixit Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Batista stole Sami Zayn's hat! Everyone should be bugging about over The Shield/Wyatt rematch on Raw. Ohhhhh please give that the entire last hour. Would be a good way to counter CM Punk chants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino_Not_Deuce Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 It's crazy to me that every single taping now has 1-2 really good looking matches. What's even better is that most of the boring guys are now on Main Event so the main two shows are mostly goodness. The fact that Sami Zayn could be added to the mix and Evan Bourne could return to make things even more great is so awesome. Just a shame that we didn't have the goddamn Briscoe Brothers and Chris Hero amongst it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Oh man, oh man! The Newsies vs West Side Story thing they could do with Batista vs Ambrose would be awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Corporate Kane becomes Corporate Krupke and you've got one hell of a musical number for Byran and Orton. Also, and as always, Seth Rollins is: When the Reigns/Ambrose feud takes off at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Batista is Dr. Andre Nowzick on steroids 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Show peaked with the opening Big Dave promo. Batista-Dolph was okay, and Bray's promo ruled. The Shield-Wyatts standoff was good, but I thought having HHH tell everyone to just stop hurt things - even if it did build to Reigns going against him. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2014/02/sd-2-28-14.html Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/brqq7hgtjf836ctwlw355vnofu1jt8u4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eikerir Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 When HHH said he had a lot of money invested in all six of them weakened the Wyatt's gimmick, it was an unnecessary line imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 damn, Batista with the subtle Punk diss that the crowd thought was intended for Bryan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 When HHH said he had a lot of money invested in all six of them weakened the Wyatt's gimmick, it was an unnecessary line imo. How? Despite their backwoods craziness, they are a draw. It's best for business to book a rematch with a proper build. If you noticed, neither team really listened to what HHH had to say. The spoilers didn't read as a complete heel turn for Batista. It still read as a John Cena "love me or hate me, you have the power to choose" This was not that. It was a complete turn. Dave said fuck the fans and fuck these small guys who think they matter around here, etc... Good call to turn him. Now, what to do about Orton.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 They'll cheer for Orton because they hate Batista more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Screens - Andy Capp has been having the genetically modified hot fries lately. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehabilitated Rick Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Batista channeling his 2010 heel run was tremendous, ''where are all the real men?''. I still see Bryan getting into the title match at Mania through some sort of stip' if he beats Trips, which would hypothetically rule out Orton returning as a complete face. Bryan speaking on backstage pass hinted to that anyway and would make sense for Bryan to do double duty on the biggest show of the year considering it's been a theme of his since the Summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eikerir Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 When HHH said he had a lot of money invested in all six of them weakened the Wyatt's gimmick, it was an unnecessary line imo. How? Despite their backwoods craziness, they are a draw. It's best for business to book a rematch with a proper build. If you noticed, neither team really listened to what HHH had to say. Yeah that's why i think only that line bothered me, it just makes them look like too much of a product and kills their mystique imo. It's not a big deal since it was just a throwaway line, just felt a bit out of place considering who was in the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I don't know.. you still have to assume everyone is under some kind of contract. As weird as it is to think about The Undertaker sitting down and negotiating a deal, you can't just dismiss the idea that he's making money from being there. Bray needs money to feed his propaganda/cult machine. It doesn't make him any less crazy to me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Batista has found his old charisma and presence. Now that is working house shows, he'll be back to form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eikerir Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I don't know.. you still have to assume everyone is under some kind of contract. As weird as it is to think about The Undertaker sitting down and negotiating a deal, you can't just dismiss the idea that he's making money from being there. Bray needs money to feed his propaganda/cult machine. It doesn't make him any less crazy to me. Of course, but i prefer when they 'ignore' them with certain characters, just like Taker not making certain appearances in the past to help keep his whole mystique and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 kayfabe is dead, man SEE WHAT I DID THERE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Von Erich Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I completely understand where you're coming from, but at Elimination Chamber they kept mentioning Bray and Harper Tweeting. I think it's an interesting (and necessary, given how WWE promotes itself) little detail that this backwoods cult keeps up with their Tweeter accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 It doesn't matter if you live deep in the backwoods of...wherever the Wyatt compound is. Everyone has Twitter. If David Koresh was alive, you know he'd have a Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 There are actually a lot of religious cults and really all types of people with Twitter accounts. It's probably a good way of recruiting people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Hell, the Westboro Baptist Church is all over Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Yet Elian Gonzalez can't get on there? Slacker. We dodged a bullet, people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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