Spontaneous Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 No, he is Dan. More left coastish according to Vince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 he'll be "Danny" and he'll form a tag team with Chuck Palumbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMDRAGON Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 @WWEBigE: I sold "Langston" for a Segway & a couple 40s. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I'd change my name too if I kept fucking up and punching people in the eye so they needed stitches. First Reigns now Drew Someone's gonna end up dropping their belt soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 so when does Daniel Bryan switch to just "Bryan"? Bobby Heenan always told us never to trust a person with one... wait, that's not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 @WWEBigE: I sold "Langston" for a Segway & a couple 40s. Did the Simon System consist of a couple of 40s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 better than the Lashley System... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Does Big E play "Edward 40 Hands?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Bi E is a competely different character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Lol, fucking phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I can't wait until they bring in a midget to play the Little E character. Then they can bring in some heel midgets to have six-man tags with Little E, El Torito, and Hornswoggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Hey, I'm all for whatever leads to them hiring Demus and have him wrestling Torito on WWE TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 It wouldn't be the worst idea in the world for Hornswoggle to turn heel on Torito and join the Real Americans. Although maybe Hornswoggle lives off of merch, or lives off of not having to actually wrestle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 As the rumbles tell it, the reason for Cesaro's name shortening is that someone in creative convinced Vince that Antonio didn't sound like the name a tough guy would have. Somebody needs to get Vince a copy of "A Boy Named Sue." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 He could be called Jack Cesaro. Tough guys are always named Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Even Jack Kevorkian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Anxiously awaiting Batista's name to be changed to just "Tista" On the heels of Cesaro losing his first name comes this. (via PWInsider) WWE appears to be downplaying the "Langston" in WWE Intercontinental champion Big E. His WWE profile has dropped the last name and his new t-shirt emphasizes the "Big E." name. Apparently Big doesn't actually like the 'Langston' part, so it may be a positive for him. I need to break the habit of imagining every name being said by Howard Finkel to determine if it's a good name or not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 He could be called Jack Cesaro. Tough guys are always named Jack. he could win a King of the Ring tournament and become Caesar Cesaro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Triple H revealing that his and Stephanie's daughters are called Aurora, Murphy and Vaughn really made me question just how good the McMahon's family's taste in names are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Cesaro was only renamed because he now is doing mo-cap in "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" for Caesar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagan Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 What's the over/under before the crowds start cheering for Orton again? After a bit of a rocky start, his matches have picked up to last year's level and the fact that he's essentially a fighting babyface champion facing outnumbered odds and going after his challengers one by one each week as punishment from his megalomaniacal bosses leads me to thinking that the night after 'Mania he should be ready to turn. Honestly, I don't know why they don't just run an extended Orton/Hunter feud? Aside from the WM snoozer (which was a smark crowd burnt out and crawling up its own ass to show how cool they were for rejecting "overpushed" guys), they've always had good matches, and there's a built-in story there that'll can get you pretty far. You can even bring in Flair I'd be all-in for an extended Cena/Wyatt grudge feud that goes until the Summer before Cena finally prevails, Hunter/Orton/Batista in a "who evolved the best" feud, and then have Bryan with the belt doing the Bret Hart-fighting champion route. I really think the worst booking device in WWE is the idea that programs have to run two-or-three PPVS in a row. I hope that the Network changes that because now we don't have to worry about month-to-month buyrates. I think you can get to SummerSlam with Bryan defending against, like, Kane one month, members of The Shield, maybe Batista, a one-off with Cesaro, Sheamus and I'm running out of credible guys because they've done a terrible job with their roster. But the point remains... I dunno...they really need to JBL a guy and completely re-package a perenial mid-carder and push him to the main event. Which mid-carder would work? I mean, I dig the Bad News Barrett gimmick but they could certainly tweak it into a little more of a dangerous thing and I think he'd be quickly credible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I think Fandango has the goods, minus his amusing at first but quickly grew tiresome gimmick. Turn R Truth heel and let him be how he was before and it'd work. Maybe AN USO? Brodus maybe, if they could stop jobbing him for five seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Even Jack Kevorkian? Jack Kevorkian fucking killed people. For a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 New Jack I think we're on to something here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I'm waiting for the day that guys just have a single letter or number be their name and we can get a WMLXII main event of J vs. 9. Maybe I'm weird, I like the names of HHH and Stephanie's kids. They're different without being too blatantly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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