Tromatagon Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Hey guys That joke isn't original or funny anymore sorry 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 So, Dixie is a near-50 year old woman, college-educated, married with two children...and yet she still somehow needs her dad to pull strings and protect her? Jeez. This is why you shouldn't spoil your children, folks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ligerbusa Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Hey guys That joke isn't original or funny anymore sorry Your username isn't that bad, dude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 So, Dixie is a near-50 year old woman, college-educated, married with two children...and yet she still somehow needs her dad to pull strings and protect her? Jeez. This is why you shouldn't spoil your children, folks. Standard operating procedure for rich people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I hope we find out that Norv Frenulum is named after one of her kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 i'd like to think Bob Carter did it more for Serge's sake than Dixie's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 From the Bleacher Report and PWI Insider: "As for the Triple H and Bryan option, giving Bryan a shot at a future title match would do well to pacify his discontented fanbase as well, especially if it gives him a chance to finally thwart the man who has made his life a series of frustrating moments. The company reportedly isn't planning for Bryan to win that match, though. PWInsider, via WrestlingInc.com, reports that regarding Triple H vs. Bryan, "nobody within WWE expects Bryan to go over." Insert Triple H's shovel joke here. If that scenario is indeed what comes to pass, expect several non-PG chants to echo through the Superdome. For WWE to crush the people's hero yet again is a risky move. The WrestleMania audience would make the reaction to Batista's Royal Rumble seem tame." Wha...why...this...WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I can't wait to hear that well deserved reaction from the crowd if and when that occurs. Ohhhhh my god, I kind of hope that happens, just because it's probably the wake up call they need, and they might actually listen if it involves Triple H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Counterpoint: It's PWInsider. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 wrestlinginc is the internet's most trusted website for professional wrestling news, what are you trying to say about the validity of their reporting sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Counterpoint: It's PWInsider. Agreed. As out of touch as "the Stamford Gang" has seemed lately, I just can't believe that they would be THAT tone deaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I've always sort of balanced the amount of comeuppance a heel deserves in a successful blow off by the amount of shit the face has had to take. At this point, Bryan should win at Mania an leave HHH in a pawnshop basement with Zed and the Gimp to keep the crowd from vocally shitting all over the biggest show of the WWE calendar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I've got a way to make some fans cheer HHH at Wrestlemania. Daniel Bryan wins the title at Elimination Chamber. A furious and paranoid Randy Orton demands a match with HHH at Wrestlemania because he thinks he was screwed out of the title. HHH eventually gets pushed into agreeing, but adds the stipulation that if he wins, then Orton cannot have a title match for the next year. After losing, Orton dedicates himself to winning the tag team titles. He eventually turns on his partner around Rumble time, as he shifts towards his goal of being a singles champion again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Your idea starts with Orton losing the title, and ends with Orton chasing it again come the Rumble '15. No points are given. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 My idea ends with Orton putting lotion in the basket or getting the hose again 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Your idea starts with Orton losing the title, and ends with Orton chasing it again come the Rumble '15. No points are given. Well, in an ideal world, his tag partner is Heath Slater and Orton turns out to be the Jannetty in that pairing as he ends up putting over Slater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Orton and Slater has a good ring to it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 So last year they put The Undertaker's Wrestlemania situation in motion by advertising him to appear on Raw when it was in Texas. Raw doesn't go there till they're in San Antonio on March 17. I wonder if they're going to wait till then to set up The Undertaker's opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Blessed be Harley, His briefcase, His promo, and His sports coat.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 They should do an angle where it turns out that HHH has put a bounty out on Daniel Bryan. HHH can cos-play as Harley Race. They can make references to the New Orleans Saints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Since Punk is gone now, Hunter can REALLY cos-play as Harley Race and finally get back to the best part of his character: 'dem mutton chops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Just a reminder Mick Foley is on a standup comedy show on AXS tv at 10 pm eastern. Unless his son asks why he's on such a shitty network and he has to stop doing it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 So, Dixie is a near-50 year old woman, college-educated, married with two children...and yet she still somehow needs her dad to pull strings and protect her? Jeez. This is why you shouldn't spoil your children, folks. Standard operating procedure for rich people. I imagine the amount of money spent to appease Dixie Carter's ego over the years is roughly the same as the GDP for a mid-sized African country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Remember when they first announced her involvement and we were all HOLY SHIT SAM'S MOM FROM DIFF'RENT STROKES? I'm still disappointed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 From the Bleacher Report and PWI Insider: "As for the Triple H and Bryan option, giving Bryan a shot at a future title match would do well to pacify his discontented fanbase as well, especially if it gives him a chance to finally thwart the man who has made his life a series of frustrating moments. The company reportedly isn't planning for Bryan to win that match, though. PWInsider, via WrestlingInc.com, reports that regarding Triple H vs. Bryan, "nobody within WWE expects Bryan to go over." Insert Triple H's shovel joke here. If that scenario is indeed what comes to pass, expect several non-PG chants to echo through the Superdome. For WWE to crush the people's hero yet again is a risky move. The WrestleMania audience would make the reaction to Batista's Royal Rumble seem tame." Wha...why...this...WHAT? Because they gotta keep that young up and comer Triple H strong for... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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