nate Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Raccoons keep getting into my trash. How do I stop them? Emily Donaldson FUCK THE RACOONS. BUBBA YOU TAKE THE FUCKING POISON YOU PUT JABRONI CHEESEBURGER THEN THEY EAT THE CHEESEBURGER THEY BECOME MICHAEL VICK DOG. "I hope you eat the jabroni cheeseburger and become Michael Vick's dog*" has now surpassed "I hope you get in a boat with a hole in it and go out to sea and die, you buncha bitches" as my long-winded replacement for "Fuck off!" of choice. *Edited for clarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Woah. I just looked it (stock price)up. Did that just happen off the announcement of the Network? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 And she could get them a ton more mainstream publicity than one primetime commercial on any network - if they sign her, it'll be all over the place for a couple of days, reaching a lot of eyeballs who don't normally enjoy the stuffing. It'll be nowhere. Hell, I'm probably the only one on this board who has seen her work since she and Clooney split. She's about as famous as all the other Clooney exes you can't name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Woah. I just looked it (stock price)up. Did that just happen off the announcement of the Network? It's more about the new broadcasting contract. It's expected to double at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 So while I was looking it up, I stumbled across this article about Stephanie selling stock back in October to finance building a home. She got 8.3 million, selling the stock at somewhere between 9.05 - 10.89 a share. Three months later and the shares are worth 23.00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 You know I had just assumed that she sold high to hedge against the network failing/contract negotiations being underwhelming. I didn't realize she sold before the boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 So while I was looking it up, I stumbled across this article about Stephanie selling stock back in October to finance building a home. She got 8.3 million, selling the stock at somewhere between 9.05 - 10.89 a share. Three months later and the shares are worth 23.00. Oooof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelemania Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I wonder if WWE used Elijah Burke 'cause they know C.M. Punk didn't like him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 but Vince has money to burn. Had money to burn. Have you seen the stock prices? Dude's a billionaire again. Time for Linda to run for #3? Linda for President in 2016! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I wasn't trying to be a prick. I saw it happen more than once, it made me chuckle, and his hair came up again. I'm sorry having a little fun bugs you so much.. I think it was the casual use of the dreaded shoot namez that made it come off slightly prickish. Fair enough. I only use Joe because I called him that more than once. "Roman" seems weird to me. I've never been one of those guys to call Daniel Bryan "Brian" or use guys shoot names, but I was never in a lab group in college with those guys, either. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougN Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 From that thread posted a few pages back: Barring any career-ending injuries, John Cena is going to be the new Rocky by WM 25. That guy has so much undiscovered ability and they haven't pushed him down our throats ala Lesnar who climbed to the top of the mountain before he actually got over (as a babyface, even.) I wonder if that guy ended up going insane in 2006. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 So while I was looking it up, I stumbled across this article about Stephanie selling stock back in October to finance building a home. She got 8.3 million, selling the stock at somewhere between 9.05 - 10.89 a share. Three months later and the shares are worth 23.00. And someone was using Steph's stock sale as proof that the WWE was on shaky ground and the Network was a gamble she felt was likely to fail. The possibility that Stephanie McMahon just might not have been a particularly sharp businesswoman wasn't considered. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 So while I was looking it up, I stumbled across this article about Stephanie selling stock back in October to finance building a home. She got 8.3 million, selling the stock at somewhere between 9.05 - 10.89 a share. Three months later and the shares are worth 23.00. It also depends on what she bought the shares at. And sine she's almost certainly a preferred insider, she essentially got them for nothing and cashed out when she thought it was a good chance. HHH is also a preferred shareholder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Additionally McMahon family stock is set up so it's worth 10x the voting power, but when sold becomes common stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 considering the ratings death that keeps occurring in the 3rd hour of RAW.. if they have to hold 3 hour RAWs, maybe put the main event closer to the middle of the card and then use parts of hour 3 to announce matches for the next week, sorta like how they had to hold MSG cards to avoid the 'curfew' (or to avoid paying people overtime) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Jason David Frank, the Green Ranger, is campaigning on Facebook for a MMA fight against CM Punk. PUNK FEARS TOMMY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 considering the ratings death that keeps occurring in the 3rd hour of RAW.. if they have to hold 3 hour RAWs, maybe put the main event closer to the middle of the card and then use parts of hour 3 to announce matches for the next week, sorta like how they had to hold MSG cards to avoid the 'curfew' (or to avoid paying people overtime) "Ratings death" is a relative term. USA are probably fine with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I already had my boner for Stacy when she was 19. Not much interest now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I would like to see Trish back but I guess that's impossible now that she has a child. What about Mickie? I read she visited the performance center. She'd be an awesome addition to the division. Her recent heel work in TNA was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I got sick of Stacy from Day Of Reckoning 2 on the GameCube. I guess she might bump the Total Divas rating but I doubt she's worth big money all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I hope she replaces Vickie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Man, I'd love to see Punk do MMA. Yeah, him getting the shit beat out of him would be hilarious but most importantly he'd never have an opportunity to climb up anything and drop that shitty elbow while a bunch of marks who have clearly never seen a Randy Savage elbow chant, "Randy Savage". Raccoons keep getting into my trash. How do I stop them?Emily Donaldson FUCK THE RACOONS. BUBBA YOU TAKE THE FUCKING POISON YOU PUT JABRONI CHEESEBURGER THEN THEY EAT THE CHEESEBURGER THEY BECOME MICHAEL VICK DOG. What if a hobo eats the poisoned cheeseburger? Then you've killed a hobo and you've got the police questioning you and The Hobo Army after you for vengeance. Hey guys! Stacy Kiebler might come back to the WWE! Internet Wrestling Fan: How does this make money for someone else? Normal Fucking People: Sweet! More Stacy Kiebler in my life! Normal Fucking People: Who? What? Why are you telling me this? I'll always appreciate how quickly she adapted and held this train wreck together... No, wait, that's not what she did at all. She just stood there like a deer in the headlights. Way to think on your feet, Legs. I, I, like Christy's flexibility too. I'll never forgive her for teasing me with a new Supermarket Sweep though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 That video quality of that clip is exactly why we need the WWE network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 WWE stock started soaring when articles were popping up about their new tv deal. The announcement of the network brought in the speculative tech crowd and made it approach all time highs. It doesn't make 100% sense but as a shareholder I'm enjoying the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manzk Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 considering the ratings death that keeps occurring in the 3rd hour of RAW.. if they have to hold 3 hour RAWs, maybe put the main event closer to the middle of the card and then use parts of hour 3 to announce matches for the next week, sorta like how they had to hold MSG cards to avoid the 'curfew' (or to avoid paying people overtime) Then the ratings of the third hour would be Main Event ratings. They get the viewers back for the ME (if it is any good) and overrun anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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