ebbie Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rumblings are that Sting has signed with WWE.PLEASE BE REAL. I want to see Bray do the Spider Walk at Sting and Sting respond by pounding his fucking chest and flexing. The only thing that would be better if Macho Man were to elbow Wyatt mid walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rumblings are that Sting has signed with WWE. Ooooh. Crow Sting please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I would presume that if WWE has indeed signed Sting, we will get maybe an announcement tonight, but hype the appearance for the week before EC, no? Isn't that the way WWE has been handling all their returns lately: Cena, Batista, Rock ? All of them, save Lesnar, have been heavily hyped in advance of their debuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I'm pretty excited for Raw. I have high hopes for a trainwreck. God, I wish they were in Philly tonight. Chicago would be just as good. Cleveland is a nice third place option for hostile crowds, though. Same here. Man I wish they were in Philly and Chicago like you, Craig H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimoDANK Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 A bold move tonight would be Ambrose and Rollins turning on Reigns and Rusev joining them as the 3rd Shield member. As for Sting if they did sign him and he's in Cleveland I say put him on TV and get the moment out of it. I'd even have him cut a a promo about being there for one reason, to end the Undertakers streak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Can I please get this? Please?! 3 years late but still.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Just saw somewhere that Bryan and Foley's reactions to last night were both planned. And Extreme Rules is in Seattle, which takes place in May, aka the start of the summer. So whoever in whatever thread pointed that out in the haiku, my hat's off to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 How disappointed will people be if the plan has shifted to Punk and Bryan vs DX in a five-on-two handicap match for the tag team titles at Wrestlemania? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Just saw somewhere that Bryan and Foley's reactions to last night were both planned. And Extreme Rules is in Seattle, which takes place in May, aka the start of the summer. So whoever in whatever thread pointed that out in the haiku, my hat's off to you. What about Dewey's reaction? Is that part of the plan too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Dewey and Noelle will play the parts of Randy Anderson's family when HHH fires Foley on-air like it's 1997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Last time Foley's daughter was mentioned around here things got creepy. Dewey should really go into pro wrestling, just so he can name his finisher "the dewdrop". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Last time Foley's daughter was mentioned around here things got creepy. Dewey should really go into pro wrestling, just so he can name his finisher "the dewdrop". You haven't read the Rumble thread - it's happening again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Just saw somewhere that Bryan and Foley's reactions to last night were both planned. And Extreme Rules is in Seattle, which takes place in May, aka the start of the summer. So whoever in whatever thread pointed that out in the haiku, my hat's off to you. Source? Just curious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 so he can't call his finisher the Mountain Dew without getting a C&D? and typically it gets creepy when any woman is mentioned around here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I don't care how old and fat he is, Sting showing up on Raw will make me mark the fuck out. I haven't watched TNA in a while. Is he "can't be bothered to stay in shape" fat or "old man metabolism" fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Probably both. I bet if he was motivated he could go all out in the gym to get into decent shape. With TNA, who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I think Sting will be fine once he signs his part time contract and Vince gets him back on the juice. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 HOLY SHIT, I had no idea Scott Keith was still doing SmarK Rants for WWE shows. I just randomly thought "Hmm, I would be interested to see what Scott Keith thought of the Rumble. I wonder if he's still around." I remember like, 10 years ago dude was slowing down his reviews and complaining that it was too much work. I guess, just like it's impossible for guys like Ric Flair to hang up their boots, it's impossible for a veteran wrestling show reviewer like Scott Keith to turn off the computer and put away the keyboard. Gotta say, his rants are A LOT less entertaining to me now than they were when I was 16. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 There is a change.org petition in support of Daniel Bryan.Him not being in the Rumble is one of the best things to ever happen to his career. People are so invested in him right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 so, if we sign enough petitions, Obama restarts the Royal Rumble with Bryan as the 31st man, giving Bryan a chance with everybody who was in the ring 2 minutes after Rey came out at 30? The Final Nine, live on PPV this February! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Ambrose and Rollins do the news and things get.... WEIRD. Right away. I love you Dean. http://vimeo.com/85149378 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 did the WWE get the rights to 1992-ish WCW theme songs like "Man Called Sting" when they bought the fed? I know some of the WCW themes that went directly over to the WWE were stock music (Booker T's theme) Anything off Slam Jam 1 came along when the WWE bought WCW. Doesn't hurt that they guy that wrote all the songs is currently an Agent for WWE (Michael Hayes). Plus anything Jimmy Hart wrote after 97 is fair game. Only stuff that's off is any of the licenced stuff ("Seek and Destroy" ain't happening), or the stuff that was TBS stock stuff unless it was bought (Like Booker's theme). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dank Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rumblings are that Sting has re-signed with TNA. (not really, but if "rumblings are" is the best citation we can give, I'll go with it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Ambrose and Rollins do the news and things get.... WEIRD. Right away. I love you Dean. http://vimeo.com/85149378 The anchor being like, "so some people think you guys are in cahoots with the champ Punk" was awesome. Dude must have been like "Oh great, some fucking wrestlers on the show today? Ugh, let's see *takes 20 seconds to skim through the top half of The Shield's Wikipedia page* OK, yeah, whatever, let's get this over with." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rumblings are that Sting has re-signed with TNA. (not really, but if "rumblings are" is the best citation we can give, I'll go with it) Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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